Friday, April 24, 2009

LIL UPDEEZY

. be gettin a cat soon. ima try to make that foo a mean ass cat. ill make sure he has some mean ass CATTITUDE. youre goonna have to work for his respect
. i dont know what to name him yet, but Tom Hanks was a name me and my cousin threw out and im kinda feelin it
. i won 1st place in our fantasy basketball league! THATS RIGHT!!!! GIMME MY MONEY NIGGAS! i believe the amount yall owe me is 20 bones each, a total of 100 bizzucks!
. 1st place - ME. 2nd place - BJ. 3rd place - Mike. 4th - Charles. 5th - Matt. 6th - my bro
. ive been reading alot.
. i read up on the parts i didnt quite finish on the book the disappearance of the universe . good shit. and ive been reading some greek mythology and this one book called, something in this book is true. its a bunch of shit that really makes you think. lots of trippy scary shit like polar shifts, the Hopi indians, the grand alignment, spirit channeling and other prophecies. this shit is pretty crazy and deep. i cant even give you a quick summary of it... theres too much crazy facts and ideas and shit that i cant put into afew sentences or paragraphs. i dunno. but id say dont read it unless youre 100% interested and want to know more of it. some of the info they give are pretty disturbing to say the least. the author says its pretty bad if you only know partial info of the subject, shitll fuck you up man...
. went to petsmart, chinchillas are the chillest fuckin animals

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

SURE VEY

Do you think your ex still likes you?
nah nah nah... shits played out

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
cant wait till i get my own pad. dont know how ima pay for anything, but fuck that shit would be the party zone. or chill zone. or danger zone. whatever.

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
fuck no... i played each grade like a flute! handled the system like zack morris

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
nah, well i like scary movies but i still jump outta my seat. haha i was doing that quite a lot during jason, friday the 13th

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
difficult? more of childish... fuckin chucky cheese status. whatever that means

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
fuck work. i get 20 bucks a week for sleeping all day and watching cartoons and being a full time student. talkin bout easy money

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?

who the fuck calls that shit pot!? get that weak shit outta here!fuck that noise...

Have you ever punched a tree?
knocked that shit in half with a half assed judo chop

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
save that shit. probably for Hard this summer

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
yes i do...

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
nah nah nah

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
if youre gay thats coo, i got friends that are gay... in jail...

How many kids do you want?
2 or 3. but i am no where even close to having kids. fuck that noise

What do you hate more than anything?
i hate hating because hating is hateful. haha

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
depends on if i having something to finish. if not then i knock out for however long i want. LIKE A BOSS!

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Carson Daily? man... FUCK CARSON DAILY

Is it hard for you to get over someone?

so far only 1 person. but thats water under the bridge nigga

Who is your best friend?

jesus christo! gotta give it up to G

Does someone like you right now?
yeah?

What is your favorite song?

not too sure. but mini viva - left my heart in tokyo is bumpin'

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
yeah, becasue those niggas are whack. plain and simple

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
nah nah nah. it was my mommas bday yesterday so id hope shes happy me and errthang

When's the next time you'll see your best friend?

in a bit

Who was the last person to call you babe?

sara?

Are you hiding something important from anyone?

i sell 100% of my cocaine to my nose

Have you ever had a pet fish?
yep, plenty. but my bro killed the last one i had by stabbing it with tooth pick because it killed his fish. good times...

Are any of your friends pregnant?
uhhhh nah, not that i know of

Do you think you'll make a good parent.

nah nah nah... not right now. im too clumsy and childish

Are you taller than 5'5"?
im about 5'5, so nah

What were you doing at 9 this morning?

up eating breakfast

Can you do the Soulja Boy dance?
get that weak shit outta here...

What are you doing on Saturday?

playing tennis on the moon. and going to bj and matts basketball game

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?

yes i have

Who's the last person that saw you naked?

charmane star, always a goodie

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

my mom would go bazzurk and kick me outta the house. almost happened to my brother... dont want none of that. good times

Can you admit when you're wrong?

fuck no. ill keep talking till i convince you that im right

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
plentay

Do you hate smokers?
nope

Have you ever switched schools?

yep. south hills - westhoff

Do you like to argue?
nah nah nah, but i will win

Do you like being single?

it has its perks

Did you have a good day today?
so far so good

Is anything going on between you and the last person who text you?
yea hes my brother, and i love him dearly. but if he dares to cross my lines i have no problem knocking his two front teeth out and making him eat through a tube for the rest of his life. good shit

Do, you want children?

yeah sure, but only as a house pet

Is there something you're happy about at the moment?
its wednesday, got only one class, my brother is comin down, might go eat out after school for my moms bday, last day for fantasy basketball, its me vs bj for championship.

Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name:
Beautifull, with two L's. because im full of beauty

Did you sleep alone last night?
naw, boogey man slept underneath my bed last night

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
counting sheep

How many piercings do you have?

only got, be rockin' that prince albert, ya dig!?

How many tattoos do you have?
1, a lower back tattoo

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
sure is

What are you listening to right now?

Jefferson Airplane - white rabbit

Do you like movie nights?
not as much as i like boogie nights

If alcohol were banned, what would be your reaction?
id kill myself. but not because of alcohol being banned. just because im EMO

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
fuck... this week is played out...

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

sure have

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times... you cant fool me three times


Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
i got an F in pe in 6th grade. shit was tight

Do you wish someone would call or text you?

not really

Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
yeap

Are you still best friends with the same person as the beginning of the year?
sure is!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

USE YOUR INSTINCTS

How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."