so yo, just got back from gettin a physical at my mommas work. it actually went better than i thought. i mean, a physical isnt really even that bad. it was just a bitch to get up at 6am after sleeping at 12:30 almost 1am. and the fact that a male was going to touch my balls and shit was haunting me. but everything went coo. im fine, my health and my O-positive blood is all goooood. after my physical i visited my uncle that works with my mom. he showed me the x-ray room and gave me some hands on experience to help me out with my whole x-ray tech shit. it was pretty interesting, seeing all the new equipment and shit that doctors deal with to make their job easier. i had the opportunity to watch men undress and lay on a bed with their pants at their ankles. NIIICE! no homo. well i got to see that and their insides. after about 30 minutes to an hour i headed out and came back home. now im here.
i dont know what im going to do for the rest of the day. theres ideas of going to a few museums and all that but im still unsure. my brother, rachelle and her cousin from jersey is coming down in a bit but its up to them on what they wanna do today. so ill just tag along.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the berrics has created a new section to their site called SKATE OR DICE. theres some specially made dice with skate tricks on each side. you roll the dice and the skater will have to do the trick that rolls out. its a dollar or more buy in. if you land the trick you take the moeny, if you dont then you leave yur moola in the pot and let it grow till someone cleans out. PRETTTY GOOOD. check it out yo!
no laker games til friday... WHACK! i guess i gotta play nba 2k9...
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
A REAL "G"
so yo, ive watched a Kenny G concert about 4 times in the past 2 days! shits fucking tight. i was blown away, and since it was in HD, FUUUUUCK... it felt like i was actually there at the show. front row and shit. ive always placed kenny g on top of my music food chain but after seeing his concert, or going to his concert, he bumped up a level or two on my list. he played his heart out, had sweat flying and falling from his face, got the crowd well involved and pretty much gave everyone their moneys worth. that shit was priceless, i was so amazed that i actually tried to get his anthology or greatest hits, but i couldnt find any of them. WHACK.
not having any anthology and all that shit crushed my heart... i needed to hear some good music! and with no Kenny G, theres no good music. but i came across prince. so i got the Prince Greatest Hits. cant fuck with that.... its no Kenny G, but you cant go wrong with prince. call me gay but just wait and youll see. listen to 7, 1999, little red corvette, purple rain, raspberry beret. youll catch yourself tappin your foot, snappin your finger, bobbin your head and shakin them hips. when listening to prince doing those things are inevitable. THATS WSUP.
KENNY G - DID YOU KNOW?!
Kenny G's real name is Kenneth Gorelick. his real name is gross... he'd get no play with that name. kenny g is by far a better name. its more hip. its smooth and it leaves ladies moist and wanting. with a name like Kenny G and the talent to sweep ladies off their feet with soprano saxophone, Mr. G is the complete package. shits MONEY
JBROS
this shit aint gay, youre gay if you havent taken a pic with this shit. you wish you got down with the JBROS! i dont know how much longer itll be up but i say you take that pic ASAP. make it happen. FAGS
not having any anthology and all that shit crushed my heart... i needed to hear some good music! and with no Kenny G, theres no good music. but i came across prince. so i got the Prince Greatest Hits. cant fuck with that.... its no Kenny G, but you cant go wrong with prince. call me gay but just wait and youll see. listen to 7, 1999, little red corvette, purple rain, raspberry beret. youll catch yourself tappin your foot, snappin your finger, bobbin your head and shakin them hips. when listening to prince doing those things are inevitable. THATS WSUP.
KENNY G - DID YOU KNOW?!
Kenny G's real name is Kenneth Gorelick. his real name is gross... he'd get no play with that name. kenny g is by far a better name. its more hip. its smooth and it leaves ladies moist and wanting. with a name like Kenny G and the talent to sweep ladies off their feet with soprano saxophone, Mr. G is the complete package. shits MONEY
JBROS
this shit aint gay, youre gay if you havent taken a pic with this shit. you wish you got down with the JBROS! i dont know how much longer itll be up but i say you take that pic ASAP. make it happen. FAGS
GETTIN' PHYSICAL
so yo, todays monday and i aint got too much planned so ill skip to tuesday. tuesday im schedule for a physical check up at my moms work. you know, gotta get some blood drawn, gotta check my vision with that chart with numbers and letters that start all huge and get smaller and smaller... fuck that shit. aint too hard but my vision on my right eye is a little weak compared to my left. but yeah, gotta give the doctors a piss sample and of course, the doctor has to feel up my ball sack.
the doctor ill be seeing is african american, so hopefully he doesnt laugh at my package... BECAUSE ITS SO BIG! haha. but naw. should i shave? make it look nice? or should i leave it the way it is. all crazy and shit. jungle like. or maybe i could do some design with it. i dont know. but what i do know is that im not really looking forward to the physical. SHITS WEAK!
speaking of WEAK, there was no fucking battle at the berrics this past saturday and sunday. yeah yeah yeah, they did apologize and promise that therell be some this coming weekend, but gah. i was looking forward to seeing MJ and PJ Ladd skate. well, the berrics posted some other videos in place of battle at the berrics. the videos were coo. not as fun too watch. but better than nothing right?
* new BUTTERY ASS MONDAYS, check it out yo *
olivia newton john - physical
the doctor ill be seeing is african american, so hopefully he doesnt laugh at my package... BECAUSE ITS SO BIG! haha. but naw. should i shave? make it look nice? or should i leave it the way it is. all crazy and shit. jungle like. or maybe i could do some design with it. i dont know. but what i do know is that im not really looking forward to the physical. SHITS WEAK!
speaking of WEAK, there was no fucking battle at the berrics this past saturday and sunday. yeah yeah yeah, they did apologize and promise that therell be some this coming weekend, but gah. i was looking forward to seeing MJ and PJ Ladd skate. well, the berrics posted some other videos in place of battle at the berrics. the videos were coo. not as fun too watch. but better than nothing right?
* new BUTTERY ASS MONDAYS, check it out yo *
olivia newton john - physical
Thursday, December 25, 2008
XMAS, LAKERS and Q's & A's
so yo, if you went to the St. Lorenzo midnight mass then give me a "HELL NAW!" im sorry and i probably should be more respectful but goddamn.... that quire was terrible. TERRIBLE. im sorry, but i was cracking up... the singing was just too horrible. i couldnt hold it in. it was 12am and they were singing some slow songs in monotone voices. like the sound of zombies mumbling. but whatevers. the mass and singing was too boring and i just really didnt have the push and patients to stick around for the whole hour and a half. or however long the mass was. so me, marielle, teddy and mike cut early. and if you were inside sitting down, im sure you wish you did the same. but, the day was good. presents were better than i thought and im about ready to knock out.
today was the big event! LA LAKERS vs BOSTON CELTICS. long story short, WE WERE KILLIN! yeah yeah yeah, we did let the celtics come back here and there but the main thing is that we won and we sure made it HURT. we had good plays, everything from 3s by lamar - great hustle by ariza. walton was impressive and sasha stepped up. kobe was being kobe, bynum played like how he should and stayed out of foul trouble. but pau... fucking faggot... he started off rocky for the 1st three quarters but he turned up the heat in the 4th. so yeah. LA wins. FUCK the celtics. MERRY XMAS
Q: what was the best gift you received this Christmas
A: HANDS DOWN, has to be the lakers winning over the celtics. kobe was crazy. ariza, walton, sasha, bynum and odom. GOOD SHIT! i apologize for my chick, Pau Gasol. her sports bra was abit too tight and it effected her agility and shots. but, she did take it off at the end of the 3rd quarter and came out with her A game at the start of the 4th
Q: what was the 2nd best gift you received this Christmas
A: 2nd, id probably have to give it to my brand new Vanessa Hudgens signature Ecko brand shoes. the white ones with the pink... SHITS TIGHT
Q: did santa give you what you wished for?
A: a Christmas laker victory over the celtics and my Vanessa Hudgens Ecko shoes? id say he gave me everything i can ask for
Q: is there a gift you havent unwrapped yet?
A: yes yes yes indeed. i havent opened the "A Cross The Universe" Justice cd/dvd. but...... it is open now and it is just about ready to go into the dvd player. thanks broseph and rachelle.
Q: are you ready for the Christmas Day sale?
A: i guess, i dont have much in mind that i want to buy. if anything just some new shit for my room but thats about all. i dont really wanna spend too much money just yet
PIC: JUSTICE - A CROSS THE UNIVERSE CD/DVD. FROM MY BRO AND RACHELLE. click pic to enlarge
today was the big event! LA LAKERS vs BOSTON CELTICS. long story short, WE WERE KILLIN! yeah yeah yeah, we did let the celtics come back here and there but the main thing is that we won and we sure made it HURT. we had good plays, everything from 3s by lamar - great hustle by ariza. walton was impressive and sasha stepped up. kobe was being kobe, bynum played like how he should and stayed out of foul trouble. but pau... fucking faggot... he started off rocky for the 1st three quarters but he turned up the heat in the 4th. so yeah. LA wins. FUCK the celtics. MERRY XMAS
Q: what was the best gift you received this Christmas
A: HANDS DOWN, has to be the lakers winning over the celtics. kobe was crazy. ariza, walton, sasha, bynum and odom. GOOD SHIT! i apologize for my chick, Pau Gasol. her sports bra was abit too tight and it effected her agility and shots. but, she did take it off at the end of the 3rd quarter and came out with her A game at the start of the 4th
Q: what was the 2nd best gift you received this Christmas
A: 2nd, id probably have to give it to my brand new Vanessa Hudgens signature Ecko brand shoes. the white ones with the pink... SHITS TIGHT
Q: did santa give you what you wished for?
A: a Christmas laker victory over the celtics and my Vanessa Hudgens Ecko shoes? id say he gave me everything i can ask for
Q: is there a gift you havent unwrapped yet?
A: yes yes yes indeed. i havent opened the "A Cross The Universe" Justice cd/dvd. but...... it is open now and it is just about ready to go into the dvd player. thanks broseph and rachelle.
Q: are you ready for the Christmas Day sale?
