my 2010 Winter Mix was played at Yojie Shabu Shabu Japanese Fondue Restaurant, and according to my homie Charles Vu, the customers were really digging it! so im extremely happy that my mix is well liked. all the time and effort paid off. and, my mix has been downloaded 54 times! the most downloads ive ever received!
my Back to School (Fall 09) Mix has received the second most highest with 49 downloads.
click links to forward to websites
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
2010 WINTER MIX
Tiger Uppercut - 2010 Winter Mix
(click link to listen & download)
*FATHERS DAY GREETING CARD*
i was bored... so i decided to create this. print it and give it to your dad
(click link to listen & download)
*FATHERS DAY GREETING CARD*
i was bored... so i decided to create this. print it and give it to your dad
Monday, January 25, 2010
ITS BEEN TOO LONG
its been a while since i last blogged. but here goes nothin.
i quit smoking cigarettes and i havent been drinking all too much either. ive been trying to get back in shape. which means less fatty foods, less beer and smoking and more of eating healthy and staying active. talkin bout eating nothing but cold cut sandwiches, string cheese and fruits. drinking nothing but water and tea. and some soda every now and then. ive been doing 200 push ups a day, countless forearm work outs and as many curls and pull ups i can do through out the day. how bout ab work outs? not really my cup of tea... so i say fuck em! that shit is a bitch!
been playing Army of Two The 40th Day with my bro on our xbox720. shit is intense! its pretty cool too. im not sure what the story is about. haha. but its a great 2 player game. its all about flanking and strategy. what i like most about the game is you can customize your weapons. the game is like Time Crisis. i highly recommend this game. is it better than COD? fuck, i wouldnt know. ive only played that shit once and got my ass whomped on.
Charles asked if i can burn him a cd with my mixes on it so that he can play it at Yojie Shabu Shabu Japanese Fondue Restaurant. ive been working on a new mix lately. 2 of them actually. so i figured id try to add them into the cd. he also told me that Steve Aoki is going to be at the restaurant... i have to do this mix to the best of my ability. WORD UP!
ill post the mix on here as well as on facebook. ill keep you updated
Yojie Shabu Shabu Japanese Fondue Restaurant info
Location:
501 W. Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA, 90015
Phone:
213-988-8808
Mon - Thurs:
11:30 am - 10:00 pm
Fri - Sun:
11:30 am - 12:00 am
Website:
www.yojie.com
www.yojieshabushabu.com
www.yojierestaurant.blogspot.com
Attire:
Casual
Payment Options:
Accepts all major credit cards
Culinary Team:
Yojie B. Leelin,
Mark Jardinazo
General Manager:
Mendrick Leelin
Parking:
Street
Parking Lot
Price Range:
$$ (10-30)
Services:
Takes Reservations
Walk-Ins Welcome
Good For Groups
Good For Kids
Waiter Service
Specialties:
Lunch
Dinner
Coffee
Drinks
i quit smoking cigarettes and i havent been drinking all too much either. ive been trying to get back in shape. which means less fatty foods, less beer and smoking and more of eating healthy and staying active. talkin bout eating nothing but cold cut sandwiches, string cheese and fruits. drinking nothing but water and tea. and some soda every now and then. ive been doing 200 push ups a day, countless forearm work outs and as many curls and pull ups i can do through out the day. how bout ab work outs? not really my cup of tea... so i say fuck em! that shit is a bitch!
been playing Army of Two The 40th Day with my bro on our xbox720. shit is intense! its pretty cool too. im not sure what the story is about. haha. but its a great 2 player game. its all about flanking and strategy. what i like most about the game is you can customize your weapons. the game is like Time Crisis. i highly recommend this game. is it better than COD? fuck, i wouldnt know. ive only played that shit once and got my ass whomped on.
Charles asked if i can burn him a cd with my mixes on it so that he can play it at Yojie Shabu Shabu Japanese Fondue Restaurant. ive been working on a new mix lately. 2 of them actually. so i figured id try to add them into the cd. he also told me that Steve Aoki is going to be at the restaurant... i have to do this mix to the best of my ability. WORD UP!
