so yo, just got back from gettin a physical at my mommas work. it actually went better than i thought. i mean, a physical isnt really even that bad. it was just a bitch to get up at 6am after sleeping at 12:30 almost 1am. and the fact that a male was going to touch my balls and shit was haunting me. but everything went coo. im fine, my health and my O-positive blood is all goooood. after my physical i visited my uncle that works with my mom. he showed me the x-ray room and gave me some hands on experience to help me out with my whole x-ray tech shit. it was pretty interesting, seeing all the new equipment and shit that doctors deal with to make their job easier. i had the opportunity to watch men undress and lay on a bed with their pants at their ankles. NIIICE! no homo. well i got to see that and their insides. after about 30 minutes to an hour i headed out and came back home. now im here.
i dont know what im going to do for the rest of the day. theres ideas of going to a few museums and all that but im still unsure. my brother, rachelle and her cousin from jersey is coming down in a bit but its up to them on what they wanna do today. so ill just tag along.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the berrics has created a new section to their site called SKATE OR DICE. theres some specially made dice with skate tricks on each side. you roll the dice and the skater will have to do the trick that rolls out. its a dollar or more buy in. if you land the trick you take the moeny, if you dont then you leave yur moola in the pot and let it grow till someone cleans out. PRETTTY GOOOD. check it out yo!
no laker games til friday... WHACK! i guess i gotta play nba 2k9...
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
A REAL "G"
so yo, ive watched a Kenny G concert about 4 times in the past 2 days! shits fucking tight. i was blown away, and since it was in HD, FUUUUUCK... it felt like i was actually there at the show. front row and shit. ive always placed kenny g on top of my music food chain but after seeing his concert, or going to his concert, he bumped up a level or two on my list. he played his heart out, had sweat flying and falling from his face, got the crowd well involved and pretty much gave everyone their moneys worth. that shit was priceless, i was so amazed that i actually tried to get his anthology or greatest hits, but i couldnt find any of them. WHACK.
not having any anthology and all that shit crushed my heart... i needed to hear some good music! and with no Kenny G, theres no good music. but i came across prince. so i got the Prince Greatest Hits. cant fuck with that.... its no Kenny G, but you cant go wrong with prince. call me gay but just wait and youll see. listen to 7, 1999, little red corvette, purple rain, raspberry beret. youll catch yourself tappin your foot, snappin your finger, bobbin your head and shakin them hips. when listening to prince doing those things are inevitable. THATS WSUP.
KENNY G - DID YOU KNOW?!
Kenny G's real name is Kenneth Gorelick. his real name is gross... he'd get no play with that name. kenny g is by far a better name. its more hip. its smooth and it leaves ladies moist and wanting. with a name like Kenny G and the talent to sweep ladies off their feet with soprano saxophone, Mr. G is the complete package. shits MONEY
JBROS
this shit aint gay, youre gay if you havent taken a pic with this shit. you wish you got down with the JBROS! i dont know how much longer itll be up but i say you take that pic ASAP. make it happen. FAGS
not having any anthology and all that shit crushed my heart... i needed to hear some good music! and with no Kenny G, theres no good music. but i came across prince. so i got the Prince Greatest Hits. cant fuck with that.... its no Kenny G, but you cant go wrong with prince. call me gay but just wait and youll see. listen to 7, 1999, little red corvette, purple rain, raspberry beret. youll catch yourself tappin your foot, snappin your finger, bobbin your head and shakin them hips. when listening to prince doing those things are inevitable. THATS WSUP.
KENNY G - DID YOU KNOW?!
Kenny G's real name is Kenneth Gorelick. his real name is gross... he'd get no play with that name. kenny g is by far a better name. its more hip. its smooth and it leaves ladies moist and wanting. with a name like Kenny G and the talent to sweep ladies off their feet with soprano saxophone, Mr. G is the complete package. shits MONEY
JBROS
this shit aint gay, youre gay if you havent taken a pic with this shit. you wish you got down with the JBROS! i dont know how much longer itll be up but i say you take that pic ASAP. make it happen. FAGS
GETTIN' PHYSICAL
so yo, todays monday and i aint got too much planned so ill skip to tuesday. tuesday im schedule for a physical check up at my moms work. you know, gotta get some blood drawn, gotta check my vision with that chart with numbers and letters that start all huge and get smaller and smaller... fuck that shit. aint too hard but my vision on my right eye is a little weak compared to my left. but yeah, gotta give the doctors a piss sample and of course, the doctor has to feel up my ball sack.
the doctor ill be seeing is african american, so hopefully he doesnt laugh at my package... BECAUSE ITS SO BIG! haha. but naw. should i shave? make it look nice? or should i leave it the way it is. all crazy and shit. jungle like. or maybe i could do some design with it. i dont know. but what i do know is that im not really looking forward to the physical. SHITS WEAK!
speaking of WEAK, there was no fucking battle at the berrics this past saturday and sunday. yeah yeah yeah, they did apologize and promise that therell be some this coming weekend, but gah. i was looking forward to seeing MJ and PJ Ladd skate. well, the berrics posted some other videos in place of battle at the berrics. the videos were coo. not as fun too watch. but better than nothing right?
* new BUTTERY ASS MONDAYS, check it out yo *
olivia newton john - physical
the doctor ill be seeing is african american, so hopefully he doesnt laugh at my package... BECAUSE ITS SO BIG! haha. but naw. should i shave? make it look nice? or should i leave it the way it is. all crazy and shit. jungle like. or maybe i could do some design with it. i dont know. but what i do know is that im not really looking forward to the physical. SHITS WEAK!
speaking of WEAK, there was no fucking battle at the berrics this past saturday and sunday. yeah yeah yeah, they did apologize and promise that therell be some this coming weekend, but gah. i was looking forward to seeing MJ and PJ Ladd skate. well, the berrics posted some other videos in place of battle at the berrics. the videos were coo. not as fun too watch. but better than nothing right?
