ZALDY + BRIAN x FUCK YOU = DNGR-US

Brian Justiniano (11:47:11 PM): what would be crazy
zaldy says (11:47:12 PM): if you had a beat
zaldy says (11:47:25 PM): and then it would start slowing down
zaldy says (11:47:28 PM): and stop
zaldy says (11:47:38 PM): and start playing again but fucking fast as shit
zaldy says (11:47:42 PM): and all crazy
zaldy says (11:47:46 PM): bass and shit
zaldy says (11:47:46 PM): idk
zaldy says (11:47:51 PM): sounds crazy in my head
zaldy says (11:47:56 PM): like people would be like
zaldy says (11:48:00 PM): uh is it over?
Brian Justiniano (11:48:01 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:48:03 PM): and then fuuuuuckkk
Brian Justiniano (11:48:05 PM): i think theres a song like that
Brian Justiniano (11:48:08 PM): im not sure tho
zaldy says (11:48:10 PM): aw fuck
zaldy says (11:48:10 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:48:14 PM): naw naw, what would be sick is
Brian Justiniano (11:48:16 PM): if we got a band
Brian Justiniano (11:48:31 PM): and we made songs that hypnotize people to buy our shit
Brian Justiniano (11:48:43 PM): and like make them into hardcore fans
zaldy says (11:49:12 PM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (11:49:18 PM): and we can tell them to do shit
zaldy says (11:49:25 PM): like blow us
Brian Justiniano (11:49:31 PM): and our shows would be full of lights and wed were googly eye glasses
Brian Justiniano (11:49:37 PM): and smoke machines and shit
Brian Justiniano (11:49:41 PM): people would trip out
zaldy says (11:49:51 PM): we have smoke machines
zaldy says (11:49:53 PM): and then
zaldy says (11:49:55 PM): lazers
zaldy says (11:50:07 PM): start going through the smoke
zaldy says (11:50:24 PM): and then all the lazers come out of a single point
Brian Justiniano (11:50:24 PM): and we can use lazer gun sounds
zaldy says (11:50:25 PM): like a sunrise
Brian Justiniano (11:50:31 PM): like the ones from lazer gun toys and shit
zaldy says (11:50:32 PM): and we come out of the ground
Brian Justiniano (11:50:48 PM): naw naw, we come down from gliding from the back exit ceiling
Brian Justiniano (11:50:56 PM): and we slide down on a wire
Brian Justiniano (11:50:58 PM): to the stage
zaldy says (11:51:00 PM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (11:51:12 PM): and you fall down like your hurt
zaldy says (11:51:20 PM): and a bunch of the stage crew
zaldy says (11:51:22 PM): comes to you
zaldy says (11:51:23 PM): in a crowd
Brian Justiniano (11:51:27 PM): hell yeah
zaldy says (11:51:27 PM): and people are like
zaldy says (11:51:28 PM): WTF
zaldy says (11:51:31 PM): and you come from
zaldy says (11:51:34 PM): the ceiling
zaldy says (11:51:36 PM): gliding down
Brian Justiniano (11:51:41 PM): and we crowd surf, and they hold us up and we the crowd becomes our stage
zaldy says (11:51:43 PM): with your arms raised
zaldy says (11:51:51 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:51:56 PM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (11:51:58 PM): thats intense
zaldy says (11:52:21 PM): just make it a magic show
zaldy says (11:52:24 PM): while playing music
zaldy says (11:52:24 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:52:26 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:52:31 PM): lance burton
zaldy says (11:52:35 PM): doves everywhere
Brian Justiniano (11:52:36 PM): and the music goes with our magic tricks
zaldy says (11:52:42 PM): yeah man
zaldy says (11:52:51 PM): flames and shit
Brian Justiniano (11:53:11 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:53:31 PM): id wanna stage dive and crowd surf on an audience sitting down
zaldy says (11:53:37 PM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (11:53:39 PM): like at the grammys
