give them a punch card and mark it every time theyre being a bitch. if youre the 10th person to mark their card, you can sock them as hard as you like!
1. you and all you friends must have a punch card. so click the pic and print it out and keep it with you at all times.
2. if someone doesnt have one, give them one and mark it for not having one. or, mark it twice for not having one, and for being a bitch.
3. mark it everytime they are grinding your gears
4. once their card is marked all 10 times, you can sock the fuck out of them. only once. just enough to keep them in check.
5. i thought of the idea and created the card. so you know its legit
6. DONT GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN'
7. remember, if you decide to mark someones card all 10 times at once, they can be a dick back and do the same to your card.
EXAMPLE:
say your grandma is fuckin up and its gettin on yo nerves. give her a punch card and mark it up! feel like being a dick? go right ahead! feel free to give her 10 straight marks. if youre the tenth person to mark her card, you win the grand prize of being the one to give her a nice hard punch to the arm! dont feel bad... its her fault for slippin! in a sense, youre givin credit where credit is due. once all 10 gloves are marked, feel free to print out another card and start all over.
OFFICIAL PUNCH CARD * Brian approved
(click the pic to enlarge. print it and give some to your friends. keep each other in check!)
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