* new BUTTERY ASS MONDAYS, check it out yo *
olivia newton john - physical
Thursday, December 25, 2008
XMAS, LAKERS and Q's & A's
so yo, if you went to the St. Lorenzo midnight mass then give me a "HELL NAW!" im sorry and i probably should be more respectful but goddamn.... that quire was terrible. TERRIBLE. im sorry, but i was cracking up... the singing was just too horrible. i couldnt hold it in. it was 12am and they were singing some slow songs in monotone voices. like the sound of zombies mumbling. but whatevers. the mass and singing was too boring and i just really didnt have the push and patients to stick around for the whole hour and a half. or however long the mass was. so me, marielle, teddy and mike cut early. and if you were inside sitting down, im sure you wish you did the same. but, the day was good. presents were better than i thought and im about ready to knock out.
today was the big event! LA LAKERS vs BOSTON CELTICS. long story short, WE WERE KILLIN! yeah yeah yeah, we did let the celtics come back here and there but the main thing is that we won and we sure made it HURT. we had good plays, everything from 3s by lamar - great hustle by ariza. walton was impressive and sasha stepped up. kobe was being kobe, bynum played like how he should and stayed out of foul trouble. but pau... fucking faggot... he started off rocky for the 1st three quarters but he turned up the heat in the 4th. so yeah. LA wins. FUCK the celtics. MERRY XMAS
Q: what was the best gift you received this Christmas
A: HANDS DOWN, has to be the lakers winning over the celtics. kobe was crazy. ariza, walton, sasha, bynum and odom. GOOD SHIT! i apologize for my chick, Pau Gasol. her sports bra was abit too tight and it effected her agility and shots. but, she did take it off at the end of the 3rd quarter and came out with her A game at the start of the 4th
Q: what was the 2nd best gift you received this Christmas
A: 2nd, id probably have to give it to my brand new Vanessa Hudgens signature Ecko brand shoes. the white ones with the pink... SHITS TIGHT
Q: did santa give you what you wished for?
A: a Christmas laker victory over the celtics and my Vanessa Hudgens Ecko shoes? id say he gave me everything i can ask for
Q: is there a gift you havent unwrapped yet?
A: yes yes yes indeed. i havent opened the "A Cross The Universe" Justice cd/dvd. but...... it is open now and it is just about ready to go into the dvd player. thanks broseph and rachelle.
Q: are you ready for the Christmas Day sale?
A: i guess, i dont have much in mind that i want to buy. if anything just some new shit for my room but thats about all. i dont really wanna spend too much money just yet
PIC: JUSTICE - A CROSS THE UNIVERSE CD/DVD. FROM MY BRO AND RACHELLE. click pic to enlarge
today was the big event! LA LAKERS vs BOSTON CELTICS. long story short, WE WERE KILLIN! yeah yeah yeah, we did let the celtics come back here and there but the main thing is that we won and we sure made it HURT. we had good plays, everything from 3s by lamar - great hustle by ariza. walton was impressive and sasha stepped up. kobe was being kobe, bynum played like how he should and stayed out of foul trouble. but pau... fucking faggot... he started off rocky for the 1st three quarters but he turned up the heat in the 4th. so yeah. LA wins. FUCK the celtics. MERRY XMAS
Q: what was the best gift you received this Christmas
A: HANDS DOWN, has to be the lakers winning over the celtics. kobe was crazy. ariza, walton, sasha, bynum and odom. GOOD SHIT! i apologize for my chick, Pau Gasol. her sports bra was abit too tight and it effected her agility and shots. but, she did take it off at the end of the 3rd quarter and came out with her A game at the start of the 4th
Q: what was the 2nd best gift you received this Christmas
A: 2nd, id probably have to give it to my brand new Vanessa Hudgens signature Ecko brand shoes. the white ones with the pink... SHITS TIGHT
Q: did santa give you what you wished for?
A: a Christmas laker victory over the celtics and my Vanessa Hudgens Ecko shoes? id say he gave me everything i can ask for
Q: is there a gift you havent unwrapped yet?
A: yes yes yes indeed. i havent opened the "A Cross The Universe" Justice cd/dvd. but...... it is open now and it is just about ready to go into the dvd player. thanks broseph and rachelle.
Q: are you ready for the Christmas Day sale?
A: i guess, i dont have much in mind that i want to buy. if anything just some new shit for my room but thats about all. i dont really wanna spend too much money just yet
PIC: JUSTICE - A CROSS THE UNIVERSE CD/DVD. FROM MY BRO AND RACHELLE. click pic to enlarge
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
DAY 1
so yo, day 1 with the pups is just about wrappin up. the 2 dogs are still outside chillin in the dog house. there are still no posts up around the neighborhood about the two lost dogs, so theres an even greater chance that ill be selling them.
again, theyre two short haired dogs. one boy and one girl. look to be about a year old. if not then just a little bit older. ive been looking at them more and by the shape of their body, the best guess is that the breed is more of a wiener dog. a short black haired wiener dog. but, i am still unsure if that is the real breed, it may be a mix. they seem to be of the same batch and are very attached. they have been together ever since last night and dont seem to ever leave each others side. so far, theyve just been chillin, sitting around, eating and sleeping.
so ill be selling them together for the price of $250 - $350. im still unsure. but i dont think ill be reaching over $400.
the dogs are friendly, the boy is NOT neutered (so you can make them bump and grind and have babies.) SELL THAT SHIT! and the dogs do not bite. i know that for a fact because i have let them eat food from my mouth and off my belly. jk. but really, they dont bite and they are really quite gentle.
well still, if youre interested or know of someone who might be interested, let me know asap.