A: i guess, i dont have much in mind that i want to buy. if anything just some new shit for my room but thats about all. i dont really wanna spend too much money just yet
PIC: JUSTICE - A CROSS THE UNIVERSE CD/DVD. FROM MY BRO AND RACHELLE. click pic to enlarge
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
DAY 1
so yo, day 1 with the pups is just about wrappin up. the 2 dogs are still outside chillin in the dog house. there are still no posts up around the neighborhood about the two lost dogs, so theres an even greater chance that ill be selling them.
again, theyre two short haired dogs. one boy and one girl. look to be about a year old. if not then just a little bit older. ive been looking at them more and by the shape of their body, the best guess is that the breed is more of a wiener dog. a short black haired wiener dog. but, i am still unsure if that is the real breed, it may be a mix. they seem to be of the same batch and are very attached. they have been together ever since last night and dont seem to ever leave each others side. so far, theyve just been chillin, sitting around, eating and sleeping.
so ill be selling them together for the price of $250 - $350. im still unsure. but i dont think ill be reaching over $400.
the dogs are friendly, the boy is NOT neutered (so you can make them bump and grind and have babies.) SELL THAT SHIT! and the dogs do not bite. i know that for a fact because i have let them eat food from my mouth and off my belly. jk. but really, they dont bite and they are really quite gentle.
well still, if youre interested or know of someone who might be interested, let me know asap.
buy it for yourself, by it for yur gf, bf, parents. i dont know
again, theyre two short haired dogs. one boy and one girl. look to be about a year old. if not then just a little bit older. ive been looking at them more and by the shape of their body, the best guess is that the breed is more of a wiener dog. a short black haired wiener dog. but, i am still unsure if that is the real breed, it may be a mix. they seem to be of the same batch and are very attached. they have been together ever since last night and dont seem to ever leave each others side. so far, theyve just been chillin, sitting around, eating and sleeping.
so ill be selling them together for the price of $250 - $350. im still unsure. but i dont think ill be reaching over $400.
the dogs are friendly, the boy is NOT neutered (so you can make them bump and grind and have babies.) SELL THAT SHIT! and the dogs do not bite. i know that for a fact because i have let them eat food from my mouth and off my belly. jk. but really, they dont bite and they are really quite gentle.
well still, if youre interested or know of someone who might be interested, let me know asap.
buy it for yourself, by it for yur gf, bf, parents. i dont know
POSSIBLY FO SALE!!!!
so yo, late last night some bitch rapidly rang my doorbell a few times. my pops went out and talked to the trick about these two black haired pups that were going around the neighborhood and just so happened to be on our yard. she was wondering if it was ours or not and how it was sad that theyre lost in the streets in such cold weather and with no family during christmas time. so anyways, my pops took the dogs into my backyard and thats where they slept last night.
if nobody posts up any missing dog signs from now till after christmas and new years, ill most likely sell the two dogs. or ill try to sell them. im not sure what the breed is but my guess is a pup Plott Hound. they are both black coated dogs with a trail of white fur below their necks and leads to their tummies. one is a boy and the other is a girl and id say theyre bout a year old or alittle bit older. id have to sell them as a pair because they seem pretty connected, but ill be sure not to make the price too high.
all i know at the moment is that i cant keep them. i already have one dog and that foo is a handful. so ill keep yall niggas posted if whether or not ill be selling the dogs. if yur interested let me know. IM me, send me a text or a message/comment on myspace. anything. homies get first pick. if yur a friend of a friend ill still be nice and lower the price.
PUPS: click pics to enlarge
girl
boy
OTHER NEWS:
Berrics have 3 new updates, fakie flip down the 7 stair w/ Lizard King and Steve Berra, Test Yo Self w/ pro skateboarder Jason Lee (my name is earl) and a new Skateboarding is HOT HOT HOT. check it out at The Berrics. word
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today * LA LAKERS VS NEW ORLEANS HORNETS *
its an away game, the last game till the BIG ONE! LAKERS VS CELTICS
if nobody posts up any missing dog signs from now till after christmas and new years, ill most likely sell the two dogs. or ill try to sell them. im not sure what the breed is but my guess is a pup Plott Hound. they are both black coated dogs with a trail of white fur below their necks and leads to their tummies. one is a boy and the other is a girl and id say theyre bout a year old or alittle bit older. id have to sell them as a pair because they seem pretty connected, but ill be sure not to make the price too high.
all i know at the moment is that i cant keep them. i already have one dog and that foo is a handful. so ill keep yall niggas posted if whether or not ill be selling the dogs. if yur interested let me know. IM me, send me a text or a message/comment on myspace. anything. homies get first pick. if yur a friend of a friend ill still be nice and lower the price.
PUPS: click pics to enlarge
girl
boy
OTHER NEWS:
Berrics have 3 new updates, fakie flip down the 7 stair w/ Lizard King and Steve Berra, Test Yo Self w/ pro skateboarder Jason Lee (my name is earl) and a new Skateboarding is HOT HOT HOT. check it out at The Berrics. word
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today * LA LAKERS VS NEW ORLEANS HORNETS *
its an away game, the last game till the BIG ONE! LAKERS VS CELTICS
Sunday, December 21, 2008
BLOW OUT
so yo, its sunday, which means 2 new games of SKATE have just wrapped up. first on saturday with my boy, Steve Berra vs Chris Roberts. and the other game this sunday morning with the and only, Eric Froston vs Rob Dyrdek (from Rob and Big.)
for saturdays match up, i chose Steve Berra to win. it was hard deciding between the two but after a few minutes of thinking things through, i went with my gut and chose Berra. for sundays match up between Froston and Dyrdek, its for sure a no brainer... it was dubbed "the highly anticipated blow out." Koston is just too much of a good skater and im sure that those who have seen his video parts would agree.
so, the two skaters i chose have won their matches. bringing me closer to the winning prizes at the end of the tournament!
(some might recognize Steve Berra from the Rob & Big episode when they went to Florida for the Tampa contest. the episode when Rob made it rain with singles and kickflipped over an alligator)
BACKGROUND INFO:
the Battle at the Berrics is a single-elimination game of SKATE between 32 pro skateboarders. there is 1 game every saturday and sunday and will be held for about 16 weeks until there are 4 skaters left. then, those four will go head to head at the Battle at the Berrics Bash.
Before the whole tournament started, viewers were given a bracket chart that showed who would face who. they were able to decide and submit their choices on who they thought would win in each match and who would win 3rd, 2nd and 1st place.
after the tournament, the Berrics will then look over the submitted choices and will give out prizes to the viewers who submitted the most correct wins. i believe 3rd place winner for most correct wins receives the 3rd runner ups skateboard that he used during the match. 2nd place wins a free t-shirt and the 2nd place's used skateboard and the 1st winner will receive a free t-shirt, the 1st place skateboard and something else. the skateboards might be autographed. im not sure.
but, thats the whole dealeo with the Battle at the Berrics.
so hopefully i win either 3rd 2nd or 1st. so far in the first heat, there has been 14 out of 16 matches. and out of the 14, i have won 8. pretttay good. so theres still a chance for me to win. fo sho.
VIDEO: ERIC KOSTON VS ROB DYRDEK
for saturdays match up, i chose Steve Berra to win. it was hard deciding between the two but after a few minutes of thinking things through, i went with my gut and chose Berra. for sundays match up between Froston and Dyrdek, its for sure a no brainer... it was dubbed "the highly anticipated blow out." Koston is just too much of a good skater and im sure that those who have seen his video parts would agree.
so, the two skaters i chose have won their matches. bringing me closer to the winning prizes at the end of the tournament!
(some might recognize Steve Berra from the Rob & Big episode when they went to Florida for the Tampa contest. the episode when Rob made it rain with singles and kickflipped over an alligator)
BACKGROUND INFO:
the Battle at the Berrics is a single-elimination game of SKATE between 32 pro skateboarders. there is 1 game every saturday and sunday and will be held for about 16 weeks until there are 4 skaters left. then, those four will go head to head at the Battle at the Berrics Bash.
Before the whole tournament started, viewers were given a bracket chart that showed who would face who. they were able to decide and submit their choices on who they thought would win in each match and who would win 3rd, 2nd and 1st place.
after the tournament, the Berrics will then look over the submitted choices and will give out prizes to the viewers who submitted the most correct wins. i believe 3rd place winner for most correct wins receives the 3rd runner ups skateboard that he used during the match. 2nd place wins a free t-shirt and the 2nd place's used skateboard and the 1st winner will receive a free t-shirt, the 1st place skateboard and something else. the skateboards might be autographed. im not sure.
but, thats the whole dealeo with the Battle at the Berrics.
so hopefully i win either 3rd 2nd or 1st. so far in the first heat, there has been 14 out of 16 matches. and out of the 14, i have won 8. pretttay good. so theres still a chance for me to win. fo sho.
VIDEO: ERIC KOSTON VS ROB DYRDEK
A TASTY HEART ATTACK
MM MMM GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pics to enlarge
go nuts, try it with pepperjack cheese and jalapenos. try it with grilled onions. or if you want to go crazier, try it with pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, grilled onions and deep fry it. maybe its abit much but you can be sure itll taste great. FO SHO. try it. go get fat.
go nuts, try it with pepperjack cheese and jalapenos. try it with grilled onions. or if you want to go crazier, try it with pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, grilled onions and deep fry it. maybe its abit much but you can be sure itll taste great. FO SHO. try it. go get fat.
Friday, December 19, 2008
YESTERDIZZAY
so yo, yesterday was my broskis B-DAY. hes now 24 i believe. we started the day off around 11am and went out shopping till 4:30 ish. came home with gifts and chilled till charles and mike came. played some video games till it was time to eat. bj came down and we all watched the Lakai Final Flare video. we fuckin rocked out Rock Band 2. WE KILLED THAT SHIT! me on drums... shits fuckin over. bj on bass... hope you know talent when you see it. MY BRO ON VOCALS?!?!?!?! its over before it even starts.... just save yurself some time and step aside. WE PLAYED OUR HEARTS OUT. after jammin' we got up on Scene It. 1st it was me and bj vs my bro and rachelle. they ended up killing us. then after it was another game of scene with me and bj vs charles and mike vs my bro and rachelle. me and bj brought the heat for the first few rounds until my broand rachelle caught up and ended up winning... UNDEFEATED... FUCK YOU GUYS. YOU SON OF A BITCH. haha. after we gave eachother knuckle sandwhiches on Fight Night Round 3. there was 6 of us total and we all drew names out of a hat to see who would face who and we did all that bracket shit. just like in battle at the berrics. it all came down to me vs charles for the championship. he knocked me out in the 5th or so. WORD. after that errbody headed out around 3am or so. twas a good day.
DOUBLE MUTHAFUCKIN HEADER
so yo, this weekend on Battle at the Berrics, Steve Berra will face Chris Roberts on Saturday and Koston vs Rob Dyrdek on Sunday. SHITS GOING DOWN!
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yesterday me rachelle and my broski did some christmas shoppin and decided to stop by active to get THE FINAL FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit was tight. lots of behind the scenes shit, pretty much a whole documentary of the start - finish of the making Fully Flared. The dvd came with a little catalog with notes, pics, video statistics. like how many tricks were done and how many slow mo clips and all that.
id say its a really good dvd set. 3 discs. 1 fully flared 1 final flare documentary and 1 blue ray disc. extras, unused clips from the vault and reedited scenes and alternate parts.
its fo sho a good present to get someone.
ALL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so yo, just finished all my christmas shopping with my bro and rachelle. we got my dog a huge ass bed thats probably 3x bigger than he is. we got my dad a 50 or 55 dolla jacket from H&M. and we got my momma a nike gym bag for when she goes to the gym and shit. we got my cousin the Lakai selects. the black/dark gray ones. and thats all the gifts i can give out right now. i got gifts i think they would like a lot so i think our money was well spent. WORD
i think itll be a prettay good christmas
DONT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MIAMI HEAT *
christmas day
* LA LAKERS VS BOSTON CELTICS *
lakers are gonna win. gotta have faith
VIDEO: GEORGE MICHAEL - FAITH
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yesterday me rachelle and my broski did some christmas shoppin and decided to stop by active to get THE FINAL FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit was tight. lots of behind the scenes shit, pretty much a whole documentary of the start - finish of the making Fully Flared. The dvd came with a little catalog with notes, pics, video statistics. like how many tricks were done and how many slow mo clips and all that.
id say its a really good dvd set. 3 discs. 1 fully flared 1 final flare documentary and 1 blue ray disc. extras, unused clips from the vault and reedited scenes and alternate parts.
its fo sho a good present to get someone.