zaldy says (11:53:40 PM): or have a show
zaldy says (11:53:42 PM): where everyone
zaldy says (11:53:44 PM): has to lay down
zaldy says (11:53:46 PM): and its like
zaldy says (11:53:51 PM): a star lazer show
zaldy says (11:54:01 PM): and just fly over them
Brian Justiniano (11:54:13 PM): hahahaha
zaldy says (11:54:27 PM): and be like
zaldy says (11:54:36 PM): "get ready for the adventure of your life"
Brian Justiniano (11:54:56 PM): or like "are you fuckers ready to get your ears fucked"
Brian Justiniano (11:55:31 PM): haha and while were gliding above them well have lights attatched to our bodys
Brian Justiniano (11:55:44 PM): like discoball suits
zaldy says (11:55:56 PM): haha
zaldy says (11:56:01 PM): 2 discoballs
zaldy says (11:56:06 PM): where our balls should be
zaldy says (11:56:17 PM): and giant speaker for a dick
Brian Justiniano (11:56:40 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:57:23 PM): make a fucking 3D show
zaldy says (11:57:24 PM): haha
Brian Justiniano (11:57:25 PM): and we could spray the crowd with like the paint that glows in the dark
Brian Justiniano (11:57:36 PM): or that reflects from negtive lights
zaldy says (11:58:05 PM): fuckk
zaldy says (11:58:29 PM): ok
zaldy says (11:58:29 PM): so like
zaldy says (11:58:31 PM): its all dark
zaldy says (11:58:34 PM): in the beginning
zaldy says (11:58:41 PM): and one lazer shoots up
zaldy says (11:58:46 PM): straight up into the ceiling
zaldy says (11:58:59 PM): and makes the
zaldy says (11:58:59 PM): sound
zaldy says (11:59:21 PM): of a light saber
zaldy says (11:59:23 PM): and then
Brian Justiniano (11:59:25 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (11:59:27 PM): another lazer on the other side
zaldy says (11:59:30 PM): pops up
Brian Justiniano (11:59:30 PM): thats crazy
zaldy says (11:59:32 PM): and makes the sound
zaldy says (11:59:41 PM): and then the slowly fall
zaldy says (11:59:44 PM): and hit each other
zaldy says (11:59:47 PM): then fucking
zaldy says (11:59:49 PM): sparks
zaldy says (11:59:51 PM): come out
zaldy says (11:59:55 PM): crazy sparks
zaldy says (12:00:02 AM): and the lights turn on
zaldy says (12:00:06 AM): and there we are
Brian Justiniano (12:00:10 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:00:21 AM): thats one hell of ashow
zaldy says (12:00:26 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:00:34 AM): our tickets better be expensive
zaldy says (12:00:41 AM): 1,000
zaldy says (12:00:46 AM): general seating
Brian Justiniano (12:00:47 AM): magic show wit hazers and were floating above
Brian Justiniano (12:00:49 AM): fuuuck
Brian Justiniano (12:00:52 AM): cant fuck with that
zaldy says (12:01:25 AM): and we will have random girls dancing on pedastools
zaldy says (12:01:31 AM): and robots dancing too
Brian Justiniano (12:01:36 AM): haha robot girls
zaldy says (12:01:40 AM): yeahh
Brian Justiniano (12:02:01 AM): or robot stripper girls
Brian Justiniano (12:02:22 AM): and they take off pieces of their body and it eventually leads to being a naked girl
zaldy says (12:02:27 AM): fuuck
zaldy says (12:02:37 AM): everyone thinks its a robot
zaldy says (12:02:39 AM): and then its all a hot girl
zaldy says (12:02:43 AM): then its just a robot
Brian Justiniano (12:03:09 AM): and we should have an arena made just for our shows
Brian Justiniano (12:03:17 AM): and like the crowd is in a pit
Brian Justiniano (12:03:21 AM): and we play above them
zaldy says (12:03:25 AM): yeahh dude
zaldy says (12:03:26 AM): i was thinking that
zaldy says (12:03:26 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:03:28 AM): and the ground shakes
zaldy says (12:03:46 AM): or everything is on platforms