buy it for yourself, by it for yur gf, bf, parents. i dont know
again, theyre two short haired dogs. one boy and one girl. look to be about a year old. if not then just a little bit older. ive been looking at them more and by the shape of their body, the best guess is that the breed is more of a wiener dog. a short black haired wiener dog. but, i am still unsure if that is the real breed, it may be a mix. they seem to be of the same batch and are very attached. they have been together ever since last night and dont seem to ever leave each others side. so far, theyve just been chillin, sitting around, eating and sleeping.
so ill be selling them together for the price of $250 - $350. im still unsure. but i dont think ill be reaching over $400.
the dogs are friendly, the boy is NOT neutered (so you can make them bump and grind and have babies.) SELL THAT SHIT! and the dogs do not bite. i know that for a fact because i have let them eat food from my mouth and off my belly. jk. but really, they dont bite and they are really quite gentle.
well still, if youre interested or know of someone who might be interested, let me know asap.
buy it for yourself, by it for yur gf, bf, parents. i dont know
POSSIBLY FO SALE!!!!
so yo, late last night some bitch rapidly rang my doorbell a few times. my pops went out and talked to the trick about these two black haired pups that were going around the neighborhood and just so happened to be on our yard. she was wondering if it was ours or not and how it was sad that theyre lost in the streets in such cold weather and with no family during christmas time. so anyways, my pops took the dogs into my backyard and thats where they slept last night.
if nobody posts up any missing dog signs from now till after christmas and new years, ill most likely sell the two dogs. or ill try to sell them. im not sure what the breed is but my guess is a pup Plott Hound. they are both black coated dogs with a trail of white fur below their necks and leads to their tummies. one is a boy and the other is a girl and id say theyre bout a year old or alittle bit older. id have to sell them as a pair because they seem pretty connected, but ill be sure not to make the price too high.
all i know at the moment is that i cant keep them. i already have one dog and that foo is a handful. so ill keep yall niggas posted if whether or not ill be selling the dogs. if yur interested let me know. IM me, send me a text or a message/comment on myspace. anything. homies get first pick. if yur a friend of a friend ill still be nice and lower the price.
PUPS: click pics to enlarge
girl
boy
OTHER NEWS:
Berrics have 3 new updates, fakie flip down the 7 stair w/ Lizard King and Steve Berra, Test Yo Self w/ pro skateboarder Jason Lee (my name is earl) and a new Skateboarding is HOT HOT HOT. check it out at The Berrics. word
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today * LA LAKERS VS NEW ORLEANS HORNETS *
its an away game, the last game till the BIG ONE! LAKERS VS CELTICS
if nobody posts up any missing dog signs from now till after christmas and new years, ill most likely sell the two dogs. or ill try to sell them. im not sure what the breed is but my guess is a pup Plott Hound. they are both black coated dogs with a trail of white fur below their necks and leads to their tummies. one is a boy and the other is a girl and id say theyre bout a year old or alittle bit older. id have to sell them as a pair because they seem pretty connected, but ill be sure not to make the price too high.
all i know at the moment is that i cant keep them. i already have one dog and that foo is a handful. so ill keep yall niggas posted if whether or not ill be selling the dogs. if yur interested let me know. IM me, send me a text or a message/comment on myspace. anything. homies get first pick. if yur a friend of a friend ill still be nice and lower the price.
PUPS: click pics to enlarge
girl
boy
OTHER NEWS:
Berrics have 3 new updates, fakie flip down the 7 stair w/ Lizard King and Steve Berra, Test Yo Self w/ pro skateboarder Jason Lee (my name is earl) and a new Skateboarding is HOT HOT HOT. check it out at The Berrics. word
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today * LA LAKERS VS NEW ORLEANS HORNETS *
its an away game, the last game till the BIG ONE! LAKERS VS CELTICS
Sunday, December 21, 2008
BLOW OUT
so yo, its sunday, which means 2 new games of SKATE have just wrapped up. first on saturday with my boy, Steve Berra vs Chris Roberts. and the other game this sunday morning with the and only, Eric Froston vs Rob Dyrdek (from Rob and Big.)
for saturdays match up, i chose Steve Berra to win. it was hard deciding between the two but after a few minutes of thinking things through, i went with my gut and chose Berra. for sundays match up between Froston and Dyrdek, its for sure a no brainer... it was dubbed "the highly anticipated blow out." Koston is just too much of a good skater and im sure that those who have seen his video parts would agree.
so, the two skaters i chose have won their matches. bringing me closer to the winning prizes at the end of the tournament!
(some might recognize Steve Berra from the Rob & Big episode when they went to Florida for the Tampa contest. the episode when Rob made it rain with singles and kickflipped over an alligator)
BACKGROUND INFO:
the Battle at the Berrics is a single-elimination game of SKATE between 32 pro skateboarders. there is 1 game every saturday and sunday and will be held for about 16 weeks until there are 4 skaters left. then, those four will go head to head at the Battle at the Berrics Bash.
Before the whole tournament started, viewers were given a bracket chart that showed who would face who. they were able to decide and submit their choices on who they thought would win in each match and who would win 3rd, 2nd and 1st place.
after the tournament, the Berrics will then look over the submitted choices and will give out prizes to the viewers who submitted the most correct wins. i believe 3rd place winner for most correct wins receives the 3rd runner ups skateboard that he used during the match. 2nd place wins a free t-shirt and the 2nd place's used skateboard and the 1st winner will receive a free t-shirt, the 1st place skateboard and something else. the skateboards might be autographed. im not sure.
but, thats the whole dealeo with the Battle at the Berrics.
so hopefully i win either 3rd 2nd or 1st. so far in the first heat, there has been 14 out of 16 matches. and out of the 14, i have won 8. pretttay good. so theres still a chance for me to win. fo sho.
VIDEO: ERIC KOSTON VS ROB DYRDEK
for saturdays match up, i chose Steve Berra to win. it was hard deciding between the two but after a few minutes of thinking things through, i went with my gut and chose Berra. for sundays match up between Froston and Dyrdek, its for sure a no brainer... it was dubbed "the highly anticipated blow out." Koston is just too much of a good skater and im sure that those who have seen his video parts would agree.
so, the two skaters i chose have won their matches. bringing me closer to the winning prizes at the end of the tournament!