ALL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so yo, just finished all my christmas shopping with my bro and rachelle. we got my dog a huge ass bed thats probably 3x bigger than he is. we got my dad a 50 or 55 dolla jacket from H&M. and we got my momma a nike gym bag for when she goes to the gym and shit. we got my cousin the Lakai selects. the black/dark gray ones. and thats all the gifts i can give out right now. i got gifts i think they would like a lot so i think our money was well spent. WORD
i think itll be a prettay good christmas
DONT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MIAMI HEAT *
christmas day
* LA LAKERS VS BOSTON CELTICS *
lakers are gonna win. gotta have faith
VIDEO: GEORGE MICHAEL - FAITH
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
WHATS THE DEAL?! - SANTA
so yo, i be wondering why santa claus lives in the north pole. i mean, i coulda sworn the story was that he was from some village and hed give gifts to the needy. later on the catholic or roman church or some shit put the foo in prison for being too BALLIN'. good ol saint nicholas kept praying to god while he was in prison and kept his good spirits up. when he was released, he came out as a fat man that loved god and decided to keep giving to the needy. i might be wrong but thats the story i remember hearing/learning from CCD (church school).
so where does the north pole come from? i mean cmon really? REALLY!? the north pole? aint take a genius to know that its fuckin cold as hell over there... how the fuck is santa keeping his self warm in such a climate. all he be wearing is satin or some velvet jumpsuit. now i havent worn any velvet suits or anything but its clear to see that that shit will not do the deal. if anything his beard is keeping him warmer than his suit.
you ever wonder what santa claus eats? i loooove fast food and i know, i know, I KNOW, that there aint no fast food joints down in the north pole. aint no McDonalds. no jack in the crack. no in and out. YOU KNOW?! so hows santa gettin fat? or maybe santa feeds off of christmas spirit. maybe he eats one too many christmas cookies. the world may never know...
howd santa hook up with Mrs Claus? they for sure didnt meet in school. no highschool sweetheart shit. HELL NAW. so howd that whole deal happen? whered they meet? i dont know... but what i do know, is that they better be fuckin. santa better be HANDLING THAT! nah nah nah, but really. what i do know is that them niggas better hook me up with some presents. thats wsup.
VIDEO: CHAMILLIONAIRE FREESTYLE ON "A MILLI"
brought to you by charles and me
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic to enlarge
so where does the north pole come from? i mean cmon really? REALLY!? the north pole? aint take a genius to know that its fuckin cold as hell over there... how the fuck is santa keeping his self warm in such a climate. all he be wearing is satin or some velvet jumpsuit. now i havent worn any velvet suits or anything but its clear to see that that shit will not do the deal. if anything his beard is keeping him warmer than his suit.
you ever wonder what santa claus eats? i loooove fast food and i know, i know, I KNOW, that there aint no fast food joints down in the north pole. aint no McDonalds. no jack in the crack. no in and out. YOU KNOW?! so hows santa gettin fat? or maybe santa feeds off of christmas spirit. maybe he eats one too many christmas cookies. the world may never know...
howd santa hook up with Mrs Claus? they for sure didnt meet in school. no highschool sweetheart shit. HELL NAW. so howd that whole deal happen? whered they meet? i dont know... but what i do know, is that they better be fuckin. santa better be HANDLING THAT! nah nah nah, but really. what i do know is that them niggas better hook me up with some presents. thats wsup.
VIDEO: CHAMILLIONAIRE FREESTYLE ON "A MILLI"
brought to you by charles and me
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic to enlarge
Monday, December 15, 2008
Nike Zoom Kobe IV
Nike Zoom Kobe IV - Home
Nike Zoom Kobe IV - Away
THE WHITE ONES ARE PRETTY NICE. THE CARPE DIEM ONES ARENT WORTH POSTING.
the Zoom Kobe IV, the latest signature sneaker for Kobe and the lightest and strongest basketball sneaker ever. Officially, the sneaker will be available starting January 1st 2009 in China and the rest of the globe beginning early February 2009. On December 20th, 2008, a extremely limited edition version called the Nike Zoom Kobe IV “Venom” will be available. Additionally, as a surprise this will be one of the first signature basketball sneaker to be launched on Nike iD as well, starting December 25, 2008 through January 31st, 24 consumers a day will be able to custom design a pair of Zoom Kobe IV Cut iD.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS NEW YORK KNICKS. AT HOME, 6:30 *
FANTASY BASKETBALL:
THIS WEEK MY TEAM, THE TALLY WALLY WIGGLERS VS MY BROTHERS TEAM, POP-A-SQUAT
Nike Zoom Kobe IV - Away
THE WHITE ONES ARE PRETTY NICE. THE CARPE DIEM ONES ARENT WORTH POSTING.
the Zoom Kobe IV, the latest signature sneaker for Kobe and the lightest and strongest basketball sneaker ever. Officially, the sneaker will be available starting January 1st 2009 in China and the rest of the globe beginning early February 2009. On December 20th, 2008, a extremely limited edition version called the Nike Zoom Kobe IV “Venom” will be available. Additionally, as a surprise this will be one of the first signature basketball sneaker to be launched on Nike iD as well, starting December 25, 2008 through January 31st, 24 consumers a day will be able to custom design a pair of Zoom Kobe IV Cut iD.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS NEW YORK KNICKS. AT HOME, 6:30 *
FANTASY BASKETBALL:
THIS WEEK MY TEAM, THE TALLY WALLY WIGGLERS VS MY BROTHERS TEAM, POP-A-SQUAT
Q's & A's: ABIT OF EVERYTHING
questions provided by marielle
Q: IF YOU COULD MEET ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF AT ANY OTHER AGE, WHICH AGE WOULD YOU PICK AND WHAT WOULD YOU ASK/TALK ABOUT
A: id go back and visit myself in kindergarten. id teach myself the shit i know now. shit like advanced math, how to draw shit and whatevers. so id be hella ballin and shit in the future. id for sure have to give myself in the past some season dvds of adult swim shows, some family guy, superjail, darins dance grooves dvds, an ipod, a bowflex home gym and an xbox 360.
then id travel forward to see myself in my 40's. wed talk about the times my bro and i would come home from school and look at my dads porn mags and laugh at the girls who had hairy ass fuckin coochies. ahhh that was back in the day... GOOD TIMES
Q: IF YOU COULD TALK TO ANIMALS WHAT WOULD YOU ASK THEM OR WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE THEM DO
A: dang foreals? talk to animals? thats straight up wild thorn berries shit. YOU KNOW?! little girl talking to animals and shit. dont wanna jock her style tho, but anyways. id ask my dog something like "yo homie, hows it feel to have all that hair? shit must feel good in such cold weather, but how bout in hot weather? man that shit must kill you... like a thick ass jacket you cant take off. would you like a hair cut?" or maybe like "yo homie, am i a good owner? NO?! fuck you then nigga..."
id talk to a cat and/or a rabbit and id be like "hey man, i love you. i love drawing you. i draw you all the time in class. shit makes me laugh. i get to draw you wearing some funny clothes. or doing something like playing leap frog with another cat. or a cat tap dancing. that shit amuses me. so thank you for being so fun to draw. thanks for being so fun to pet cause yo fur is nice and soft"
id ask a rabbit about how cool and annoying it must be to have such a great sense of hearing. yea that must be coo to hear shit from far away, or maybe even able to hear peoples thoughts. but what if youre trying to sleep? but you cant cause you hear ever little thing. i dunno, maybe the rabbit would want some ear muffs or ear plugs. and id ask why Elmer Fudd wants to hunt rabbits so much.
Q: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE REAL, SANTA CLAUS OR A GENIE
A: id have to have a genie fo sho. who wants a big ass, hairy grown man coming down yur chimney once every year. to me thats pretty scary. you ever watch the tales from the crypt episode with the bloody Santa Claus with the ax? that shit was pretty scary back in the day. SHIT WAS NOT CRACKIN' so id have to go with the genie. specially if it was Christina Aguilera. genie in a bottle. cmon now... you gotta pick a genie. Christina granting you 3 wishes? thats the JACKPOT.
Q: IF YOU MET A GENIE, WHAT 3 THINGS WOULD YOU WISH FOR
A: 1.) happiness 2.) good health for friends and family 3.) 300 more genies. so id have a total of 900 wishes
VIDEO: LEARN TO DRAW MICKEY MOUSE
Q: IF YOU COULD MEET ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF AT ANY OTHER AGE, WHICH AGE WOULD YOU PICK AND WHAT WOULD YOU ASK/TALK ABOUT
A: id go back and visit myself in kindergarten. id teach myself the shit i know now. shit like advanced math, how to draw shit and whatevers. so id be hella ballin and shit in the future. id for sure have to give myself in the past some season dvds of adult swim shows, some family guy, superjail, darins dance grooves dvds, an ipod, a bowflex home gym and an xbox 360.
then id travel forward to see myself in my 40's. wed talk about the times my bro and i would come home from school and look at my dads porn mags and laugh at the girls who had hairy ass fuckin coochies. ahhh that was back in the day... GOOD TIMES
Q: IF YOU COULD TALK TO ANIMALS WHAT WOULD YOU ASK THEM OR WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE THEM DO
A: dang foreals? talk to animals? thats straight up wild thorn berries shit. YOU KNOW?! little girl talking to animals and shit. dont wanna jock her style tho, but anyways. id ask my dog something like "yo homie, hows it feel to have all that hair? shit must feel good in such cold weather, but how bout in hot weather? man that shit must kill you... like a thick ass jacket you cant take off. would you like a hair cut?" or maybe like "yo homie, am i a good owner? NO?! fuck you then nigga..."
id talk to a cat and/or a rabbit and id be like "hey man, i love you. i love drawing you. i draw you all the time in class. shit makes me laugh. i get to draw you wearing some funny clothes. or doing something like playing leap frog with another cat. or a cat tap dancing. that shit amuses me. so thank you for being so fun to draw. thanks for being so fun to pet cause yo fur is nice and soft"
id ask a rabbit about how cool and annoying it must be to have such a great sense of hearing. yea that must be coo to hear shit from far away, or maybe even able to hear peoples thoughts. but what if youre trying to sleep? but you cant cause you hear ever little thing. i dunno, maybe the rabbit would want some ear muffs or ear plugs. and id ask why Elmer Fudd wants to hunt rabbits so much.
Q: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE REAL, SANTA CLAUS OR A GENIE
A: id have to have a genie fo sho. who wants a big ass, hairy grown man coming down yur chimney once every year. to me thats pretty scary. you ever watch the tales from the crypt episode with the bloody Santa Claus with the ax? that shit was pretty scary back in the day. SHIT WAS NOT CRACKIN' so id have to go with the genie. specially if it was Christina Aguilera. genie in a bottle. cmon now... you gotta pick a genie. Christina granting you 3 wishes? thats the JACKPOT.