Brian Justiniano (12:03:52 AM): so its like a magic show/ light show/strip show/ earthquake simulator
zaldy says (12:03:54 AM): and everyone is always moving
zaldy says (12:04:15 AM): shit sounds dangerous
zaldy says (12:04:20 AM): we need tubes to get around
Brian Justiniano (12:04:28 AM): dangerous is what we are
Brian Justiniano (12:04:51 AM): and our stage wil be called the danger zone
zaldy says (12:04:52 AM): DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:04:52 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:04:54 AM): hahahaha
zaldy says (12:05:05 AM): have a picture
zaldy says (12:05:07 AM): back to back
zaldy says (12:05:10 AM): youll wear all white
zaldy says (12:05:13 AM): and ill wear all black
zaldy says (12:05:15 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:05:15 AM): and the directions to get there is by taking the highway to the danger zone
Brian Justiniano (12:05:28 AM): tom cruise said so
zaldy says (12:05:35 AM): and we hire 2 fighter pilots
zaldy says (12:05:44 AM): to simulate a airplane battle
Brian Justiniano (12:05:51 AM): we come down riding a jet
zaldy says (12:05:58 AM): standing on a jet
zaldy says (12:06:05 AM): we land inside
Brian Justiniano (12:06:11 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:06:54 AM): our shouws would be like lazerstar
zaldy says (12:07:04 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:07:05 AM): or cosmic bowling x10000
zaldy says (12:07:23 AM): 7,000 a ticket
Brian Justiniano (12:07:49 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:07:56 AM): you know what i was thinking
Brian Justiniano (12:08:01 AM): and bitches would be like that shits alot!
zaldy says (12:08:05 AM): if nothing works out
Brian Justiniano (12:08:07 AM): nigga its a life changing experince
zaldy says (12:08:10 AM): we should all put in money
zaldy says (12:08:12 AM): and start a bar
zaldy says (12:08:13 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:08:23 AM): ooo ive thought about that
Brian Justiniano (12:08:24 AM): thats down
Brian Justiniano (12:08:26 AM): im down
zaldy says (12:08:29 AM): fuck yeah
zaldy says (12:08:34 AM): and like before that
Brian Justiniano (12:08:33 AM): like a pub
zaldy says (12:08:37 AM): yeahhh
zaldy says (12:08:44 AM): like a resturant with crazy foods
Brian Justiniano (12:08:47 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:08:51 AM): i remember that idea
zaldy says (12:08:58 AM): yeahh
zaldy says (12:09:15 AM): fried turkey legs
Brian Justiniano (12:09:32 AM): or a mozarella stick like a donut
zaldy says (12:09:36 AM): neapolitan sandwhiches
zaldy says (12:09:37 AM): fuckk
Brian Justiniano (12:09:45 AM): a large circle mozarella stick
zaldy says (12:09:52 AM): i had an idea
zaldy says (12:09:55 AM): like
zaldy says (12:10:04 AM): itd be pretty gay
zaldy says (12:10:07 AM): to order fruits
zaldy says (12:10:14 AM): but fruits taste pretty good
zaldy says (12:10:14 AM): so like
Brian Justiniano (12:10:19 AM): haha
zaldy says (12:10:20 AM): we should shape fruits
zaldy says (12:10:23 AM): into like steaks and shit
Brian Justiniano (12:10:27 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:10:28 AM): itd be like a dinner
zaldy says (12:10:32 AM): but all fruits
zaldy says (12:10:32 AM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (12:10:41 AM): a light healthy meal that looks filling
zaldy says (12:10:48 AM): like
zaldy says (12:10:48 AM): man
zaldy says (12:10:51 AM): that looks filling
zaldy says (12:10:51 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:10:54 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:10:59 AM): thats how men eat fruit
Brian Justiniano (12:11:03 AM): and since its fruit you can eta lots
