Thursday, September 17, 2009

TRUE STORY

one night i felt like i needed a new screen name. something funny, different and less boring than my current screen name, BrianJustiniano. yeah its fine, its just my name. but i've had it for quite sometime and i felt like it needed to go. so i started brain storming. i gathered a couple sn's that i wouldn't mind having. and out of all the sn's i thought of, the one that stood out the most was Spread Eagle 69. i don't know why. it's pretty gross. probably a screen name you would most likely see a pedophile use on To Catch a Predator. well, so i went through the whole process of creating a new screen name but it turned out that Spread Eagle 69 was already taken... some other person thought of that screen name and beat me to the punch... AMAZING! so i tried other variations of the name. and all those variations were also taken...
i was in awe... somewhat jealous and mad at the same time. ever since then i've been meaning to message those screen names and ask how they thought of such a genius sn.
fuckers... stole my screen name...

Thursday, September 3, 2009

TOP 5

Top 5 things about having no morning classes
1. I get to sleep as late as i please
2. I wake up around 1pm
3. I officially start my day at 2pm
4. I get to catch the replays of King of the Hill, Cops and Cheaters at night
5. My class schedule is perfect. besides Wednesdays when im at school from 3:50 - 10pm

Top 5 bad things about having afternoon/night classes

1. I sleep late most of the time and i miss breakfast. so when i go to school my energy level is at a 3.5
2. I miss the early showings of Saved by the Bell and Fresh Prince on TBS
3. I go to school when its the hottest time of the day
4. Most of my homies are out by the time i go to school
5. I have a couple of moms in my class. they bring their kids to school and sometimes they bother me

Top 5 things you like finding in random places

1. Chips and old food under couch cushions
2. Money in my pockets
3. Money in my parents' wallets
4. Hair in my food
5. Mold on my food

Top 5 things about having a cat

1. My cat is weird. so if youre bored he can always entertain you
2. Hes curious. always wandering around. his imagination must be crazy
3. He attacks people (me included)at random times. hell keep your ass in check. i have 12 cat scratches. pretty bad ones
4. He doesnt know his name, so you can call him whatever you like. so far weve named him Linus, Tom Hanks, Frankenstein, Fred and Bobo
5. He takes care of himself. i dont do too much but overfeed him

Top 5 plans for this year

1. Start drawing a lot more
2. Do a couple of paintings
3. Get a fake ID. preferably a 45 yr old one
4. Buy a new drum set
5. Buy a few more skateboards or banana seat bikes

Top 5 tv shows you watch on a daily basis

1. King of the Hill
2. Cheaters
3. Cops
4. Family Guy
5. Everything on HGTV

Top 5 worst things about living in California
1. Extremely hot weather during summer/fall
2. Fire state
3. Earthquake central. im still waiting for that 9.0 earthquake. ill make sure to be high when that happens
4. Smog
5. Ed Hardy 24/7. sort of. not really

Top 5 events you wished you attended

1. Woodstock
2. X games. this was the last year for it to be in Cali
3. Maloof Money Cup. 08 and 09.
4. A Flo-rida or Pitbull concert
5. Rock the Bells with Wu Tang and Rage Against the Machine

Top 5 websites
1. Facebook
2. Crailtap
3. Le Cool Cats
4. Discodust
5. Egotastic

Top 5 foods
1. Big Mac
2. Orange chicken
3. Crazy roll
4. Stuffed crust pizza
5. Jalapeno poppers

Top 5 songs to chill to

1. Any Pink Floyd, preferably the Echoes album
2. Anything from Easy Star All Stars - Dub Side of the Moon album
3. Daft Punk - Something About Us
4. Maxwell - Ascension
5. Radiohead - Exit Music (for a film)

Top 5 inspirations for your artwork

1. Cats
2. Looney Tunes
3. Superjail
4. My imagination
5. The Busy world of Richard Scary