Q: IF YOU MET A GENIE, WHAT 3 THINGS WOULD YOU WISH FOR
A: 1.) happiness 2.) good health for friends and family 3.) 300 more genies. so id have a total of 900 wishes
VIDEO: LEARN TO DRAW MICKEY MOUSE
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Q's & A's: TIME TRAVEL
questions provided my my broski
Q: WHAT TIME PERIOD IN HISTORY WOULD YOU LIKE AND/OR HATE TO TRAVEL TO FOR 3 DAYS. WHAT WOULD YOU BRING, CHANGE, INVENT, KILL, ETC.
A: this is a very good question, top of the line shit. YA DIG?! the kinda question that gives birth to endless ideas and possibilities. anything can be done, just gotta use yo noggin. but for me, first things first. so first, the most important thing, id love to, LOVE TO, go back in time to the stone ages and hit up my main homie Fred Muthafuckin Flintstone. id hook my dog with some nice ass shoes, some pants, a new neck tie, a real car and a pedicure. YOU KNOW?! all them damn peddling he does cant be doing to good for his feet. so fo sho, gotta take care of that shit. oh, and i gotta hook his homie Barney Rubble up with some eye balls. if you havent noticed, he has black dots for eye balls. cmon now... gotta hook him up with some eye balls. i mean, its bad enough that he has to live in the stone ages, so having no eyes just makes his life even worse. just tryin to help a brotha out. then, id love to travel forward abit and hit up Brad Pitt from the movie Troy. you know, gotta stop by for a little. then hit up Helen of troy cause she was supposedly extremely pretty. id travel to all the 7 wonders of the world. id kill baby Hitler. and id save JFK.
the ideas go on and on...
STILL MORE Q's & A's TO COME
QUOTE:
"he was like hey man its good to see you. i was like, you know its good to see me"
VIDEO:
from tim & eric, from youtube, from zaldy, from my myspace comments. its BRULES RULES
FLINTSTONES
STAY TUNED FOR MORE UDATES
Q: WHAT TIME PERIOD IN HISTORY WOULD YOU LIKE AND/OR HATE TO TRAVEL TO FOR 3 DAYS. WHAT WOULD YOU BRING, CHANGE, INVENT, KILL, ETC.
A: this is a very good question, top of the line shit. YA DIG?! the kinda question that gives birth to endless ideas and possibilities. anything can be done, just gotta use yo noggin. but for me, first things first. so first, the most important thing, id love to, LOVE TO, go back in time to the stone ages and hit up my main homie Fred Muthafuckin Flintstone. id hook my dog with some nice ass shoes, some pants, a new neck tie, a real car and a pedicure. YOU KNOW?! all them damn peddling he does cant be doing to good for his feet. so fo sho, gotta take care of that shit. oh, and i gotta hook his homie Barney Rubble up with some eye balls. if you havent noticed, he has black dots for eye balls. cmon now... gotta hook him up with some eye balls. i mean, its bad enough that he has to live in the stone ages, so having no eyes just makes his life even worse. just tryin to help a brotha out. then, id love to travel forward abit and hit up Brad Pitt from the movie Troy. you know, gotta stop by for a little. then hit up Helen of troy cause she was supposedly extremely pretty. id travel to all the 7 wonders of the world. id kill baby Hitler. and id save JFK.
the ideas go on and on...
STILL MORE Q's & A's TO COME
QUOTE:
"he was like hey man its good to see you. i was like, you know its good to see me"
VIDEO:
from tim & eric, from youtube, from zaldy, from my myspace comments. its BRULES RULES
FLINTSTONES
STAY TUNED FOR MORE UDATES
AINT DAT DA TROOF
so yo, battle at the berrics was pretty weak... yeah my boy andrew reynolds won without getting a letter, but it was just too easy. no contest.
anyways, woke up this morning around 9, ate a good breakfast. some eggs and fried rice with a cup of some orange juice and the daily vitamins. some of the goodies. YA DIG?! sat around for a bit and left for the park to play tennis and run with marielle and teddy. got back, ate some pasta and garlic bread, watched get smart and ate more food. momma came home with gifts. she came back with rubios. 2 orders of nachos grande w/ grilled chicken and 4 lobster burritos. kudos to my momma. FO SHO.
so its 4 o clock ish and im deciding on whether or not i should go running, again. i barely went running last week so i feel like i should make up for the time i spent eating or studying. so yeah.
be back with another update later. perhaps with another video and a chick with see through or no panties or bra. lates.
pimps up, hoes down.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES - AT HOME, 6:30PM *
anyways, woke up this morning around 9, ate a good breakfast. some eggs and fried rice with a cup of some orange juice and the daily vitamins. some of the goodies. YA DIG?! sat around for a bit and left for the park to play tennis and run with marielle and teddy. got back, ate some pasta and garlic bread, watched get smart and ate more food. momma came home with gifts. she came back with rubios. 2 orders of nachos grande w/ grilled chicken and 4 lobster burritos. kudos to my momma. FO SHO.
so its 4 o clock ish and im deciding on whether or not i should go running, again. i barely went running last week so i feel like i should make up for the time i spent eating or studying. so yeah.
be back with another update later. perhaps with another video and a chick with see through or no panties or bra. lates.
pimps up, hoes down.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES - AT HOME, 6:30PM *
Saturday, December 13, 2008
BIG W
so yo, so far only good news has been rollin in. 1st the Lakers win a legit win over the Kings. LA has won 2 of the 3 matches we have had against the Kings and we wont see them again until late in the season. this sunday the lakers will be hosting the Minnesota Timberwolves at 6:30.
if you havent checked out battle at the berrics yet, my boy Mike Carroll got the W! next in line, Andrew Reynolds (the boss) vs Daniel Castillo. my prediction is that andrew is gonna smash daniel. daniel is good and both skaters have been in the game for quite some time now. but andrew is a beast. andrew was in all the tony hawks pro skaters!!! cmon now... so for you foos that have played that game, you gotta sorta know of him. hes good enough to be on a video game. so anyways. im pretty sure hell be busting out his signature frontside flips. he might even bust out a nollie frontside flip. or a nollie backside flip. i dont know. but all i know is daniel has his work cut out for him.
ANDREW REYNOLDS in "SHOW ME THE WAY"
LEARN FRONTSIDE FLIPS
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
if you havent checked out battle at the berrics yet, my boy Mike Carroll got the W! next in line, Andrew Reynolds (the boss) vs Daniel Castillo. my prediction is that andrew is gonna smash daniel. daniel is good and both skaters have been in the game for quite some time now. but andrew is a beast. andrew was in all the tony hawks pro skaters!!! cmon now... so for you foos that have played that game, you gotta sorta know of him. hes good enough to be on a video game. so anyways. im pretty sure hell be busting out his signature frontside flips. he might even bust out a nollie frontside flip. or a nollie backside flip. i dont know. but all i know is daniel has his work cut out for him.
ANDREW REYNOLDS in "SHOW ME THE WAY"
LEARN FRONTSIDE FLIPS
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
Friday, December 12, 2008
THIS WEEKEND
so yo, its official.
SATURDAY * mike carroll vs jeron wilson.
SUNDAY * andrew reynolds (THE BOSS)vs daniel castillo
be sure to check it out yo!
videos are usually updated at 12am
SATURDAY * mike carroll vs jeron wilson.
SUNDAY * andrew reynolds (THE BOSS)vs daniel castillo
be sure to check it out yo!
videos are usually updated at 12am
LOOKY
so yo, another weekend is just a day away which means 2 new games of skate will be going down. still to skate is jeron wilson vs mike carroll, pj ladd vs tyler bledsoe, eric koston (froston) vs rob dyrdek (from rob & big, for you nonskateboarders), andrew reynolds(THE BOSS) vs daniel castillo, marc johnson vs johnny layton and chris roberts vs steve berra. so, these next few weekends are gonna be prettty prettty exciting, noting that the matches still to come consist of some of skateboardings top heavyweights. YA DIG? they havent posted who is assigned to skate this weekend, but as soon as that comes up ill be sure to post it up to let yall niggas know. so keep an eye out for them games of SKATE. FO SHO.
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*LOS ANGELES LAKERS vs SACRAMENTO KINGS*
im sure the loss to the KINGS on tuesday left a bad taste in all of our mouths, expect for sara cause she loves SAC.... but anywhos, im sure LA wont make the same mistake twice. we'll get that W tonight. in KOBE we trust.
OOOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*LOS ANGELES LAKERS vs SACRAMENTO KINGS*
im sure the loss to the KINGS on tuesday left a bad taste in all of our mouths, expect for sara cause she loves SAC.... but anywhos, im sure LA wont make the same mistake twice. we'll get that W tonight. in KOBE we trust.
OOOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
Thursday, December 11, 2008
NOT SO CRACKIN'
so yo, just got home from school and goddamn... that music final was HARD. fuckin had to know about the different music styles from classical - 19th century opera, know of 40 composers and facts about them as well as what music pieces they composed and what they are best known for. for 8 questions, we had to listen to a music piece and identify the name of the piece and who it was written by.
on a brighter note, i received a 45/40 on my music project so hopefully that helps me out on my final grade. well, school is done, which gives me time to sit a round more, go running a lot more and start my job. fo sho
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* lakai limited footwear - the final flare video *
supposed to hit stores before christmas, so keep an eye out
the final flare trailers 1 and 2
on a brighter note, i received a 45/40 on my music project so hopefully that helps me out on my final grade. well, school is done, which gives me time to sit a round more, go running a lot more and start my job. fo sho
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* lakai limited footwear - the final flare video *
supposed to hit stores before christmas, so keep an eye out
the final flare trailers 1 and 2
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
CRACKIN'
so yo, today was a pretty chill day. started the shit off early in the morning with beating mortal kombat vs dc, went to bed around 4 almost 5am. fell asleep to adult swim replays. woke up around 1 or so. ate, sat around. picked up sara from school and went to the brea mall to get some christmas shopping done. bought some chords from gap, saw ralph and sean at the apple store and and bought the dark knight dvd for my bro and rachelle. came back to the area to eat free chic fil a. took sara home and watched the lakers win. it was sloppy... but ill take it.
now, time to get ready for bed and study for my music final which is tomorow morning at 10:30. WISH ME LUCK!
now, time to get ready for bed and study for my music final which is tomorow morning at 10:30. WISH ME LUCK!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
MORTAL KOMBAT vs DC
so yo, my bro and rachelle came down last night and brought the xbox with them, along with some games. muffuckas brought scene it, left 4 dead, gears 2, NBA 2k9 and MK vs DC. i be rockin the shit outta that mortal kombat vs dc! niggas aint got shit on me when i be sockin and boppin with batman! king kong aint got shit on me when im runnin laps with flash! the celtics aint got shit on me when i play for keeps with scorpion! i be hittin them 100 hit combo moves and shit. i dunno, maybe even more! 100 hit combos at the least. pullin em 100 hit combos with my eyes closed. ya dig!? thats my shit right thurr!
so yo, if you wanna get down with the king, holla back and ill hook you up with a specially made ass whompin for the price on the house
so yo, if you wanna get down with the king, holla back and ill hook you up with a specially made ass whompin for the price on the house
Friday, December 5, 2008
SANTA PAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
WINTER / SPRING COLLEGE SEMESTER
WINTER
. YOGA
dont hate....