ill post the mix on here as well as on facebook. ill keep you updated
Yojie Shabu Shabu Japanese Fondue Restaurant info
Location:
501 W. Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA, 90015
Phone:
213-988-8808
Mon - Thurs:
11:30 am - 10:00 pm
Fri - Sun:
11:30 am - 12:00 am
Website:
www.yojie.com
www.yojieshabushabu.com
www.yojierestaurant.blogspot.com
Attire:
Casual
Payment Options:
Accepts all major credit cards
Culinary Team:
Yojie B. Leelin,
Mark Jardinazo
General Manager:
Mendrick Leelin
Parking:
Street
Parking Lot
Price Range:
$$ (10-30)
Services:
Takes Reservations
Walk-Ins Welcome
Good For Groups
Good For Kids
Waiter Service
Specialties:
Lunch
Dinner
Coffee
Drinks
Thursday, September 17, 2009
TRUE STORY
one night i felt like i needed a new screen name. something funny, different and less boring than my current screen name, BrianJustiniano. yeah its fine, its just my name. but i've had it for quite sometime and i felt like it needed to go. so i started brain storming. i gathered a couple sn's that i wouldn't mind having. and out of all the sn's i thought of, the one that stood out the most was Spread Eagle 69. i don't know why. it's pretty gross. probably a screen name you would most likely see a pedophile use on To Catch a Predator. well, so i went through the whole process of creating a new screen name but it turned out that Spread Eagle 69 was already taken... some other person thought of that screen name and beat me to the punch... AMAZING! so i tried other variations of the name. and all those variations were also taken...
i was in awe... somewhat jealous and mad at the same time. ever since then i've been meaning to message those screen names and ask how they thought of such a genius sn.
fuckers... stole my screen name...
i was in awe... somewhat jealous and mad at the same time. ever since then i've been meaning to message those screen names and ask how they thought of such a genius sn.
fuckers... stole my screen name...
Thursday, September 3, 2009
TOP 5
Top 5 things about having no morning classes
1. I get to sleep as late as i please
2. I wake up around 1pm
3. I officially start my day at 2pm
4. I get to catch the replays of King of the Hill, Cops and Cheaters at night
5. My class schedule is perfect. besides Wednesdays when im at school from 3:50 - 10pm
Top 5 bad things about having afternoon/night classes
1. I sleep late most of the time and i miss breakfast. so when i go to school my energy level is at a 3.5
2. I miss the early showings of Saved by the Bell and Fresh Prince on TBS
3. I go to school when its the hottest time of the day
4. Most of my homies are out by the time i go to school
5. I have a couple of moms in my class. they bring their kids to school and sometimes they bother me
Top 5 things you like finding in random places
1. Chips and old food under couch cushions
2. Money in my pockets
3. Money in my parents' wallets
4. Hair in my food
5. Mold on my food
Top 5 things about having a cat
1. My cat is weird. so if youre bored he can always entertain you
2. Hes curious. always wandering around. his imagination must be crazy
3. He attacks people (me included)at random times. hell keep your ass in check. i have 12 cat scratches. pretty bad ones
4. He doesnt know his name, so you can call him whatever you like. so far weve named him Linus, Tom Hanks, Frankenstein, Fred and Bobo