(some might recognize Steve Berra from the Rob & Big episode when they went to Florida for the Tampa contest. the episode when Rob made it rain with singles and kickflipped over an alligator)
BACKGROUND INFO:
the Battle at the Berrics is a single-elimination game of SKATE between 32 pro skateboarders. there is 1 game every saturday and sunday and will be held for about 16 weeks until there are 4 skaters left. then, those four will go head to head at the Battle at the Berrics Bash.
Before the whole tournament started, viewers were given a bracket chart that showed who would face who. they were able to decide and submit their choices on who they thought would win in each match and who would win 3rd, 2nd and 1st place.
after the tournament, the Berrics will then look over the submitted choices and will give out prizes to the viewers who submitted the most correct wins. i believe 3rd place winner for most correct wins receives the 3rd runner ups skateboard that he used during the match. 2nd place wins a free t-shirt and the 2nd place's used skateboard and the 1st winner will receive a free t-shirt, the 1st place skateboard and something else. the skateboards might be autographed. im not sure.
but, thats the whole dealeo with the Battle at the Berrics.
so hopefully i win either 3rd 2nd or 1st. so far in the first heat, there has been 14 out of 16 matches. and out of the 14, i have won 8. pretttay good. so theres still a chance for me to win. fo sho.
VIDEO: ERIC KOSTON VS ROB DYRDEK
A TASTY HEART ATTACK
MM MMM GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pics to enlarge
go nuts, try it with pepperjack cheese and jalapenos. try it with grilled onions. or if you want to go crazier, try it with pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, grilled onions and deep fry it. maybe its abit much but you can be sure itll taste great. FO SHO. try it. go get fat.
go nuts, try it with pepperjack cheese and jalapenos. try it with grilled onions. or if you want to go crazier, try it with pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, grilled onions and deep fry it. maybe its abit much but you can be sure itll taste great. FO SHO. try it. go get fat.
Friday, December 19, 2008
YESTERDIZZAY
so yo, yesterday was my broskis B-DAY. hes now 24 i believe. we started the day off around 11am and went out shopping till 4:30 ish. came home with gifts and chilled till charles and mike came. played some video games till it was time to eat. bj came down and we all watched the Lakai Final Flare video. we fuckin rocked out Rock Band 2. WE KILLED THAT SHIT! me on drums... shits fuckin over. bj on bass... hope you know talent when you see it. MY BRO ON VOCALS?!?!?!?! its over before it even starts.... just save yurself some time and step aside. WE PLAYED OUR HEARTS OUT. after jammin' we got up on Scene It. 1st it was me and bj vs my bro and rachelle. they ended up killing us. then after it was another game of scene with me and bj vs charles and mike vs my bro and rachelle. me and bj brought the heat for the first few rounds until my broand rachelle caught up and ended up winning... UNDEFEATED... FUCK YOU GUYS. YOU SON OF A BITCH. haha. after we gave eachother knuckle sandwhiches on Fight Night Round 3. there was 6 of us total and we all drew names out of a hat to see who would face who and we did all that bracket shit. just like in battle at the berrics. it all came down to me vs charles for the championship. he knocked me out in the 5th or so. WORD. after that errbody headed out around 3am or so. twas a good day.
DOUBLE MUTHAFUCKIN HEADER
so yo, this weekend on Battle at the Berrics, Steve Berra will face Chris Roberts on Saturday and Koston vs Rob Dyrdek on Sunday. SHITS GOING DOWN!
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yesterday me rachelle and my broski did some christmas shoppin and decided to stop by active to get THE FINAL FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit was tight. lots of behind the scenes shit, pretty much a whole documentary of the start - finish of the making Fully Flared. The dvd came with a little catalog with notes, pics, video statistics. like how many tricks were done and how many slow mo clips and all that.
id say its a really good dvd set. 3 discs. 1 fully flared 1 final flare documentary and 1 blue ray disc. extras, unused clips from the vault and reedited scenes and alternate parts.
its fo sho a good present to get someone.
ALL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so yo, just finished all my christmas shopping with my bro and rachelle. we got my dog a huge ass bed thats probably 3x bigger than he is. we got my dad a 50 or 55 dolla jacket from H&M. and we got my momma a nike gym bag for when she goes to the gym and shit. we got my cousin the Lakai selects. the black/dark gray ones. and thats all the gifts i can give out right now. i got gifts i think they would like a lot so i think our money was well spent. WORD
i think itll be a prettay good christmas
DONT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MIAMI HEAT *
christmas day
* LA LAKERS VS BOSTON CELTICS *
lakers are gonna win. gotta have faith
VIDEO: GEORGE MICHAEL - FAITH
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yesterday me rachelle and my broski did some christmas shoppin and decided to stop by active to get THE FINAL FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit was tight. lots of behind the scenes shit, pretty much a whole documentary of the start - finish of the making Fully Flared. The dvd came with a little catalog with notes, pics, video statistics. like how many tricks were done and how many slow mo clips and all that.
id say its a really good dvd set. 3 discs. 1 fully flared 1 final flare documentary and 1 blue ray disc. extras, unused clips from the vault and reedited scenes and alternate parts.
its fo sho a good present to get someone.