SPRING
. MATH
. ART for fuckin pros
. ENGLISH
. MUSIC history of rock
. YOGA
dont hate....
SPRING
. MATH
. ART for fuckin pros
. ENGLISH
. MUSIC history of rock
PURPS AND GOLDS
so yo, Lakers lost tonights game against the Indiana Pacers. bringin LA's record to 14 wins and 2 losses. their record is still good, but god... tonights loss hurt. the final score was 117 118! fuckin beat by one point due to missed free throws, sloppy here and there defense and turnovers. LA has another game tomorow night against the Philadelphia 76ers to continue their three game road trip. we'll get that big W tomorow.
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Monday, December 1, 2008
CHANG CHONG
so yo, theres this mexican chick that sits right by me in english and she yaps her mouth every second of our class time. talkin bout how she doesnt understand this or how our teacher would look ugly in a cop uniform and shit like that. but what really grinds my gears is how she thinks im chinese... askin me bout, what do you chinese people believe in or worship? what do you chinese people eat? are chinese people catholic? cmon... i told that trick bout 10 times "yo, im filipino."
psssshhh.... nigga please.... get outta my face with that weak shit...
thats wsup
psssshhh.... nigga please.... get outta my face with that weak shit...
thats wsup
Friday, November 28, 2008
FUCK...
fantasy basketball... i decided not to put andrew bynum in tonights line up. since he has a bone spur on his right foot i didnt wanna take too much of a chance and put him in not knowing how much minutes hed be able to play. so i took him out of the line up and put in a player that was healthy and was for sure gonna play the usual minutes. so tonight, the night i decided to take him out, hes actually the lakers top performer for the 1st half... damn... and! buttfuckin steve nash decided not to play tonights game because of a bruised thigh... cmon now. not even a bruised knee or some shit. his leg probably does affect his game but even kobe played with a sprained or broken pinky. so in my book, a bruised thigh aint a legit reason. damn white boy...
THINK THINK THINK
so yo, theres some sayin' like people do some % of their time thinking while using the toilet. and it aint like "oh i think ill do this today" NAH NAH NAH... supposedly people do some hardcore, deep ass, life changin, money makin, stress relievin, salt shakin type thinking. yeah bitches think thats pretty gross but shiiit... i know i do some heavy thinkin while im droppin the bombs. none of that pussy thinkin shit. when i sit on that white ceramic throne, its like my thinkin process switches and i start to think of crazy shit. blow your mind status. ya dig? so takin it to a whole nova level, what if classroom took out them old desks and had kids sit on toilets, but of course, not with their pants down. unless they needa use the restroom. that way kids wouldnt get to leave the class room for a long as time. that freedom, is CUT OFF. so, by havin the kids sit on toilets, their process of thinkin and their creativity will expand. of course you be thinkin its abit odd and itd never happen. NIGGA I KNOW IT WONT EVER HAPPEN. i wasnt born yesterday... but im sayin maybe itd make kids learn better and shit you know? get the mind running faster and better.
next to come up after toilet seat desks? muthafuckin real thinkin caps. i mean, teachers always tell you to put them on before taking a test. im sure itd help if we actually had some. fuckin teachers....
lates
dates to watch out for:
LAKER GAME
tonight @ 7:30 LAL vs DALLAS
BATTLE AT THE BERRICS
saturday - billy marks vs danny supa
sunday - buttery ass donovan vs sean malto
video of the week:
when "keeping it real" goes wrong
next to come up after toilet seat desks? muthafuckin real thinkin caps. i mean, teachers always tell you to put them on before taking a test. im sure itd help if we actually had some. fuckin teachers....
lates
dates to watch out for:
LAKER GAME
tonight @ 7:30 LAL vs DALLAS
BATTLE AT THE BERRICS
saturday - billy marks vs danny supa
sunday - buttery ass donovan vs sean malto
video of the week:
when "keeping it real" goes wrong
ZALDY + BRIAN x FUCK YOU = DNGR-US
Brian Justiniano (11:47:11 PM): what would be crazy
zaldy says (11:47:12 PM): if you had a beat
zaldy says (11:47:25 PM): and then it would start slowing down
zaldy says (11:47:28 PM): and stop
zaldy says (11:47:38 PM): and start playing again but fucking fast as shit
zaldy says (11:47:42 PM): and all crazy
zaldy says (11:47:46 PM): bass and shit
zaldy says (11:47:46 PM): idk
zaldy says (11:47:51 PM): sounds crazy in my head
zaldy says (11:47:56 PM): like people would be like
zaldy says (11:48:00 PM): uh is it over?
Brian Justiniano (11:48:01 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:48:03 PM): and then fuuuuuckkk
Brian Justiniano (11:48:05 PM): i think theres a song like that
Brian Justiniano (11:48:08 PM): im not sure tho
zaldy says (11:48:10 PM): aw fuck
zaldy says (11:48:10 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:48:14 PM): naw naw, what would be sick is
Brian Justiniano (11:48:16 PM): if we got a band
Brian Justiniano (11:48:31 PM): and we made songs that hypnotize people to buy our shit
Brian Justiniano (11:48:43 PM): and like make them into hardcore fans
zaldy says (11:49:12 PM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (11:49:18 PM): and we can tell them to do shit
zaldy says (11:49:25 PM): like blow us
Brian Justiniano (11:49:31 PM): and our shows would be full of lights and wed were googly eye glasses
Brian Justiniano (11:49:37 PM): and smoke machines and shit
Brian Justiniano (11:49:41 PM): people would trip out
zaldy says (11:49:51 PM): we have smoke machines
zaldy says (11:49:53 PM): and then
zaldy says (11:49:55 PM): lazers
zaldy says (11:50:07 PM): start going through the smoke
zaldy says (11:50:24 PM): and then all the lazers come out of a single point
Brian Justiniano (11:50:24 PM): and we can use lazer gun sounds
zaldy says (11:50:25 PM): like a sunrise
Brian Justiniano (11:50:31 PM): like the ones from lazer gun toys and shit
zaldy says (11:50:32 PM): and we come out of the ground
Brian Justiniano (11:50:48 PM): naw naw, we come down from gliding from the back exit ceiling
Brian Justiniano (11:50:56 PM): and we slide down on a wire
Brian Justiniano (11:50:58 PM): to the stage
zaldy says (11:51:00 PM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (11:51:12 PM): and you fall down like your hurt
zaldy says (11:51:20 PM): and a bunch of the stage crew
zaldy says (11:51:22 PM): comes to you
zaldy says (11:51:23 PM): in a crowd
Brian Justiniano (11:51:27 PM): hell yeah
zaldy says (11:51:27 PM): and people are like
zaldy says (11:51:28 PM): WTF
zaldy says (11:51:31 PM): and you come from
zaldy says (11:51:34 PM): the ceiling
zaldy says (11:51:36 PM): gliding down
Brian Justiniano (11:51:41 PM): and we crowd surf, and they hold us up and we the crowd becomes our stage
zaldy says (11:51:43 PM): with your arms raised
zaldy says (11:51:51 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:51:56 PM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (11:51:58 PM): thats intense
zaldy says (11:52:21 PM): just make it a magic show
zaldy says (11:52:24 PM): while playing music
zaldy says (11:52:24 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:52:26 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:52:31 PM): lance burton
zaldy says (11:52:35 PM): doves everywhere
Brian Justiniano (11:52:36 PM): and the music goes with our magic tricks
zaldy says (11:52:42 PM): yeah man
zaldy says (11:52:51 PM): flames and shit
Brian Justiniano (11:53:11 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:53:31 PM): id wanna stage dive and crowd surf on an audience sitting down
zaldy says (11:53:37 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:53:39 PM): like at the grammys
zaldy says (11:53:40 PM): or have a show
zaldy says (11:53:42 PM): where everyone
zaldy says (11:53:44 PM): has to lay down
zaldy says (11:53:46 PM): and its like
zaldy says (11:53:51 PM): a star lazer show
zaldy says (11:54:01 PM): and just fly over them
Brian Justiniano (11:54:13 PM): hahahaha
zaldy says (11:54:27 PM): and be like
zaldy says (11:54:36 PM): "get ready for the adventure of your life"
Brian Justiniano (11:54:56 PM): or like "are you fuckers ready to get your ears fucked"
Brian Justiniano (11:55:31 PM): haha and while were gliding above them well have lights attatched to our bodys
Brian Justiniano (11:55:44 PM): like discoball suits
zaldy says (11:55:56 PM): haha
zaldy says (11:56:01 PM): 2 discoballs
zaldy says (11:56:06 PM): where our balls should be
zaldy says (11:56:17 PM): and giant speaker for a dick
Brian Justiniano (11:56:40 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:57:23 PM): make a fucking 3D show
zaldy says (11:57:24 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:57:25 PM): and we could spray the crowd with like the paint that glows in the dark
Brian Justiniano (11:57:36 PM): or that reflects from negtive lights
zaldy says (11:58:05 PM): fuckk
zaldy says (11:58:29 PM): ok
zaldy says (11:58:29 PM): so like
zaldy says (11:58:31 PM): its all dark
zaldy says (11:58:34 PM): in the beginning
zaldy says (11:58:41 PM): and one lazer shoots up
zaldy says (11:58:46 PM): straight up into the ceiling
zaldy says (11:58:59 PM): and makes the
zaldy says (11:58:59 PM): sound
zaldy says (11:59:21 PM): of a light saber
zaldy says (11:59:23 PM): and then
Brian Justiniano (11:59:25 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:59:27 PM): another lazer on the other side
zaldy says (11:59:30 PM): pops up
Brian Justiniano (11:59:30 PM): thats crazy
zaldy says (11:59:32 PM): and makes the sound
zaldy says (11:59:41 PM): and then the slowly fall
zaldy says (11:59:44 PM): and hit each other
zaldy says (11:59:47 PM): then fucking
zaldy says (11:59:49 PM): sparks
zaldy says (11:59:51 PM): come out
zaldy says (11:59:55 PM): crazy sparks
zaldy says (12:00:02 AM): and the lights turn on
zaldy says (12:00:06 AM): and there we are
Brian Justiniano (12:00:10 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:00:21 AM): thats one hell of ashow
zaldy says (12:00:26 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:00:34 AM): our tickets better be expensive
zaldy says (12:00:41 AM): 1,000
zaldy says (12:00:46 AM): general seating
Brian Justiniano (12:00:47 AM): magic show wit hazers and were floating above
Brian Justiniano (12:00:49 AM): fuuuck
Brian Justiniano (12:00:52 AM): cant fuck with that
zaldy says (12:01:25 AM): and we will have random girls dancing on pedastools
zaldy says (12:01:31 AM): and robots dancing too
Brian Justiniano (12:01:36 AM): haha robot girls
zaldy says (12:01:40 AM): yeahh
Brian Justiniano (12:02:01 AM): or robot stripper girls
Brian Justiniano (12:02:22 AM): and they take off pieces of their body and it eventually leads to being a naked girl
zaldy says (12:02:27 AM): fuuck
zaldy says (12:02:37 AM): everyone thinks its a robot
zaldy says (12:02:39 AM): and then its all a hot girl
zaldy says (12:02:43 AM): then its just a robot
Brian Justiniano (12:03:09 AM): and we should have an arena made just for our shows
Brian Justiniano (12:03:17 AM): and like the crowd is in a pit
Brian Justiniano (12:03:21 AM): and we play above them
zaldy says (12:03:25 AM): yeahh dude
zaldy says (12:03:26 AM): i was thinking that
zaldy says (12:03:26 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:03:28 AM): and the ground shakes
zaldy says (12:03:46 AM): or everything is on platforms
Brian Justiniano (12:03:52 AM): so its like a magic show/ light show/strip show/ earthquake simulator
zaldy says (12:03:54 AM): and everyone is always moving
zaldy says (12:04:15 AM): shit sounds dangerous
zaldy says (12:04:20 AM): we need tubes to get around
Brian Justiniano (12:04:28 AM): dangerous is what we are
Brian Justiniano (12:04:51 AM): and our stage wil be called the danger zone
zaldy says (12:04:52 AM): DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:04:52 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:04:54 AM): hahahaha
zaldy says (12:05:05 AM): have a picture
zaldy says (12:05:07 AM): back to back
zaldy says (12:05:10 AM): youll wear all white
zaldy says (12:05:13 AM): and ill wear all black
zaldy says (12:05:15 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:05:15 AM): and the directions to get there is by taking the highway to the danger zone
Brian Justiniano (12:05:28 AM): tom cruise said so
zaldy says (12:05:35 AM): and we hire 2 fighter pilots
zaldy says (12:05:44 AM): to simulate a airplane battle
Brian Justiniano (12:05:51 AM): we come down riding a jet
zaldy says (12:05:58 AM): standing on a jet
zaldy says (12:06:05 AM): we land inside
Brian Justiniano (12:06:11 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:06:54 AM): our shouws would be like lazerstar
zaldy says (12:07:04 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:07:05 AM): or cosmic bowling x10000
zaldy says (12:07:23 AM): 7,000 a ticket
Brian Justiniano (12:07:49 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:07:56 AM): you know what i was thinking
Brian Justiniano (12:08:01 AM): and bitches would be like that shits alot!
