WHATS THE DEAL?! - SANTA

so yo, i be wondering why santa claus lives in the north pole. i mean, i coulda sworn the story was that he was from some village and hed give gifts to the needy. later on the catholic or roman church or some shit put the foo in prison for being too BALLIN'. good ol saint nicholas kept praying to god while he was in prison and kept his good spirits up. when he was released, he came out as a fat man that loved god and decided to keep giving to the needy. i might be wrong but thats the story i remember hearing/learning from CCD (church school).

so where does the north pole come from? i mean cmon really? REALLY!? the north pole? aint take a genius to know that its fuckin cold as hell over there... how the fuck is santa keeping his self warm in such a climate. all he be wearing is satin or some velvet jumpsuit. now i havent worn any velvet suits or anything but its clear to see that that shit will not do the deal. if anything his beard is keeping him warmer than his suit.
you ever wonder what santa claus eats? i loooove fast food and i know, i know, I KNOW, that there aint no fast food joints down in the north pole. aint no McDonalds. no jack in the crack. no in and out. YOU KNOW?! so hows santa gettin fat? or maybe santa feeds off of christmas spirit. maybe he eats one too many christmas cookies. the world may never know...
howd santa hook up with Mrs Claus? they for sure didnt meet in school. no highschool sweetheart shit. HELL NAW. so howd that whole deal happen? whered they meet? i dont know... but what i do know, is that they better be fuckin. santa better be HANDLING THAT! nah nah nah, but really. what i do know is that them niggas better hook me up with some presents. thats wsup.

VIDEO: CHAMILLIONAIRE FREESTYLE ON "A MILLI"
brought to you by charles and me


OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic to enlarge