ALL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so yo, just finished all my christmas shopping with my bro and rachelle. we got my dog a huge ass bed thats probably 3x bigger than he is. we got my dad a 50 or 55 dolla jacket from H&M. and we got my momma a nike gym bag for when she goes to the gym and shit. we got my cousin the Lakai selects. the black/dark gray ones. and thats all the gifts i can give out right now. i got gifts i think they would like a lot so i think our money was well spent. WORD
i think itll be a prettay good christmas
DONT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MIAMI HEAT *
christmas day
* LA LAKERS VS BOSTON CELTICS *
lakers are gonna win. gotta have faith
VIDEO: GEORGE MICHAEL - FAITH
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
WHATS THE DEAL?! - SANTA
so yo, i be wondering why santa claus lives in the north pole. i mean, i coulda sworn the story was that he was from some village and hed give gifts to the needy. later on the catholic or roman church or some shit put the foo in prison for being too BALLIN'. good ol saint nicholas kept praying to god while he was in prison and kept his good spirits up. when he was released, he came out as a fat man that loved god and decided to keep giving to the needy. i might be wrong but thats the story i remember hearing/learning from CCD (church school).
so where does the north pole come from? i mean cmon really? REALLY!? the north pole? aint take a genius to know that its fuckin cold as hell over there... how the fuck is santa keeping his self warm in such a climate. all he be wearing is satin or some velvet jumpsuit. now i havent worn any velvet suits or anything but its clear to see that that shit will not do the deal. if anything his beard is keeping him warmer than his suit.
you ever wonder what santa claus eats? i loooove fast food and i know, i know, I KNOW, that there aint no fast food joints down in the north pole. aint no McDonalds. no jack in the crack. no in and out. YOU KNOW?! so hows santa gettin fat? or maybe santa feeds off of christmas spirit. maybe he eats one too many christmas cookies. the world may never know...
howd santa hook up with Mrs Claus? they for sure didnt meet in school. no highschool sweetheart shit. HELL NAW. so howd that whole deal happen? whered they meet? i dont know... but what i do know, is that they better be fuckin. santa better be HANDLING THAT! nah nah nah, but really. what i do know is that them niggas better hook me up with some presents. thats wsup.
VIDEO: CHAMILLIONAIRE FREESTYLE ON "A MILLI"
brought to you by charles and me
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic to enlarge
so where does the north pole come from? i mean cmon really? REALLY!? the north pole? aint take a genius to know that its fuckin cold as hell over there... how the fuck is santa keeping his self warm in such a climate. all he be wearing is satin or some velvet jumpsuit. now i havent worn any velvet suits or anything but its clear to see that that shit will not do the deal. if anything his beard is keeping him warmer than his suit.
you ever wonder what santa claus eats? i loooove fast food and i know, i know, I KNOW, that there aint no fast food joints down in the north pole. aint no McDonalds. no jack in the crack. no in and out. YOU KNOW?! so hows santa gettin fat? or maybe santa feeds off of christmas spirit. maybe he eats one too many christmas cookies. the world may never know...
howd santa hook up with Mrs Claus? they for sure didnt meet in school. no highschool sweetheart shit. HELL NAW. so howd that whole deal happen? whered they meet? i dont know... but what i do know, is that they better be fuckin. santa better be HANDLING THAT! nah nah nah, but really. what i do know is that them niggas better hook me up with some presents. thats wsup.
VIDEO: CHAMILLIONAIRE FREESTYLE ON "A MILLI"
brought to you by charles and me
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic to enlarge
Monday, December 15, 2008
Nike Zoom Kobe IV
Nike Zoom Kobe IV - Home
Nike Zoom Kobe IV - Away
THE WHITE ONES ARE PRETTY NICE. THE CARPE DIEM ONES ARENT WORTH POSTING.
the Zoom Kobe IV, the latest signature sneaker for Kobe and the lightest and strongest basketball sneaker ever. Officially, the sneaker will be available starting January 1st 2009 in China and the rest of the globe beginning early February 2009. On December 20th, 2008, a extremely limited edition version called the Nike Zoom Kobe IV “Venom” will be available. Additionally, as a surprise this will be one of the first signature basketball sneaker to be launched on Nike iD as well, starting December 25, 2008 through January 31st, 24 consumers a day will be able to custom design a pair of Zoom Kobe IV Cut iD.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS NEW YORK KNICKS. AT HOME, 6:30 *
FANTASY BASKETBALL:
THIS WEEK MY TEAM, THE TALLY WALLY WIGGLERS VS MY BROTHERS TEAM, POP-A-SQUAT
Nike Zoom Kobe IV - Away
THE WHITE ONES ARE PRETTY NICE. THE CARPE DIEM ONES ARENT WORTH POSTING.
the Zoom Kobe IV, the latest signature sneaker for Kobe and the lightest and strongest basketball sneaker ever. Officially, the sneaker will be available starting January 1st 2009 in China and the rest of the globe beginning early February 2009. On December 20th, 2008, a extremely limited edition version called the Nike Zoom Kobe IV “Venom” will be available. Additionally, as a surprise this will be one of the first signature basketball sneaker to be launched on Nike iD as well, starting December 25, 2008 through January 31st, 24 consumers a day will be able to custom design a pair of Zoom Kobe IV Cut iD.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS NEW YORK KNICKS. AT HOME, 6:30 *
FANTASY BASKETBALL:
THIS WEEK MY TEAM, THE TALLY WALLY WIGGLERS VS MY BROTHERS TEAM, POP-A-SQUAT
Q's & A's: ABIT OF EVERYTHING
questions provided by marielle
Q: IF YOU COULD MEET ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF AT ANY OTHER AGE, WHICH AGE WOULD YOU PICK AND WHAT WOULD YOU ASK/TALK ABOUT
A: id go back and visit myself in kindergarten. id teach myself the shit i know now. shit like advanced math, how to draw shit and whatevers. so id be hella ballin and shit in the future. id for sure have to give myself in the past some season dvds of adult swim shows, some family guy, superjail, darins dance grooves dvds, an ipod, a bowflex home gym and an xbox 360.