zaldy says (12:08:05 AM): if nothing works out
Brian Justiniano (12:08:07 AM): nigga its a life changing experince
zaldy says (12:08:10 AM): we should all put in money
zaldy says (12:08:12 AM): and start a bar
zaldy says (12:08:13 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:08:23 AM): ooo ive thought about that
Brian Justiniano (12:08:24 AM): thats down
Brian Justiniano (12:08:26 AM): im down
zaldy says (12:08:29 AM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (12:08:34 AM): and like before that
Brian Justiniano (12:08:33 AM): like a pub
zaldy says (12:08:37 AM): yeahhh
zaldy says (12:08:44 AM): like a resturant with crazy foods
Brian Justiniano (12:08:47 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:08:51 AM): i remember that idea
zaldy says (12:08:58 AM): yeahh
zaldy says (12:09:15 AM): fried turkey legs
Brian Justiniano (12:09:32 AM): or a mozarella stick like a donut
zaldy says (12:09:36 AM): neapolitan sandwhiches
zaldy says (12:09:37 AM): fuckk
Brian Justiniano (12:09:45 AM): a large circle mozarella stick
zaldy says (12:09:52 AM): i had an idea
zaldy says (12:09:55 AM): like
zaldy says (12:10:04 AM): itd be pretty gay
zaldy says (12:10:07 AM): to order fruits
zaldy says (12:10:14 AM): but fruits taste pretty good
zaldy says (12:10:14 AM): so like
Brian Justiniano (12:10:19 AM): haha
zaldy says (12:10:20 AM): we should shape fruits
zaldy says (12:10:23 AM): into like steaks and shit
Brian Justiniano (12:10:27 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:10:28 AM): itd be like a dinner
zaldy says (12:10:32 AM): but all fruits
zaldy says (12:10:32 AM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (12:10:41 AM): a light healthy meal that looks filling
zaldy says (12:10:48 AM): like
zaldy says (12:10:48 AM): man
zaldy says (12:10:51 AM): that looks filling
zaldy says (12:10:51 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:10:54 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:10:59 AM): thats how men eat fruit
Brian Justiniano (12:11:03 AM): and since its fruit you can eta lots
zaldy says (12:11:16 AM): shits healthy and you dont look gay
Brian Justiniano (12:11:54 AM): haha only gay guys eat heavy meals
zaldy says (12:12:00 AM): yeah man
zaldy says (12:12:30 AM): saturdays girls get 3 drinks for the price of one
Brian Justiniano (12:12:37 AM): oooo
zaldy says (12:12:42 AM): but theres gonna be a door man
zaldy says (12:12:44 AM): so itll be hot girls
zaldy says (12:12:44 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:12:48 AM): and we dont let anyone wear neck ties
Brian Justiniano (12:12:59 AM): if someone does, we cut it off
zaldy says (12:13:07 AM): hahah
zaldy says (12:13:14 AM): we can have like a 10 commandments
zaldy says (12:13:17 AM): type thing on the wall
zaldy says (12:13:19 AM): before you walk in
Brian Justiniano (12:13:28 AM): ooooo
zaldy says (12:13:36 AM): and a vip room
zaldy says (12:13:39 AM): where bitches drink for free
zaldy says (12:13:45 AM): only the hottest of the hot
zaldy says (12:13:45 AM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (12:13:54 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:14:00 AM): "the boiler room"
zaldy says (12:14:04 AM): shits too hot
Brian Justiniano (12:14:08 AM): and bitches that wear barely anything get half off a full course meal
Brian Justiniano (12:14:14 AM): bitches that come naked eat for free
Brian Justiniano (12:14:20 AM): only hot bitches
zaldy says (12:14:25 AM): its all fat bitches
zaldy says (12:14:27 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:14:34 AM): ugly ones get a slap in a face and a t shirt that says "nice try..."
zaldy says (12:14:43 AM): nah man
zaldy says (12:14:47 AM): they dont get a t shirt
zaldy says (12:14:51 AM): we write on their t shirt
zaldy says (12:14:57 AM): we tell them they can get in
zaldy says (12:14:59 AM): and write on them
zaldy says (12:15:04 AM): and them make us follow us
zaldy says (12:15:09 AM): and kick them out
Brian Justiniano (12:15:10 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:15:11 AM): through the back door
zaldy says (12:15:12 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:14 AM): lead them out the back
Brian Justiniano (12:15:16 AM): haha
zaldy says (12:15:35 AM): DNGER-ZONE
zaldy says (12:15:36 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:45 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:51 AM): the DNGER-US
Brian Justiniano (12:15:54 AM): that was genius
zaldy says (12:16:17 AM): or is DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:16:21 AM): i dont remember
zaldy says (12:16:21 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:16:31 AM): DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:16:49 AM): D4NG3R-US
Brian Justiniano (12:16:52 AM): dngr-zone is the name of like our stage or the dance floor or some shit
Brian Justiniano (12:16:57 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:17:12 AM): yeahh
zaldy says (12:17:15 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:23:30 AM): thatd be sick
Brian Justiniano (12:23:37 AM): if we had actual flying v guitar
zaldy says (12:23:39 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:23:45 AM): that hoover
Brian Justiniano (12:23:50 AM): and we just stand there and strum
zaldy says (12:24:09 AM): and at the end of our shows
zaldy says (12:24:12 AM): we pull down a curtain
zaldy says (12:24:18 AM): and a giant band
zaldy says (12:24:27 AM): is playing our last song
zaldy says (12:24:31 AM): and we conduct it
Brian Justiniano (12:24:34 AM): hahahaha
zaldy says (12:24:48 AM): people will fucking
zaldy says (12:24:49 AM): cry
zaldy says (12:25:05 AM): we'll put that shit on the tickets
zaldy says (12:25:16 AM): "bring your own tissues bitch. you're gonna need em."
MAKE A FUSS... GO SEE (DNGR-US)
IN DNGR-US WE TRUST
ITLL BLOW YOUR MIND, WHEN (DNGR-US)IS COMBINED
zaldy says (11:47:12 PM): if you had a beat
zaldy says (11:47:25 PM): and then it would start slowing down
zaldy says (11:47:28 PM): and stop
zaldy says (11:47:38 PM): and start playing again but fucking fast as shit
zaldy says (11:47:42 PM): and all crazy
zaldy says (11:47:46 PM): bass and shit
zaldy says (11:47:46 PM): idk
zaldy says (11:47:51 PM): sounds crazy in my head
zaldy says (11:47:56 PM): like people would be like
zaldy says (11:48:00 PM): uh is it over?