5. He takes care of himself. i dont do too much but overfeed him
Top 5 plans for this year
1. Start drawing a lot more
2. Do a couple of paintings
3. Get a fake ID. preferably a 45 yr old one
4. Buy a new drum set
5. Buy a few more skateboards or banana seat bikes
Top 5 tv shows you watch on a daily basis
1. King of the Hill
2. Cheaters
3. Cops
4. Family Guy
5. Everything on HGTV
Top 5 worst things about living in California
1. Extremely hot weather during summer/fall
2. Fire state
3. Earthquake central. im still waiting for that 9.0 earthquake. ill make sure to be high when that happens
4. Smog
5. Ed Hardy 24/7. sort of. not really
Top 5 events you wished you attended
1. Woodstock
2. X games. this was the last year for it to be in Cali
3. Maloof Money Cup. 08 and 09.
4. A Flo-rida or Pitbull concert
5. Rock the Bells with Wu Tang and Rage Against the Machine
Top 5 websites
1. Facebook
2. Crailtap
3. Le Cool Cats
4. Discodust
5. Egotastic
Top 5 foods
1. Big Mac
2. Orange chicken
3. Crazy roll
4. Stuffed crust pizza
5. Jalapeno poppers
Top 5 songs to chill to
1. Any Pink Floyd, preferably the Echoes album
2. Anything from Easy Star All Stars - Dub Side of the Moon album
3. Daft Punk - Something About Us
4. Maxwell - Ascension
5. Radiohead - Exit Music (for a film)
Top 5 inspirations for your artwork
1. Cats
2. Looney Tunes
3. Superjail
4. My imagination
5. The Busy world of Richard Scary
1. I get to sleep as late as i please
2. I wake up around 1pm
3. I officially start my day at 2pm
4. I get to catch the replays of King of the Hill, Cops and Cheaters at night
5. My class schedule is perfect. besides Wednesdays when im at school from 3:50 - 10pm
Top 5 bad things about having afternoon/night classes
1. I sleep late most of the time and i miss breakfast. so when i go to school my energy level is at a 3.5
2. I miss the early showings of Saved by the Bell and Fresh Prince on TBS
3. I go to school when its the hottest time of the day
4. Most of my homies are out by the time i go to school
5. I have a couple of moms in my class. they bring their kids to school and sometimes they bother me
Top 5 things you like finding in random places
1. Chips and old food under couch cushions
2. Money in my pockets
3. Money in my parents' wallets
4. Hair in my food
5. Mold on my food
Top 5 things about having a cat
1. My cat is weird. so if youre bored he can always entertain you
2. Hes curious. always wandering around. his imagination must be crazy
3. He attacks people (me included)at random times. hell keep your ass in check. i have 12 cat scratches. pretty bad ones
4. He doesnt know his name, so you can call him whatever you like. so far weve named him Linus, Tom Hanks, Frankenstein, Fred and Bobo
5. He takes care of himself. i dont do too much but overfeed him
Top 5 plans for this year
1. Start drawing a lot more
2. Do a couple of paintings
3. Get a fake ID. preferably a 45 yr old one
4. Buy a new drum set
5. Buy a few more skateboards or banana seat bikes
Top 5 tv shows you watch on a daily basis
1. King of the Hill
2. Cheaters
3. Cops
4. Family Guy
5. Everything on HGTV
Top 5 worst things about living in California
1. Extremely hot weather during summer/fall
2. Fire state
3. Earthquake central. im still waiting for that 9.0 earthquake. ill make sure to be high when that happens
4. Smog
5. Ed Hardy 24/7. sort of. not really
Top 5 events you wished you attended
1. Woodstock
2. X games. this was the last year for it to be in Cali
3. Maloof Money Cup. 08 and 09.
4. A Flo-rida or Pitbull concert
5. Rock the Bells with Wu Tang and Rage Against the Machine
Top 5 websites
1. Facebook
2. Crailtap
3. Le Cool Cats
4. Discodust
5. Egotastic
Top 5 foods
1. Big Mac
2. Orange chicken
3. Crazy roll
4. Stuffed crust pizza
5. Jalapeno poppers
Top 5 songs to chill to
1. Any Pink Floyd, preferably the Echoes album
2. Anything from Easy Star All Stars - Dub Side of the Moon album
3. Daft Punk - Something About Us
4. Maxwell - Ascension
5. Radiohead - Exit Music (for a film)
Top 5 inspirations for your artwork
1. Cats
2. Looney Tunes
3. Superjail
4. My imagination
5. The Busy world of Richard Scary
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
A LIST OF CELEBS THAT ARE STILL ALIVE
now that Dj AM is gone, heres a list of celebs that havent passed away