then id travel forward to see myself in my 40's. wed talk about the times my bro and i would come home from school and look at my dads porn mags and laugh at the girls who had hairy ass fuckin coochies. ahhh that was back in the day... GOOD TIMES
Q: IF YOU COULD TALK TO ANIMALS WHAT WOULD YOU ASK THEM OR WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE THEM DO
A: dang foreals? talk to animals? thats straight up wild thorn berries shit. YOU KNOW?! little girl talking to animals and shit. dont wanna jock her style tho, but anyways. id ask my dog something like "yo homie, hows it feel to have all that hair? shit must feel good in such cold weather, but how bout in hot weather? man that shit must kill you... like a thick ass jacket you cant take off. would you like a hair cut?" or maybe like "yo homie, am i a good owner? NO?! fuck you then nigga..."
id talk to a cat and/or a rabbit and id be like "hey man, i love you. i love drawing you. i draw you all the time in class. shit makes me laugh. i get to draw you wearing some funny clothes. or doing something like playing leap frog with another cat. or a cat tap dancing. that shit amuses me. so thank you for being so fun to draw. thanks for being so fun to pet cause yo fur is nice and soft"
id ask a rabbit about how cool and annoying it must be to have such a great sense of hearing. yea that must be coo to hear shit from far away, or maybe even able to hear peoples thoughts. but what if youre trying to sleep? but you cant cause you hear ever little thing. i dunno, maybe the rabbit would want some ear muffs or ear plugs. and id ask why Elmer Fudd wants to hunt rabbits so much.
Q: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE REAL, SANTA CLAUS OR A GENIE
A: id have to have a genie fo sho. who wants a big ass, hairy grown man coming down yur chimney once every year. to me thats pretty scary. you ever watch the tales from the crypt episode with the bloody Santa Claus with the ax? that shit was pretty scary back in the day. SHIT WAS NOT CRACKIN' so id have to go with the genie. specially if it was Christina Aguilera. genie in a bottle. cmon now... you gotta pick a genie. Christina granting you 3 wishes? thats the JACKPOT.
Q: IF YOU MET A GENIE, WHAT 3 THINGS WOULD YOU WISH FOR
A: 1.) happiness 2.) good health for friends and family 3.) 300 more genies. so id have a total of 900 wishes
VIDEO: LEARN TO DRAW MICKEY MOUSE
Q: IF YOU COULD MEET ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELF AT ANY OTHER AGE, WHICH AGE WOULD YOU PICK AND WHAT WOULD YOU ASK/TALK ABOUT
A: id go back and visit myself in kindergarten. id teach myself the shit i know now. shit like advanced math, how to draw shit and whatevers. so id be hella ballin and shit in the future. id for sure have to give myself in the past some season dvds of adult swim shows, some family guy, superjail, darins dance grooves dvds, an ipod, a bowflex home gym and an xbox 360.
then id travel forward to see myself in my 40's. wed talk about the times my bro and i would come home from school and look at my dads porn mags and laugh at the girls who had hairy ass fuckin coochies. ahhh that was back in the day... GOOD TIMES
Q: IF YOU COULD TALK TO ANIMALS WHAT WOULD YOU ASK THEM OR WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE THEM DO
A: dang foreals? talk to animals? thats straight up wild thorn berries shit. YOU KNOW?! little girl talking to animals and shit. dont wanna jock her style tho, but anyways. id ask my dog something like "yo homie, hows it feel to have all that hair? shit must feel good in such cold weather, but how bout in hot weather? man that shit must kill you... like a thick ass jacket you cant take off. would you like a hair cut?" or maybe like "yo homie, am i a good owner? NO?! fuck you then nigga..."
id talk to a cat and/or a rabbit and id be like "hey man, i love you. i love drawing you. i draw you all the time in class. shit makes me laugh. i get to draw you wearing some funny clothes. or doing something like playing leap frog with another cat. or a cat tap dancing. that shit amuses me. so thank you for being so fun to draw. thanks for being so fun to pet cause yo fur is nice and soft"
id ask a rabbit about how cool and annoying it must be to have such a great sense of hearing. yea that must be coo to hear shit from far away, or maybe even able to hear peoples thoughts. but what if youre trying to sleep? but you cant cause you hear ever little thing. i dunno, maybe the rabbit would want some ear muffs or ear plugs. and id ask why Elmer Fudd wants to hunt rabbits so much.
Q: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE REAL, SANTA CLAUS OR A GENIE
A: id have to have a genie fo sho. who wants a big ass, hairy grown man coming down yur chimney once every year. to me thats pretty scary. you ever watch the tales from the crypt episode with the bloody Santa Claus with the ax? that shit was pretty scary back in the day. SHIT WAS NOT CRACKIN' so id have to go with the genie. specially if it was Christina Aguilera. genie in a bottle. cmon now... you gotta pick a genie. Christina granting you 3 wishes? thats the JACKPOT.
Q: IF YOU MET A GENIE, WHAT 3 THINGS WOULD YOU WISH FOR
A: 1.) happiness 2.) good health for friends and family 3.) 300 more genies. so id have a total of 900 wishes
VIDEO: LEARN TO DRAW MICKEY MOUSE
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Q's & A's: TIME TRAVEL
questions provided my my broski
Q: WHAT TIME PERIOD IN HISTORY WOULD YOU LIKE AND/OR HATE TO TRAVEL TO FOR 3 DAYS. WHAT WOULD YOU BRING, CHANGE, INVENT, KILL, ETC.
A: this is a very good question, top of the line shit. YA DIG?! the kinda question that gives birth to endless ideas and possibilities. anything can be done, just gotta use yo noggin. but for me, first things first. so first, the most important thing, id love to, LOVE TO, go back in time to the stone ages and hit up my main homie Fred Muthafuckin Flintstone. id hook my dog with some nice ass shoes, some pants, a new neck tie, a real car and a pedicure. YOU KNOW?! all them damn peddling he does cant be doing to good for his feet. so fo sho, gotta take care of that shit. oh, and i gotta hook his homie Barney Rubble up with some eye balls. if you havent noticed, he has black dots for eye balls. cmon now... gotta hook him up with some eye balls. i mean, its bad enough that he has to live in the stone ages, so having no eyes just makes his life even worse. just tryin to help a brotha out. then, id love to travel forward abit and hit up Brad Pitt from the movie Troy. you know, gotta stop by for a little. then hit up Helen of troy cause she was supposedly extremely pretty. id travel to all the 7 wonders of the world. id kill baby Hitler. and id save JFK.
the ideas go on and on...