Brian Justiniano (11:48:01 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:48:03 PM): and then fuuuuuckkk
Brian Justiniano (11:48:05 PM): i think theres a song like that
Brian Justiniano (11:48:08 PM): im not sure tho
zaldy says (11:48:10 PM): aw fuck
zaldy says (11:48:10 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:48:14 PM): naw naw, what would be sick is
Brian Justiniano (11:48:16 PM): if we got a band
Brian Justiniano (11:48:31 PM): and we made songs that hypnotize people to buy our shit
Brian Justiniano (11:48:43 PM): and like make them into hardcore fans
zaldy says (11:49:12 PM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (11:49:18 PM): and we can tell them to do shit
zaldy says (11:49:25 PM): like blow us
Brian Justiniano (11:49:31 PM): and our shows would be full of lights and wed were googly eye glasses
Brian Justiniano (11:49:37 PM): and smoke machines and shit
Brian Justiniano (11:49:41 PM): people would trip out
zaldy says (11:49:51 PM): we have smoke machines
zaldy says (11:49:53 PM): and then
zaldy says (11:49:55 PM): lazers
zaldy says (11:50:07 PM): start going through the smoke
zaldy says (11:50:24 PM): and then all the lazers come out of a single point
Brian Justiniano (11:50:24 PM): and we can use lazer gun sounds
zaldy says (11:50:25 PM): like a sunrise
Brian Justiniano (11:50:31 PM): like the ones from lazer gun toys and shit
zaldy says (11:50:32 PM): and we come out of the ground
Brian Justiniano (11:50:48 PM): naw naw, we come down from gliding from the back exit ceiling
Brian Justiniano (11:50:56 PM): and we slide down on a wire
Brian Justiniano (11:50:58 PM): to the stage
zaldy says (11:51:00 PM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (11:51:12 PM): and you fall down like your hurt
zaldy says (11:51:20 PM): and a bunch of the stage crew
zaldy says (11:51:22 PM): comes to you
zaldy says (11:51:23 PM): in a crowd
Brian Justiniano (11:51:27 PM): hell yeah
zaldy says (11:51:27 PM): and people are like
zaldy says (11:51:28 PM): WTF
zaldy says (11:51:31 PM): and you come from
zaldy says (11:51:34 PM): the ceiling
zaldy says (11:51:36 PM): gliding down
Brian Justiniano (11:51:41 PM): and we crowd surf, and they hold us up and we the crowd becomes our stage
zaldy says (11:51:43 PM): with your arms raised
zaldy says (11:51:51 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:51:56 PM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (11:51:58 PM): thats intense
zaldy says (11:52:21 PM): just make it a magic show
zaldy says (11:52:24 PM): while playing music
zaldy says (11:52:24 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:52:26 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:52:31 PM): lance burton
zaldy says (11:52:35 PM): doves everywhere
Brian Justiniano (11:52:36 PM): and the music goes with our magic tricks
zaldy says (11:52:42 PM): yeah man
zaldy says (11:52:51 PM): flames and shit
Brian Justiniano (11:53:11 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:53:31 PM): id wanna stage dive and crowd surf on an audience sitting down
zaldy says (11:53:37 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:53:39 PM): like at the grammys
zaldy says (11:53:40 PM): or have a show
zaldy says (11:53:42 PM): where everyone
zaldy says (11:53:44 PM): has to lay down
zaldy says (11:53:46 PM): and its like
zaldy says (11:53:51 PM): a star lazer show
zaldy says (11:54:01 PM): and just fly over them
Brian Justiniano (11:54:13 PM): hahahaha
zaldy says (11:54:27 PM): and be like
zaldy says (11:54:36 PM): "get ready for the adventure of your life"
Brian Justiniano (11:54:56 PM): or like "are you fuckers ready to get your ears fucked"
Brian Justiniano (11:55:31 PM): haha and while were gliding above them well have lights attatched to our bodys
Brian Justiniano (11:55:44 PM): like discoball suits
zaldy says (11:55:56 PM): haha
zaldy says (11:56:01 PM): 2 discoballs
zaldy says (11:56:06 PM): where our balls should be
zaldy says (11:56:17 PM): and giant speaker for a dick
Brian Justiniano (11:56:40 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:57:23 PM): make a fucking 3D show
zaldy says (11:57:24 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:57:25 PM): and we could spray the crowd with like the paint that glows in the dark
Brian Justiniano (11:57:36 PM): or that reflects from negtive lights
zaldy says (11:58:05 PM): fuckk
zaldy says (11:58:29 PM): ok
zaldy says (11:58:29 PM): so like
zaldy says (11:58:31 PM): its all dark
zaldy says (11:58:34 PM): in the beginning
zaldy says (11:58:41 PM): and one lazer shoots up
zaldy says (11:58:46 PM): straight up into the ceiling
zaldy says (11:58:59 PM): and makes the
zaldy says (11:58:59 PM): sound
zaldy says (11:59:21 PM): of a light saber
zaldy says (11:59:23 PM): and then
Brian Justiniano (11:59:25 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:59:27 PM): another lazer on the other side
zaldy says (11:59:30 PM): pops up
Brian Justiniano (11:59:30 PM): thats crazy
zaldy says (11:59:32 PM): and makes the sound
zaldy says (11:59:41 PM): and then the slowly fall
zaldy says (11:59:44 PM): and hit each other
zaldy says (11:59:47 PM): then fucking
zaldy says (11:59:49 PM): sparks
zaldy says (11:59:51 PM): come out
zaldy says (11:59:55 PM): crazy sparks
zaldy says (12:00:02 AM): and the lights turn on
zaldy says (12:00:06 AM): and there we are
Brian Justiniano (12:00:10 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:00:21 AM): thats one hell of ashow
zaldy says (12:00:26 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:00:34 AM): our tickets better be expensive
zaldy says (12:00:41 AM): 1,000
zaldy says (12:00:46 AM): general seating
Brian Justiniano (12:00:47 AM): magic show wit hazers and were floating above
Brian Justiniano (12:00:49 AM): fuuuck
Brian Justiniano (12:00:52 AM): cant fuck with that
zaldy says (12:01:25 AM): and we will have random girls dancing on pedastools
zaldy says (12:01:31 AM): and robots dancing too
Brian Justiniano (12:01:36 AM): haha robot girls
zaldy says (12:01:40 AM): yeahh
Brian Justiniano (12:02:01 AM): or robot stripper girls
Brian Justiniano (12:02:22 AM): and they take off pieces of their body and it eventually leads to being a naked girl
zaldy says (12:02:27 AM): fuuck
zaldy says (12:02:37 AM): everyone thinks its a robot
zaldy says (12:02:39 AM): and then its all a hot girl
zaldy says (12:02:43 AM): then its just a robot
Brian Justiniano (12:03:09 AM): and we should have an arena made just for our shows
Brian Justiniano (12:03:17 AM): and like the crowd is in a pit
Brian Justiniano (12:03:21 AM): and we play above them
zaldy says (12:03:25 AM): yeahh dude
zaldy says (12:03:26 AM): i was thinking that
zaldy says (12:03:26 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:03:28 AM): and the ground shakes
zaldy says (12:03:46 AM): or everything is on platforms
Brian Justiniano (12:03:52 AM): so its like a magic show/ light show/strip show/ earthquake simulator
zaldy says (12:03:54 AM): and everyone is always moving
zaldy says (12:04:15 AM): shit sounds dangerous
zaldy says (12:04:20 AM): we need tubes to get around
Brian Justiniano (12:04:28 AM): dangerous is what we are
Brian Justiniano (12:04:51 AM): and our stage wil be called the danger zone
zaldy says (12:04:52 AM): DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:04:52 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:04:54 AM): hahahaha
zaldy says (12:05:05 AM): have a picture
zaldy says (12:05:07 AM): back to back
zaldy says (12:05:10 AM): youll wear all white
zaldy says (12:05:13 AM): and ill wear all black
zaldy says (12:05:15 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:05:15 AM): and the directions to get there is by taking the highway to the danger zone
Brian Justiniano (12:05:28 AM): tom cruise said so
zaldy says (12:05:35 AM): and we hire 2 fighter pilots
zaldy says (12:05:44 AM): to simulate a airplane battle
Brian Justiniano (12:05:51 AM): we come down riding a jet
zaldy says (12:05:58 AM): standing on a jet
zaldy says (12:06:05 AM): we land inside
Brian Justiniano (12:06:11 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:06:54 AM): our shouws would be like lazerstar
zaldy says (12:07:04 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:07:05 AM): or cosmic bowling x10000
zaldy says (12:07:23 AM): 7,000 a ticket
Brian Justiniano (12:07:49 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:07:56 AM): you know what i was thinking
Brian Justiniano (12:08:01 AM): and bitches would be like that shits alot!
zaldy says (12:08:05 AM): if nothing works out
Brian Justiniano (12:08:07 AM): nigga its a life changing experince
zaldy says (12:08:10 AM): we should all put in money
zaldy says (12:08:12 AM): and start a bar
zaldy says (12:08:13 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:08:23 AM): ooo ive thought about that
Brian Justiniano (12:08:24 AM): thats down
Brian Justiniano (12:08:26 AM): im down
zaldy says (12:08:29 AM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (12:08:34 AM): and like before that
Brian Justiniano (12:08:33 AM): like a pub
zaldy says (12:08:37 AM): yeahhh
zaldy says (12:08:44 AM): like a resturant with crazy foods
Brian Justiniano (12:08:47 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:08:51 AM): i remember that idea
zaldy says (12:08:58 AM): yeahh
zaldy says (12:09:15 AM): fried turkey legs
Brian Justiniano (12:09:32 AM): or a mozarella stick like a donut
zaldy says (12:09:36 AM): neapolitan sandwhiches
zaldy says (12:09:37 AM): fuckk
Brian Justiniano (12:09:45 AM): a large circle mozarella stick
zaldy says (12:09:52 AM): i had an idea
zaldy says (12:09:55 AM): like
zaldy says (12:10:04 AM): itd be pretty gay
zaldy says (12:10:07 AM): to order fruits
zaldy says (12:10:14 AM): but fruits taste pretty good
zaldy says (12:10:14 AM): so like
Brian Justiniano (12:10:19 AM): haha
zaldy says (12:10:20 AM): we should shape fruits
zaldy says (12:10:23 AM): into like steaks and shit
Brian Justiniano (12:10:27 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:10:28 AM): itd be like a dinner
zaldy says (12:10:32 AM): but all fruits
zaldy says (12:10:32 AM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (12:10:41 AM): a light healthy meal that looks filling
zaldy says (12:10:48 AM): like
zaldy says (12:10:48 AM): man
zaldy says (12:10:51 AM): that looks filling
zaldy says (12:10:51 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:10:54 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:10:59 AM): thats how men eat fruit
Brian Justiniano (12:11:03 AM): and since its fruit you can eta lots
zaldy says (12:11:16 AM): shits healthy and you dont look gay
Brian Justiniano (12:11:54 AM): haha only gay guys eat heavy meals
zaldy says (12:12:00 AM): yeah man
zaldy says (12:12:30 AM): saturdays girls get 3 drinks for the price of one
Brian Justiniano (12:12:37 AM): oooo
zaldy says (12:12:42 AM): but theres gonna be a door man
zaldy says (12:12:44 AM): so itll be hot girls
zaldy says (12:12:44 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:12:48 AM): and we dont let anyone wear neck ties
Brian Justiniano (12:12:59 AM): if someone does, we cut it off
zaldy says (12:13:07 AM): hahah
zaldy says (12:13:14 AM): we can have like a 10 commandments
zaldy says (12:13:17 AM): type thing on the wall
zaldy says (12:13:19 AM): before you walk in
Brian Justiniano (12:13:28 AM): ooooo
zaldy says (12:13:36 AM): and a vip room
zaldy says (12:13:39 AM): where bitches drink for free
zaldy says (12:13:45 AM): only the hottest of the hot
zaldy says (12:13:45 AM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (12:13:54 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:14:00 AM): "the boiler room"
zaldy says (12:14:04 AM): shits too hot
Brian Justiniano (12:14:08 AM): and bitches that wear barely anything get half off a full course meal
Brian Justiniano (12:14:14 AM): bitches that come naked eat for free
Brian Justiniano (12:14:20 AM): only hot bitches
zaldy says (12:14:25 AM): its all fat bitches
zaldy says (12:14:27 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:14:34 AM): ugly ones get a slap in a face and a t shirt that says "nice try..."
zaldy says (12:14:43 AM): nah man
zaldy says (12:14:47 AM): they dont get a t shirt
zaldy says (12:14:51 AM): we write on their t shirt
zaldy says (12:14:57 AM): we tell them they can get in
zaldy says (12:14:59 AM): and write on them
zaldy says (12:15:04 AM): and them make us follow us
zaldy says (12:15:09 AM): and kick them out
Brian Justiniano (12:15:10 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:15:11 AM): through the back door
zaldy says (12:15:12 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:14 AM): lead them out the back
Brian Justiniano (12:15:16 AM): haha
zaldy says (12:15:35 AM): DNGER-ZONE
zaldy says (12:15:36 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:45 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:51 AM): the DNGER-US
Brian Justiniano (12:15:54 AM): that was genius
zaldy says (12:16:17 AM): or is DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:16:21 AM): i dont remember
zaldy says (12:16:21 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:16:31 AM): DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:16:49 AM): D4NG3R-US
Brian Justiniano (12:16:52 AM): dngr-zone is the name of like our stage or the dance floor or some shit
Brian Justiniano (12:16:57 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:17:12 AM): yeahh
zaldy says (12:17:15 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:23:30 AM): thatd be sick
Brian Justiniano (12:23:37 AM): if we had actual flying v guitar
zaldy says (12:23:39 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:23:45 AM): that hoover
Brian Justiniano (12:23:50 AM): and we just stand there and strum
zaldy says (12:24:09 AM): and at the end of our shows
zaldy says (12:24:12 AM): we pull down a curtain
zaldy says (12:24:18 AM): and a giant band
zaldy says (12:24:27 AM): is playing our last song
zaldy says (12:24:31 AM): and we conduct it
Brian Justiniano (12:24:34 AM): hahahaha
zaldy says (12:24:48 AM): people will fucking
zaldy says (12:24:49 AM): cry
zaldy says (12:25:05 AM): we'll put that shit on the tickets
zaldy says (12:25:16 AM): "bring your own tissues bitch. you're gonna need em."
