1. are you and your brother(s) or sister(s) close:
were as close as can be. were like the Kardashians
2. can you grow a full beard:
i havent shaved for about a good 4 weeks. but my beard is abit sketchy on the sides. but i can grow a killer goatee
3. where is the best place to meet people of the opposite sex:
according to Will Ferrell aka Chazz, the place to hit up are funerals. its insane, the chicks are so horny its not even fair. its like fishing with dynamite
4. what did you eat for dinner last night:
half of a meatball foot long from subway
5. why do you think girls are attracted to you:
because i look exactly like Omarion
6. what name would you give your daughter:
Ashanti. it just rolls off the tongue
7. whats playing on the tv right now:
wowowee! and itll be on again at 6pm
8. what artist do you have on your "on the go" list of your ipod:
B2K
9. are there any new members in your family:
my orange and white striped cat. his name is Linus
10. what do you comes to mind when you hear the words "good times"
Senior year of high school and graduation. and the bus ride to gradnight
WEDDING CRASHERS
Monday, June 29, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
SOME AWESOME FOR YOUR EARS
FRANKENSTEIN
(watch out for the drummers "OH face" and complete madness at 6:10 into the video)
HERMETO II
(this is how real men make music)
(watch out for the drummers "OH face" and complete madness at 6:10 into the video)
HERMETO II
(this is how real men make music)
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
PUNCH CARD
ever feel like punching someone cause theyre annoying? wanna keep them in check?
give them a punch card and mark it every time theyre being a bitch. if youre the 10th person to mark their card, you can sock them as hard as you like!
1. you and all you friends must have a punch card. so click the pic and print it out and keep it with you at all times.
2. if someone doesnt have one, give them one and mark it for not having one. or, mark it twice for not having one, and for being a bitch.
3. mark it everytime they are grinding your gears
4. once their card is marked all 10 times, you can sock the fuck out of them. only once. just enough to keep them in check.
5. i thought of the idea and created the card. so you know its legit
6. DONT GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN'
7. remember, if you decide to mark someones card all 10 times at once, they can be a dick back and do the same to your card.
EXAMPLE:
say your grandma is fuckin up and its gettin on yo nerves. give her a punch card and mark it up! feel like being a dick? go right ahead! feel free to give her 10 straight marks. if youre the tenth person to mark her card, you win the grand prize of being the one to give her a nice hard punch to the arm! dont feel bad... its her fault for slippin! in a sense, youre givin credit where credit is due. once all 10 gloves are marked, feel free to print out another card and start all over.
OFFICIAL PUNCH CARD * Brian approved
(click the pic to enlarge. print it and give some to your friends. keep each other in check!)
give them a punch card and mark it every time theyre being a bitch. if youre the 10th person to mark their card, you can sock them as hard as you like!
1. you and all you friends must have a punch card. so click the pic and print it out and keep it with you at all times.
2. if someone doesnt have one, give them one and mark it for not having one. or, mark it twice for not having one, and for being a bitch.
3. mark it everytime they are grinding your gears
4. once their card is marked all 10 times, you can sock the fuck out of them. only once. just enough to keep them in check.
5. i thought of the idea and created the card. so you know its legit
6. DONT GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN'
7. remember, if you decide to mark someones card all 10 times at once, they can be a dick back and do the same to your card.
EXAMPLE:
say your grandma is fuckin up and its gettin on yo nerves. give her a punch card and mark it up! feel like being a dick? go right ahead! feel free to give her 10 straight marks. if youre the tenth person to mark her card, you win the grand prize of being the one to give her a nice hard punch to the arm! dont feel bad... its her fault for slippin! in a sense, youre givin credit where credit is due. once all 10 gloves are marked, feel free to print out another card and start all over.
OFFICIAL PUNCH CARD * Brian approved
(click the pic to enlarge. print it and give some to your friends. keep each other in check!)
SURVEY
1. describe your perfect hug w/ a person of the same sex:
my hands placed on their hips, their hands gently resting on my shoulders and cheeks slightly rubbing against each other. not much of a gay touch, but more of a comforting touch
2. what is your nickname:
Mr Johannsen used to call me El Canon cause my muscles were like guns. BIG ones. i guess
3. why wouldnt someone want to fight you:
you know how many fingers i gots? i gots all 10 brah... and that aint even 1/4ths of the number of foos i knock out on a daily basis. gosta put up or shut up. get down or be put down
4. whats the whackest shit you heard in the past 3 weeks:
laker parade/rally day. these young jail bait girls that didnt get in were asked how long theyve been Laker fans and who their favorite players were. they said "oh, weve been fans since forever, our whole lives. our favorite players are shannon brown and luke walton... and and and everyone else." fuckin tricks... get that shit outta here... didnt even mention kobe...
5. what was the last thing that grinded your gears:
last night, tbs played Road Trip in spanish... i aint got anything against spanish, i just cant understand any of it. all i wanted to do was chill and watch a funny movie
6. what did you have for breakfast:
sunny side up eggs and sausages on butter toast
7. last time you threw up:
game 5 lakers vs magic. drank too much Sapporo and warm sake at Ichikawa in chino hills
8. What are you currently saving up for:
a new drum set. gotta get back on that shit
9. Why is you dad a such a great person:
my dad once caught a bullet with his bare hands
10. Is there a show named after you:
The Mighty B. and Degrassi is based on many of my lifes journeys
my hands placed on their hips, their hands gently resting on my shoulders and cheeks slightly rubbing against each other. not much of a gay touch, but more of a comforting touch
2. what is your nickname:
Mr Johannsen used to call me El Canon cause my muscles were like guns. BIG ones. i guess
3. why wouldnt someone want to fight you:
you know how many fingers i gots? i gots all 10 brah... and that aint even 1/4ths of the number of foos i knock out on a daily basis. gosta put up or shut up. get down or be put down
4. whats the whackest shit you heard in the past 3 weeks:
laker parade/rally day. these young jail bait girls that didnt get in were asked how long theyve been Laker fans and who their favorite players were. they said "oh, weve been fans since forever, our whole lives. our favorite players are shannon brown and luke walton... and and and everyone else." fuckin tricks... get that shit outta here... didnt even mention kobe...