Adam Sandler
Alicia Silverstone
Alyson Hannigan
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Bynes
Amanda Peet
Amy Adams
Amy Jo Johnson
Amy Lee
Amy Poehler
Amy Smart
Angela Lindvall
Angelina Jolie
Angie Harmon
Anna Faris
Anna Kournikova
Anna Paquin
Ashanti
Ashley Judd
Arielle Kebbel
Ashlee Simpson
Ashley Judd (Yes they listed it twice)
Ashley Scott
Ashley Tisdale
Autumn Reeser
Avril Lavigne
Ben Affleck
Brad Pitt
Brea Grant
Bridget Fonda
Bridgette Wilson
Britney Spears
Brittany Murphy
Brittany Snow
Brooke Burns
Brooke Shields
Cameron Diaz
Caprice Bourret
Carmen Electra
Cassie Ventura
Catherine Zeta Jones
Chandra Wilson
Charisma Carpenter
Charlize Theron
Christina Aguilera
Christina Applegate
Christina Ricci
Claire Forlani
Claudia Schiffer
Colleen Haskell
Constance Marie
Courteney Cox
Dakota Fanning
Deanna Russo
Demi Moore
Denise Richards
Diane Lane
Diora Baird
Drea De Matteo
Drew Barrymore
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Elizabeth Hebbard
Elizabeth Shue
Ellen Pompeo
Elsa Benitez
Emily Procter
Emma Watson
Emmy Rossum
Eric Dane
Erica Durance
Estella Warren
Eva Longoria
Eva Mendes
Evangeline Lilly
Faith Hill
Felicity Huffman
Fergie
Gabrielle Union
Gena Lee Nolin
Gillian Anderson
Goldie Hawn
Grace Rivera
Gwyneth Paltrow
Halle Berry
Hayden Panettiere
Heather Graham
Heather Locklear
Heidi Klum
Helen Hunt
Hilary Duff
Hilary Swank
Isiah Washington
Jaime Pressly
James Pickens Jr
Jenna Fischer
Jennie Finch
Jennie garth
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Morrison
Jenny McCarthy
Jeri Ryan
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
Jordana Brewster
Josie Maran
Jude Law
Jules Asner
Julia Roberts
Julia stiles
Justin Chambers
Kate Beckinsale
Kate Hudson
Kate Walsh
Kate Winslet
Katee Sackhoff
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Kelly Carlson
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Preston
Kelly Ripa
Keri Russell
Kiley Dean
Kim Basinger
Kirsten Dunst
Knowshon Moreno
Krista Allen
Kristanna Loken
Kristen Bell
Kristin Kreuk
Kurt Russell
Lacey Chabert
Laetitia Casta
Laura Linney
Lea Thompson
Leah Remini
Leelee Sobieski
Leila Arcieri
Lil Wayne
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Liu
Lupe Fiasco
Madonna
Majandra Delfino
Mandy Moore
Marcy Rylan
Marg Helgenberger
Mariah Carey
Marisa Miller
Masi Oka
Masiela Lusha
Matthew Stafford
Meg ryan
Megan Fox
Melissa Hart
Mena Suvari
Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Ryan
Mike Myers
Missy Peregrym
Molly Sims
Monica Keena
Nadine Velazquez
Natalie Portman
Neve Campbell
Nicolas cage
Nicole
Eggert
Nicole Kidman
Nicollette Sheridan
Nikki Cox
Pamela Anderson
Paris Hilton
Patricia Arquette
Patricia Heaton
Patrick Dempsey
Penelope Cruz
Perez Hilton
Phoebe Cates
Piper Perabo
Rachael Leigh Cook
Rachel bilson
raquel Alessi
Rashida Jones
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Rebecca Saint James
Reese Witherspoon
Renee Zellweger
Robin Williams
Roselyn Sanchez
russell Crowe
Ryan Reynolds
Salma Hayek
Sandra Bullock
Sandra Oh
Sara Paxton
Sara Ramirez
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Silverman
Scarlett Johansson
Seth Green
Seth Macfarlane
Shakira
Shannon Elizabeth
Sharon Stone
Simon Cowell
Sigourney Weaver
Steve Martin
T-Pain
Tara Reid
Tea Leoni
Teri Hatcher
Thora Birch
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Tim Allen
Tina Fey
Tobey Maguire
Tom Cruise
Tommy Lee Jones
Tori Spelling
Tricia Helfer
Uma Thurman
Valerie Bertinelli
Vanessa Angel
Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Vanessa Ferlito
Vanessa Paradis
Vanessa Williams
Victoria Beckham
Vin Diesel
Virginia Madsen
Will Smith
William Shatner
Yasmine Bleeth
Zachary Quinto
Zoe Bell
Zooey Deschanel
Adam Sandler
Alicia Silverstone
Alyson Hannigan
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Bynes
Amanda Peet
Amy Adams
Amy Jo Johnson
Amy Lee
Amy Poehler
Amy Smart
Angela Lindvall
Angelina Jolie
Angie Harmon
Anna Faris
Anna Kournikova
Anna Paquin
Ashanti
Ashley Judd
Arielle Kebbel
Ashlee Simpson
Ashley Judd (Yes they listed it twice)
Ashley Scott
Ashley Tisdale
Autumn Reeser
Avril Lavigne
Ben Affleck
Brad Pitt
Brea Grant
Bridget Fonda
Bridgette Wilson
Britney Spears
Brittany Murphy
Brittany Snow
Brooke Burns
Brooke Shields
Cameron Diaz
Caprice Bourret
Carmen Electra
Cassie Ventura