MAKE A FUSS... GO SEE (DNGR-US)
IN DNGR-US WE TRUST
ITLL BLOW YOUR MIND, WHEN (DNGR-US)IS COMBINED
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
THE NOIZE IS HARD
so yo, been listening to the justice - a cross the universe cd live in frisco as well as the boys noize - i love techno 08 cd. i gotta say the boys noize cd was a lot a lot harder. their mix and transitions are a lot better than justices' and the song set list is a lot better. justice did their set mostly on their tracks from their cd genesis along with some of their remixes and thats coo. but in my opinion it wasnt as clean as their passed mixes or their set at LA detour in 07 or some shit. it was pretty good when they used skitzo dancer mashed with let there be light. and their final song was pretty creative. i havent watched the a cross the universe dvd yet but im hoping thatll be better. their mix was kinda disappointing. still, i gotta have mad respects to justice, but boys noize just brought it harder. shit was INTENSE.
still havent seen soulwax - a part of the weekend never dies. another documentary. i havent seen the soulwax or justice dvd yet but i think its gonna be prettay damn crazy. from the clips ive seen, i think soulwax might take it.
justice - a cross the universe (teaser)
soulwax - part of the weekend never dies
still havent seen soulwax - a part of the weekend never dies. another documentary. i havent seen the soulwax or justice dvd yet but i think its gonna be prettay damn crazy. from the clips ive seen, i think soulwax might take it.
justice - a cross the universe (teaser)
soulwax - part of the weekend never dies
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
PUMP IT UP
so yo, this week is the start of the whole gettin' back in shape plan. all or most of the fatty foods are out of the frig and are mostly replaced with sandwich shit like cheese, lettuce, different meats and condiments. theres also orange juice, tons of water to drink so thatll do more good for my body than the cokes, cherry cokes, heinekens and dos equis. ive put off the plan for bout 2 weeks already because ive been busy with studying for music, writing essays for english and beating gears 2, guitar hero world tour and 2k9. but, enough is enough and its time to pump it up. since the xbox is both mines and my bros, itll be his turn to use it these next few weeks. although ill probably end up being bored, ill have less distractions and less reasons to lay around and get fat in my room. so yeahs.
turkey day and black friday are comin up. im lookin forward to eating, itll put me back on my plan but turkey day only comes once a year so ill have to take advantage of it. and plus, who the fuck wouldnt eat on thanksgiving? fuckin faggots.... as far as black friday goes, i dont plan on getting anything. i have some moola to spend but id rather save it for christmas. i dont have much planned for shopping but ill be chillin as much as i can cause finals will be comin my way the next few weeks i go back to school from thanksgiving break. ill try to update my blog when i get the chance. hopefully ill have more interesting shit to talk about. lates niggas.
song/video of the month:
J Bros - lovebug.
because being tough is played out...
fags
turkey day and black friday are comin up. im lookin forward to eating, itll put me back on my plan but turkey day only comes once a year so ill have to take advantage of it. and plus, who the fuck wouldnt eat on thanksgiving? fuckin faggots.... as far as black friday goes, i dont plan on getting anything. i have some moola to spend but id rather save it for christmas. i dont have much planned for shopping but ill be chillin as much as i can cause finals will be comin my way the next few weeks i go back to school from thanksgiving break. ill try to update my blog when i get the chance. hopefully ill have more interesting shit to talk about. lates niggas.
song/video of the month:
J Bros - lovebug.
because being tough is played out...
fags
Saturday, November 22, 2008
SHIP SHAPE
so yo, ive been tryin to lose weight, or i guess pretty much get more into shape? i aint got that 6 pack abs and i aint even gonna try... but i gotta do something before all them pizzas and burgers i be eatin take over my body. still got em forearms fo sho, gotta lift more and do more push ups like before. gotta get up to 10 or 15 pull ups and i gotta go running again. i gotta try to bring sexyback like justin timberlake (JT). gettin back in shape baby! ive been doing here and there exercises but it aint enough. the white castles burgers and pizza hut ive been shovin down my mouth are keepin me from JT status. so to cut down on the fatty shits, i bought some sandwhich bread and cheese and all that. you know, gotta get my sandwhiches crackin. those be healthy. so ill be eatin that and some cereal and shit you know, along with my glasses of water and vitamins.
notes:
. one a day pills. shit has like 300% and 900% vitamin A's - Z's. i didnt even know 300% was possible. thought 100% was the fullest anything can get
. water, water and water
. naked juice. got all em different flavors and mixtures. some for antioxidants, super food, 100% juice, flu fighters and all em good stuff your body needs
. steak beans fruits and vegies
. milk, not sure what it does for muscles or shit like that but it helps you grow. and its great with cinnamon toast crizzunch
. walking supposedly burns more fat than running and its easier on the knees
. smile big and hold it for 8 or more seconds. do more than 10 times. supposed to help strengthen cheek muscles and shit. if you what a buff face
. charles says, not 5hr or 7 hr shots. but 24 hour energy shots. also called "crack". haha
. eat em citrus fruits after dinner, shit helps burn fat
. cut back from eating late night snacks and eating before you knock out
lates.
notes:
. one a day pills. shit has like 300% and 900% vitamin A's - Z's. i didnt even know 300% was possible. thought 100% was the fullest anything can get
. water, water and water
. naked juice. got all em different flavors and mixtures. some for antioxidants, super food, 100% juice, flu fighters and all em good stuff your body needs
. steak beans fruits and vegies
. milk, not sure what it does for muscles or shit like that but it helps you grow. and its great with cinnamon toast crizzunch
. walking supposedly burns more fat than running and its easier on the knees
. smile big and hold it for 8 or more seconds. do more than 10 times. supposed to help strengthen cheek muscles and shit. if you what a buff face
. charles says, not 5hr or 7 hr shots. but 24 hour energy shots. also called "crack". haha
. eat em citrus fruits after dinner, shit helps burn fat
. cut back from eating late night snacks and eating before you knock out
lates.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
OVER
woke up at 10:20, took a nice piss and checked up on my daily websites. myspace, the berrics, yahoo fantasy basketball. you know. well i got music class at 1:20 - 2:45 but hopefully my teacher lets us out early, cause that class is NOT CRACKIN'. at all. yeah its interesting cause im a big fan of mozart and beethoven and chopin and all them other classical and shit composers, but this foo takes it to a whole nother level... talkin bout constant talking and making lame jokes in a monotone voice. shit drains the energy out of me. within a few minutes from when i sit down in my seat im either dozing off, drawing on the back of my folder or watching the clock. yeah i listen to him lecture and i pay attention when i need to. but this shit is NOT CRACKIN'. so as soon as that class ends, i can either eat out with my broski and rachelle, or eat at home. dont matter. i believe theres a laker game. OH BABY! fo shooooo! anyways. just got guitar hero world tour for xbox 360 flip. and scene it! and hopefully some other games that my bro decided to buy. but hopefully the rest of the day after class will be coo. really lookin forward to it so chyeah. lates!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
YESTERDIZZAY
yesterday was cooooooo. NAH MEAN!? woke up round 8 or 9ish, caught i little bit of saved by the bell and fresh prince on tbs. you know, the morning goodies. afterwards, checked up on the internet, hit up the berrics for some updates, myspace for some messages and friend requests to delete, pornhub for some updizzates and pandora for some music to listen to while i play gears 2. after a few minutes to an hour, i ate egg salad sandwiches and some lays chips. i cleaned up the house and hit up the recycling center and albertsons with marielle. did you know that dreyers ass cream came out with new flavors? shit like somoa girl scout coochie flavored ones, a peppermint flavored ass cream and some ass cream called take the cake. shiiiit. AND! pilsberry or whatevers got some new muffins i found out about. talkin bout muffins filled with strawburries or vanilla cream! now thats crackin. but what isnt crackin is that me and marielle only made bout 6 bucks off of our recycles. but, 6 bucks is better than 0 bucks. or 6 bucks is better than 6 ducks. although 6 ducks would be tight. id slang that shit for 60 bucks a pop. or i can have them bump and grind and make babies and slang them for 60 bucks with a buy one get one half off dizzeal. so yeah. got back home, ate some pasta and drove around the block with joweeezy from across the street. homie be tryin to buy my bros old truck. which is coo cause its a win win situation for both jowell and my broski. one got a well kept car with some speakers and a sticker job and my bros getting paid. WORD. after that whole deal, met up with sara and went out to eat at rubios. treat on me! like always... hadda order the nachos del grande with grilled chicken. shit hits the spot every time... after eating, met up with paul, andy, james, eric, the other andy, sean and steph at starbucks. OH! and thanks steph for hookin me up with 50 cents off a huge ass strawberry banana rendezvous shit from cold stone. 50 cents... what a discount. HAHAHA! just messin. shit was what the bombay! and it wouldve been better if paul didnt break the waffle cone... haha. after just took sara back to her casa, went home and watched more basketball while eating pasta. like cube said. today was a good day.
butteryass donovan
butteryass donovan
Thursday, November 13, 2008
GOLD AND PURPS
so im sure if youre a basketball fan, youve been noticing the lakers and their 7-0 streak. WORD! and thanks to the fag celtics for beating the atlanta hawks and giving them their first loss. making LA the only undefeated team in the nba so far in the season. no offense to the hawks tho, i got mad respects for al horford. niggas been BAAAALLLLLIN! too bad i dont have him on my fantasy basketball team... but anyways. LA has been on a roll. kobe is being kobe. bynums been ballin. farmar and ariza are steppin up big time. sasha still has a crisp tan. odoms found his rhythm and kwame is gettin more minutes, but on the pistons. lakers next game is against pistons this friday. hopefully we can keep the streak alive.
turn everything off and yur lights down low. its mayer time.
turn everything off and yur lights down low. its mayer time.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
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