Zaldy mentioned something to me the other day and its only right for anyone and everyone to agree. enough yadda yadda...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ME AND ZALDY GIVE YOU THE NEWEST WALNUT HIGH SCHOOL MVP! ANTHONY TILAR!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!
1. James Grover
2. Joseph Guest
3. Michael Bereiter
4. Matt Lugo
5. Jason Lee
6. Brent English
7. Anthony Tilar
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
GOODIE GOODIE
one thing kids like is to be tricked. for instance, i was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland. but instead i drove him to an old burnt down warehouse. "oh no!" i said, "Disneyland burned down...". he cried and cried but deep down i think he thought it was a pretty good joke.
Tikki Tikki Tembo
Tikki Tikki Tembo
Sunday, May 17, 2009
DEAR CARL
instead of having a regular arm, Carl had been born with a pigeon's wing. the odd thing was, through all of his life, no one has ever laughed at his wing - not even the mean kids at school. then one day he realized why: he looked in the mirror and saw that HE WAS A PIGEON!!!!
UPDATE
. i was in the shower just a few hours ago when the 4.7 or so earthquake happened. ive been reading a lot of books lately on future events that will change the world. the universe even! and that made me think, ohhhh shittt... this better not be THE BIG ONE... i quickly got out of the shower and put on my shorts without drying myself because i forgot my towel in my bedroom.
the epicenter of the earthquake was located around the Inglewood area. even tho it lasted no more than 30 seconds or so, i never went back upstairs to dry myself. i just sat and watched tv. just chillin while my boxers and basketball shorts soak up all the water. great job!
. the weather is getting hotter... which meanssss, my thighs, armpits and nuts are soaking wet 24/7
. last night i ate out at Guppys with bj, mike, my bro and sara. we all smoked after our meal and watched angels and demons faded. TOM HANKS BLEW MY MIND!!! great job!
. LAKERS WON!!! FUCK YEAH!
. LAKERS vs NUGGETS. its gonna be an interesting series
. BOSTON LOST! SUUUUCK MY DIIIICK BITCHES!!!
. my cat is wrecking shit up right now. i still need a name for the foo. i was thinking Tom Hanks or Linus. my dad calls him Fred. my mom is afraid of him
. i feed my cat about 5 times a day. hes only 7 weeks old. im not sure if thats too much food for him. well... FUCK IT. ima make this pussy big and strong
UPDATE
. i was in the shower just a few hours ago when the 4.7 or so earthquake happened. ive been reading a lot of books lately on future events that will change the world. the universe even! and that made me think, ohhhh shittt... this better not be THE BIG ONE... i quickly got out of the shower and put on my shorts without drying myself because i forgot my towel in my bedroom.
the epicenter of the earthquake was located around the Inglewood area. even tho it lasted no more than 30 seconds or so, i never went back upstairs to dry myself. i just sat and watched tv. just chillin while my boxers and basketball shorts soak up all the water. great job!
. the weather is getting hotter... which meanssss, my thighs, armpits and nuts are soaking wet 24/7
. last night i ate out at Guppys with bj, mike, my bro and sara. we all smoked after our meal and watched angels and demons faded. TOM HANKS BLEW MY MIND!!! great job!
. LAKERS WON!!! FUCK YEAH!
. LAKERS vs NUGGETS. its gonna be an interesting series
. BOSTON LOST! SUUUUCK MY DIIIICK BITCHES!!!
. my cat is wrecking shit up right now. i still need a name for the foo. i was thinking Tom Hanks or Linus. my dad calls him Fred. my mom is afraid of him
. i feed my cat about 5 times a day. hes only 7 weeks old. im not sure if thats too much food for him. well... FUCK IT. ima make this pussy big and strong
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
TOP 6 MVP'S OF WALNUT HIGHSCHOOL
I present to you the top 6, best of the best offsprings Walnut High School has ever produced.
1. James Grover. aka - J Grove
2. Michael Bryder. aka - Mike B
3. Joseph Guest. aka - The Guest
4. Matt Lugo. aka - Matt the sparrow Lugo (because everyone knows he was one hell of a jack sparrow for halloween)
5. Brent English. aka - Brentle (in 6th grade, he requested to be called that. for what reason? fuck, i dont know... but im sure it was good one)
6. Jason Lee. aka - J Lee
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
im sorry if you are offended by not being included in the MVP list. please keep in mind that the list was carefully picked by me and zaldy. we both examined each of the 6 MVPs and have found that each one has an extremely rare swagger. if you have any questions and/or complaints, or would like to be added to the list, please message me on my myspace. or you can simply call my cell phone and talk it over with my dick. thank you.
CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check Zaldy's Blog for the portaits of the MVPs
1. James Grover. aka - J Grove
2. Michael Bryder. aka - Mike B
3. Joseph Guest. aka - The Guest
4. Matt Lugo. aka - Matt the sparrow Lugo (because everyone knows he was one hell of a jack sparrow for halloween)
5. Brent English. aka - Brentle (in 6th grade, he requested to be called that. for what reason? fuck, i dont know... but im sure it was good one)
6. Jason Lee. aka - J Lee
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
im sorry if you are offended by not being included in the MVP list. please keep in mind that the list was carefully picked by me and zaldy. we both examined each of the 6 MVPs and have found that each one has an extremely rare swagger. if you have any questions and/or complaints, or would like to be added to the list, please message me on my myspace. or you can simply call my cell phone and talk it over with my dick. thank you.
CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check Zaldy's Blog for the portaits of the MVPs
Saturday, May 9, 2009
SO FAR, SO GOOD
woke up around 9
cooked breakfast for everyone. some good ass scrambled eggs and spam
washed the dishes
cleaned/fixed our monster beer bong
went to the cemetery to visit my mommas momma for mothers day
now im back home. just in time to watch basketball playoff games on espn
cooked breakfast for everyone. some good ass scrambled eggs and spam
washed the dishes
cleaned/fixed our monster beer bong
went to the cemetery to visit my mommas momma for mothers day
now im back home. just in time to watch basketball playoff games on espn
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
HANG WITH LEO
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