questions provided by marielle
Q: IF YOU COULD MEET ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF AT ANY OTHER AGE, WHICH AGE WOULD YOU PICK AND WHAT WOULD YOU ASK/TALK ABOUT
A: id go back and visit myself in kindergarten. id teach myself the shit i know now. shit like advanced math, how to draw shit and whatevers. so id be hella ballin and shit in the future. id for sure have to give myself in the past some season dvds of adult swim shows, some family guy, superjail, darins dance grooves dvds, an ipod, a bowflex home gym and an xbox 360.
then id travel forward to see myself in my 40's. wed talk about the times my bro and i would come home from school and look at my dads porn mags and laugh at the girls who had hairy ass fuckin coochies. ahhh that was back in the day... GOOD TIMES
Q: IF YOU COULD TALK TO ANIMALS WHAT WOULD YOU ASK THEM OR WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE THEM DO
A: dang foreals? talk to animals? thats straight up wild thorn berries shit. YOU KNOW?! little girl talking to animals and shit. dont wanna jock her style tho, but anyways. id ask my dog something like "yo homie, hows it feel to have all that hair? shit must feel good in such cold weather, but how bout in hot weather? man that shit must kill you... like a thick ass jacket you cant take off. would you like a hair cut?" or maybe like "yo homie, am i a good owner? NO?! fuck you then nigga..."
id talk to a cat and/or a rabbit and id be like "hey man, i love you. i love drawing you. i draw you all the time in class. shit makes me laugh. i get to draw you wearing some funny clothes. or doing something like playing leap frog with another cat. or a cat tap dancing. that shit amuses me. so thank you for being so fun to draw. thanks for being so fun to pet cause yo fur is nice and soft"
id ask a rabbit about how cool and annoying it must be to have such a great sense of hearing. yea that must be coo to hear shit from far away, or maybe even able to hear peoples thoughts. but what if youre trying to sleep? but you cant cause you hear ever little thing. i dunno, maybe the rabbit would want some ear muffs or ear plugs. and id ask why Elmer Fudd wants to hunt rabbits so much.
Q: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE REAL, SANTA CLAUS OR A GENIE
A: id have to have a genie fo sho. who wants a big ass, hairy grown man coming down yur chimney once every year. to me thats pretty scary. you ever watch the tales from the crypt episode with the bloody Santa Claus with the ax? that shit was pretty scary back in the day. SHIT WAS NOT CRACKIN' so id have to go with the genie. specially if it was Christina Aguilera. genie in a bottle. cmon now... you gotta pick a genie. Christina granting you 3 wishes? thats the JACKPOT.
Q: IF YOU MET A GENIE, WHAT 3 THINGS WOULD YOU WISH FOR
A: 1.) happiness 2.) good health for friends and family 3.) 300 more genies. so id have a total of 900 wishes
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Monday, December 15, 2008
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you ever go to california disney? they have this thing where its like a class and someone teaches you how to draw a character. i learned how to draw Winnie the Pooh there, my shit was so beautiful that the teacher cried and decided to quit life right there on stage.
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