5. what was the last thing that grinded your gears:
last night, tbs played Road Trip in spanish... i aint got anything against spanish, i just cant understand any of it. all i wanted to do was chill and watch a funny movie
6. what did you have for breakfast:
sunny side up eggs and sausages on butter toast
7. last time you threw up:
game 5 lakers vs magic. drank too much Sapporo and warm sake at Ichikawa in chino hills
8. What are you currently saving up for:
a new drum set. gotta get back on that shit
9. Why is you dad a such a great person:
my dad once caught a bullet with his bare hands
10. Is there a show named after you:
The Mighty B. and Degrassi is based on many of my lifes journeys
Monday, June 22, 2009
PART OF THE WEEKEND NEVER DIES
UPDATE
. summer heat is kickin in... good bye hair, hello shaved head
. been working out and running 3 miles bout 4 days a week
. been eating eggs and drinking water w/ vitamins 24/7
. my body fat - 8.41%
. fat weight - 11.1 lbs
. lean weight - 120.9 lbs
. not going to HARD festival this summer
. transformers 2 THIS WEDNESDAY
. remodeled my room. new paint, curtains and new bed sheets. all from watching too much HGTV
. if you went to hard haunted mansion back in October then fuck you... you gotta see all the top djs perform... soulwax isnt having a show in US for a while.
SOULWAX - PART OF THE WEEKEND NEVER DIES
. summer heat is kickin in... good bye hair, hello shaved head
. been working out and running 3 miles bout 4 days a week
. been eating eggs and drinking water w/ vitamins 24/7
. my body fat - 8.41%
. fat weight - 11.1 lbs
. lean weight - 120.9 lbs
. not going to HARD festival this summer
. transformers 2 THIS WEDNESDAY
. remodeled my room. new paint, curtains and new bed sheets. all from watching too much HGTV
. if you went to hard haunted mansion back in October then fuck you... you gotta see all the top djs perform... soulwax isnt having a show in US for a while.
SOULWAX - PART OF THE WEEKEND NEVER DIES
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
ITS BEEN A WHILE
Battle at the Berrics 2 - 1 match ups
. Mike V - Chris Cole
. Duffel - Rick Howard
. Lizard King - Heath Kirchart
. Jamie Thomas (The Chief) - Busenitz
Predictions
. chris cole will take mike V. i know mike V usually does them old school tricks and hand plants and thats not allowed. plus, chris cole is just a beast... itll be interesting
. Duffels is pretty sick. he goes big and all that shit and ricks got some years and experience underneath his belt. dont have much to judge them on but i gotta go with howard
. both lizard king and kirchart rip. this ones a toughy but im calling kirchart to pull out the W
. gotta go with the chief. yall might remember him during the match up between MJ and the legion of doom in the 1st battle at the berrics. plus hes got experience as well as a full bag of tricks. busenitz is the man to use in skate 2, but i havent seen much of his skating to make me choose him over thomas.
UPDATE
. read "this ones about Kobe vs Kobe" in todays newspaper
. KOBE DOIN' FOREVER!
. game 1 of NBA finals tonight at 6. Lakers vs Magic WATCH IT!!!!
. last day before finals week! summer is just around the corner!
. got tickets for the san diego fair. SD trip soon?
. im planning on remodeling my room. gonna repaint the walls and get new furniture. all this HGTV is getting to me
. i saw Kurt Ponnusamy a few weeks ago during Matt and Bjs basketball game. i said whats up to him and he looked at me without saying a word and walked right passed me. what an asshole...
. KURT, YOU JUST LOST YOUR CHANCES OF BEING DRAFTED INTO THE WALNUT HIGH SCHOOLS MVP LIST.
. does billy feng belong in the mvp list? or how bout marty mccdonald?
. Mike V - Chris Cole
. Duffel - Rick Howard
. Lizard King - Heath Kirchart
. Jamie Thomas (The Chief) - Busenitz
Predictions
. chris cole will take mike V. i know mike V usually does them old school tricks and hand plants and thats not allowed. plus, chris cole is just a beast... itll be interesting
. Duffels is pretty sick. he goes big and all that shit and ricks got some years and experience underneath his belt. dont have much to judge them on but i gotta go with howard
. both lizard king and kirchart rip. this ones a toughy but im calling kirchart to pull out the W
. gotta go with the chief. yall might remember him during the match up between MJ and the legion of doom in the 1st battle at the berrics. plus hes got experience as well as a full bag of tricks. busenitz is the man to use in skate 2, but i havent seen much of his skating to make me choose him over thomas.
UPDATE
. read "this ones about Kobe vs Kobe" in todays newspaper
. KOBE DOIN' FOREVER!
. game 1 of NBA finals tonight at 6. Lakers vs Magic WATCH IT!!!!
. last day before finals week! summer is just around the corner!
. got tickets for the san diego fair. SD trip soon?
. im planning on remodeling my room. gonna repaint the walls and get new furniture. all this HGTV is getting to me
. i saw Kurt Ponnusamy a few weeks ago during Matt and Bjs basketball game. i said whats up to him and he looked at me without saying a word and walked right passed me. what an asshole...
. KURT, YOU JUST LOST YOUR CHANCES OF BEING DRAFTED INTO THE WALNUT HIGH SCHOOLS MVP LIST.
. does billy feng belong in the mvp list? or how bout marty mccdonald?
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