STILL MORE Q's & A's TO COME
QUOTE:
"he was like hey man its good to see you. i was like, you know its good to see me"
VIDEO:
from tim & eric, from youtube, from zaldy, from my myspace comments. its BRULES RULES
FLINTSTONES
STAY TUNED FOR MORE UDATES
Q: WHAT TIME PERIOD IN HISTORY WOULD YOU LIKE AND/OR HATE TO TRAVEL TO FOR 3 DAYS. WHAT WOULD YOU BRING, CHANGE, INVENT, KILL, ETC.
A: this is a very good question, top of the line shit. YA DIG?! the kinda question that gives birth to endless ideas and possibilities. anything can be done, just gotta use yo noggin. but for me, first things first. so first, the most important thing, id love to, LOVE TO, go back in time to the stone ages and hit up my main homie Fred Muthafuckin Flintstone. id hook my dog with some nice ass shoes, some pants, a new neck tie, a real car and a pedicure. YOU KNOW?! all them damn peddling he does cant be doing to good for his feet. so fo sho, gotta take care of that shit. oh, and i gotta hook his homie Barney Rubble up with some eye balls. if you havent noticed, he has black dots for eye balls. cmon now... gotta hook him up with some eye balls. i mean, its bad enough that he has to live in the stone ages, so having no eyes just makes his life even worse. just tryin to help a brotha out. then, id love to travel forward abit and hit up Brad Pitt from the movie Troy. you know, gotta stop by for a little. then hit up Helen of troy cause she was supposedly extremely pretty. id travel to all the 7 wonders of the world. id kill baby Hitler. and id save JFK.
the ideas go on and on...
STILL MORE Q's & A's TO COME
QUOTE:
"he was like hey man its good to see you. i was like, you know its good to see me"
VIDEO:
from tim & eric, from youtube, from zaldy, from my myspace comments. its BRULES RULES
FLINTSTONES
STAY TUNED FOR MORE UDATES
AINT DAT DA TROOF
so yo, battle at the berrics was pretty weak... yeah my boy andrew reynolds won without getting a letter, but it was just too easy. no contest.
anyways, woke up this morning around 9, ate a good breakfast. some eggs and fried rice with a cup of some orange juice and the daily vitamins. some of the goodies. YA DIG?! sat around for a bit and left for the park to play tennis and run with marielle and teddy. got back, ate some pasta and garlic bread, watched get smart and ate more food. momma came home with gifts. she came back with rubios. 2 orders of nachos grande w/ grilled chicken and 4 lobster burritos. kudos to my momma. FO SHO.
so its 4 o clock ish and im deciding on whether or not i should go running, again. i barely went running last week so i feel like i should make up for the time i spent eating or studying. so yeah.
be back with another update later. perhaps with another video and a chick with see through or no panties or bra. lates.
pimps up, hoes down.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES - AT HOME, 6:30PM *
anyways, woke up this morning around 9, ate a good breakfast. some eggs and fried rice with a cup of some orange juice and the daily vitamins. some of the goodies. YA DIG?! sat around for a bit and left for the park to play tennis and run with marielle and teddy. got back, ate some pasta and garlic bread, watched get smart and ate more food. momma came home with gifts. she came back with rubios. 2 orders of nachos grande w/ grilled chicken and 4 lobster burritos. kudos to my momma. FO SHO.
so its 4 o clock ish and im deciding on whether or not i should go running, again. i barely went running last week so i feel like i should make up for the time i spent eating or studying. so yeah.
be back with another update later. perhaps with another video and a chick with see through or no panties or bra. lates.
pimps up, hoes down.
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* LA LAKERS VS MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES - AT HOME, 6:30PM *
Saturday, December 13, 2008
BIG W
so yo, so far only good news has been rollin in. 1st the Lakers win a legit win over the Kings. LA has won 2 of the 3 matches we have had against the Kings and we wont see them again until late in the season. this sunday the lakers will be hosting the Minnesota Timberwolves at 6:30.
if you havent checked out battle at the berrics yet, my boy Mike Carroll got the W! next in line, Andrew Reynolds (the boss) vs Daniel Castillo. my prediction is that andrew is gonna smash daniel. daniel is good and both skaters have been in the game for quite some time now. but andrew is a beast. andrew was in all the tony hawks pro skaters!!! cmon now... so for you foos that have played that game, you gotta sorta know of him. hes good enough to be on a video game. so anyways. im pretty sure hell be busting out his signature frontside flips. he might even bust out a nollie frontside flip. or a nollie backside flip. i dont know. but all i know is daniel has his work cut out for him.
ANDREW REYNOLDS in "SHOW ME THE WAY"
LEARN FRONTSIDE FLIPS
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
if you havent checked out battle at the berrics yet, my boy Mike Carroll got the W! next in line, Andrew Reynolds (the boss) vs Daniel Castillo. my prediction is that andrew is gonna smash daniel. daniel is good and both skaters have been in the game for quite some time now. but andrew is a beast. andrew was in all the tony hawks pro skaters!!! cmon now... so for you foos that have played that game, you gotta sorta know of him. hes good enough to be on a video game. so anyways. im pretty sure hell be busting out his signature frontside flips. he might even bust out a nollie frontside flip. or a nollie backside flip. i dont know. but all i know is daniel has his work cut out for him.
ANDREW REYNOLDS in "SHOW ME THE WAY"
LEARN FRONTSIDE FLIPS
OOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
Friday, December 12, 2008
THIS WEEKEND
so yo, its official.