zaldy says (12:11:16 AM): shits healthy and you dont look gay
Brian Justiniano (12:11:54 AM): haha only gay guys eat heavy meals
zaldy says (12:12:00 AM): yeah man
zaldy says (12:12:30 AM): saturdays girls get 3 drinks for the price of one
Brian Justiniano (12:12:37 AM): oooo
zaldy says (12:12:42 AM): but theres gonna be a door man
zaldy says (12:12:44 AM): so itll be hot girls
zaldy says (12:12:44 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:12:48 AM): and we dont let anyone wear neck ties
Brian Justiniano (12:12:59 AM): if someone does, we cut it off
zaldy says (12:13:07 AM): hahah
zaldy says (12:13:14 AM): we can have like a 10 commandments
zaldy says (12:13:17 AM): type thing on the wall
zaldy says (12:13:19 AM): before you walk in
Brian Justiniano (12:13:28 AM): ooooo
zaldy says (12:13:36 AM): and a vip room
zaldy says (12:13:39 AM): where bitches drink for free
zaldy says (12:13:45 AM): only the hottest of the hot
zaldy says (12:13:45 AM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (12:13:54 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:14:00 AM): "the boiler room"
zaldy says (12:14:04 AM): shits too hot
Brian Justiniano (12:14:08 AM): and bitches that wear barely anything get half off a full course meal
Brian Justiniano (12:14:14 AM): bitches that come naked eat for free
Brian Justiniano (12:14:20 AM): only hot bitches
zaldy says (12:14:25 AM): its all fat bitches
zaldy says (12:14:27 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:14:34 AM): ugly ones get a slap in a face and a t shirt that says "nice try..."
zaldy says (12:14:43 AM): nah man
zaldy says (12:14:47 AM): they dont get a t shirt
zaldy says (12:14:51 AM): we write on their t shirt
zaldy says (12:14:57 AM): we tell them they can get in
zaldy says (12:14:59 AM): and write on them
zaldy says (12:15:04 AM): and them make us follow us
zaldy says (12:15:09 AM): and kick them out
Brian Justiniano (12:15:10 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:15:11 AM): through the back door
zaldy says (12:15:12 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:14 AM): lead them out the back
Brian Justiniano (12:15:16 AM): haha
zaldy says (12:15:35 AM): DNGER-ZONE
zaldy says (12:15:36 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:45 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:15:51 AM): the DNGER-US
Brian Justiniano (12:15:54 AM): that was genius
zaldy says (12:16:17 AM): or is DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:16:21 AM): i dont remember
zaldy says (12:16:21 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:16:31 AM): DNGR-US
zaldy says (12:16:49 AM): D4NG3R-US
Brian Justiniano (12:16:52 AM): dngr-zone is the name of like our stage or the dance floor or some shit
Brian Justiniano (12:16:57 AM): hahaha
zaldy says (12:17:12 AM): yeahh
zaldy says (12:17:15 AM): haha

Brian Justiniano (12:23:30 AM): thatd be sick
Brian Justiniano (12:23:37 AM): if we had actual flying v guitar
zaldy says (12:23:39 AM): fuck yeah
Brian Justiniano (12:23:45 AM): that hoover
Brian Justiniano (12:23:50 AM): and we just stand there and strum
zaldy says (12:24:09 AM): and at the end of our shows
zaldy says (12:24:12 AM): we pull down a curtain
zaldy says (12:24:18 AM): and a giant band
zaldy says (12:24:27 AM): is playing our last song
zaldy says (12:24:31 AM): and we conduct it
Brian Justiniano (12:24:34 AM): hahahaha
zaldy says (12:24:48 AM): people will fucking
zaldy says (12:24:49 AM): cry
zaldy says (12:25:05 AM): we'll put that shit on the tickets
zaldy says (12:25:16 AM): "bring your own tissues bitch. you're gonna need em."


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