SATURDAY * mike carroll vs jeron wilson.
SUNDAY * andrew reynolds (THE BOSS)vs daniel castillo
be sure to check it out yo!
videos are usually updated at 12am
SATURDAY * mike carroll vs jeron wilson.
SUNDAY * andrew reynolds (THE BOSS)vs daniel castillo
be sure to check it out yo!
videos are usually updated at 12am
LOOKY
so yo, another weekend is just a day away which means 2 new games of skate will be going down. still to skate is jeron wilson vs mike carroll, pj ladd vs tyler bledsoe, eric koston (froston) vs rob dyrdek (from rob & big, for you nonskateboarders), andrew reynolds(THE BOSS) vs daniel castillo, marc johnson vs johnny layton and chris roberts vs steve berra. so, these next few weekends are gonna be prettty prettty exciting, noting that the matches still to come consist of some of skateboardings top heavyweights. YA DIG? they havent posted who is assigned to skate this weekend, but as soon as that comes up ill be sure to post it up to let yall niggas know. so keep an eye out for them games of SKATE. FO SHO.
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*LOS ANGELES LAKERS vs SACRAMENTO KINGS*
im sure the loss to the KINGS on tuesday left a bad taste in all of our mouths, expect for sara cause she loves SAC.... but anywhos, im sure LA wont make the same mistake twice. we'll get that W tonight. in KOBE we trust.
OOOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*LOS ANGELES LAKERS vs SACRAMENTO KINGS*
im sure the loss to the KINGS on tuesday left a bad taste in all of our mouths, expect for sara cause she loves SAC.... but anywhos, im sure LA wont make the same mistake twice. we'll get that W tonight. in KOBE we trust.
OOOO LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click pic for larger size
Thursday, December 11, 2008
NOT SO CRACKIN'
so yo, just got home from school and goddamn... that music final was HARD. fuckin had to know about the different music styles from classical - 19th century opera, know of 40 composers and facts about them as well as what music pieces they composed and what they are best known for. for 8 questions, we had to listen to a music piece and identify the name of the piece and who it was written by.
on a brighter note, i received a 45/40 on my music project so hopefully that helps me out on my final grade. well, school is done, which gives me time to sit a round more, go running a lot more and start my job. fo sho
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* lakai limited footwear - the final flare video *
supposed to hit stores before christmas, so keep an eye out
the final flare trailers 1 and 2
on a brighter note, i received a 45/40 on my music project so hopefully that helps me out on my final grade. well, school is done, which gives me time to sit a round more, go running a lot more and start my job. fo sho
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* lakai limited footwear - the final flare video *
supposed to hit stores before christmas, so keep an eye out
the final flare trailers 1 and 2
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
CRACKIN'
so yo, today was a pretty chill day. started the shit off early in the morning with beating mortal kombat vs dc, went to bed around 4 almost 5am. fell asleep to adult swim replays. woke up around 1 or so. ate, sat around. picked up sara from school and went to the brea mall to get some christmas shopping done. bought some chords from gap, saw ralph and sean at the apple store and and bought the dark knight dvd for my bro and rachelle. came back to the area to eat free chic fil a. took sara home and watched the lakers win. it was sloppy... but ill take it.
now, time to get ready for bed and study for my music final which is tomorow morning at 10:30. WISH ME LUCK!
now, time to get ready for bed and study for my music final which is tomorow morning at 10:30. WISH ME LUCK!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
MORTAL KOMBAT vs DC
so yo, my bro and rachelle came down last night and brought the xbox with them, along with some games. muffuckas brought scene it, left 4 dead, gears 2, NBA 2k9 and MK vs DC. i be rockin the shit outta that mortal kombat vs dc! niggas aint got shit on me when i be sockin and boppin with batman! king kong aint got shit on me when im runnin laps with flash! the celtics aint got shit on me when i play for keeps with scorpion! i be hittin them 100 hit combo moves and shit. i dunno, maybe even more! 100 hit combos at the least. pullin em 100 hit combos with my eyes closed. ya dig!? thats my shit right thurr!
so yo, if you wanna get down with the king, holla back and ill hook you up with a specially made ass whompin for the price on the house
so yo, if you wanna get down with the king, holla back and ill hook you up with a specially made ass whompin for the price on the house
Friday, December 5, 2008
SANTA PAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drew that shit the other day
* click pic for larger size *
click it, print it, color it, give it to your parents
* click pic for larger size *
click it, print it, color it, give it to your parents
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
WINTER / SPRING COLLEGE SEMESTER
WINTER
. YOGA
dont hate....
SPRING
. MATH
. ART for fuckin pros
. ENGLISH
. MUSIC history of rock
. YOGA
dont hate....
SPRING
. MATH
. ART for fuckin pros
. ENGLISH
. MUSIC history of rock
PURPS AND GOLDS
so yo, Lakers lost tonights game against the Indiana Pacers. bringin LA's record to 14 wins and 2 losses. their record is still good, but god... tonights loss hurt. the final score was 117 118! fuckin beat by one point due to missed free throws, sloppy here and there defense and turnovers. LA has another game tomorow night against the Philadelphia 76ers to continue their three game road trip. we'll get that big W tomorow.
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Monday, December 1, 2008
CHANG CHONG
so yo, theres this mexican chick that sits right by me in english and she yaps her mouth every second of our class time. talkin bout how she doesnt understand this or how our teacher would look ugly in a cop uniform and shit like that. but what really grinds my gears is how she thinks im chinese... askin me bout, what do you chinese people believe in or worship? what do you chinese people eat? are chinese people catholic? cmon... i told that trick bout 10 times "yo, im filipino."
psssshhh.... nigga please.... get outta my face with that weak shit...
thats wsup
psssshhh.... nigga please.... get outta my face with that weak shit...
thats wsup
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