Catherine Zeta Jones
Chandra Wilson
Charisma Carpenter
Charlize Theron
Christina Aguilera
Christina Applegate
Christina Ricci
Claire Forlani
Claudia Schiffer
Colleen Haskell
Constance Marie
Courteney Cox
Dakota Fanning
Deanna Russo
Demi Moore
Denise Richards
Diane Lane
Diora Baird
Drea De Matteo
Drew Barrymore
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Elizabeth Hebbard
Elizabeth Shue
Ellen Pompeo
Elsa Benitez
Emily Procter
Emma Watson
Emmy Rossum
Eric Dane
Erica Durance
Estella Warren
Eva Longoria
Eva Mendes
Evangeline Lilly
Faith Hill
Felicity Huffman
Fergie
Gabrielle Union
Gena Lee Nolin
Gillian Anderson
Goldie Hawn
Grace Rivera
Gwyneth Paltrow
Halle Berry
Hayden Panettiere
Heather Graham
Heather Locklear
Heidi Klum
Helen Hunt
Hilary Duff
Hilary Swank
Isiah Washington
Jaime Pressly
James Pickens Jr
Jenna Fischer
Jennie Finch
Jennie garth
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Morrison
Jenny McCarthy
Jeri Ryan
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
Jordana Brewster
Josie Maran
Jude Law
Jules Asner
Julia Roberts
Julia stiles
Justin Chambers
Kate Beckinsale
Kate Hudson
Kate Walsh
Kate Winslet
Katee Sackhoff
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Kelly Carlson
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Preston
Kelly Ripa
Keri Russell
Kiley Dean
Kim Basinger
Kirsten Dunst
Knowshon Moreno
Krista Allen
Kristanna Loken
Kristen Bell
Kristin Kreuk
Kurt Russell
Lacey Chabert
Laetitia Casta
Laura Linney
Lea Thompson
Leah Remini
Leelee Sobieski
Leila Arcieri
Lil Wayne
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Liu
Lupe Fiasco
Madonna
Majandra Delfino
Mandy Moore
Marcy Rylan
Marg Helgenberger
Mariah Carey
Marisa Miller
Masi Oka
Masiela Lusha
Matthew Stafford
Meg ryan
Megan Fox
Melissa Hart
Mena Suvari
Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Ryan
Mike Myers
Missy Peregrym
Molly Sims
Monica Keena
Nadine Velazquez
Natalie Portman
Neve Campbell
Nicolas cage
Nicole
Eggert
Nicole Kidman
Nicollette Sheridan
Nikki Cox
Pamela Anderson
Paris Hilton
Patricia Arquette
Patricia Heaton
Patrick Dempsey
Penelope Cruz
Perez Hilton
Phoebe Cates
Piper Perabo
Rachael Leigh Cook
Rachel bilson
raquel Alessi
Rashida Jones
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Rebecca Saint James
Reese Witherspoon
Renee Zellweger
Robin Williams
Roselyn Sanchez
russell Crowe
Ryan Reynolds
Salma Hayek
Sandra Bullock
Sandra Oh
Sara Paxton
Sara Ramirez
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Silverman
Scarlett Johansson
Seth Green
Seth Macfarlane
Shakira
Shannon Elizabeth
Sharon Stone
Simon Cowell
Sigourney Weaver
Steve Martin
T-Pain
Tara Reid
Tea Leoni
Teri Hatcher
Thora Birch
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Tim Allen
Tina Fey
Tobey Maguire
Tom Cruise
Tommy Lee Jones
Tori Spelling
Tricia Helfer
Uma Thurman
Valerie Bertinelli
Vanessa Angel
Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Vanessa Ferlito
Vanessa Paradis
Vanessa Williams
Victoria Beckham
Vin Diesel
Virginia Madsen
Will Smith
William Shatner
Yasmine Bleeth
Zachary Quinto
Zoe Bell
Zooey Deschanel
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
HUMAN SEXUALITY. M & W. 3:50 - 5:15
SHIIIIT IS TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i had some trouble finding the class... i went through every floor trying to find it but i got there 10 minutes before it started. its a fairly large class of 40 with a few people that didnt show up. its a really chill class and my teacher Dr. Sylbar is hilarious! like Nick Cannon. homie is pretty old, probably in his early 70s and talks a lot, A LOT, about boners, vaginas, cumming, titties both big and small, penis' both big and small, swallowing semen, peeing and shitting during sexual intercourse, etc. but then again, it is human sexuality so one would have to expect to hear and see such things.
shit was hilarious tho. he shared stories of how he once witnessed a teacher cover his head with a condom in front of his class. he was crackin' up along with the class cause he said the teacher had a penis shaped head. but yeah, he was coo and funny. he had a few penis and vagina diagrams and drawings scattered on the board and overhead projector.
so that was it for today. one hilarious and chill class. a pretty easy Monday.
oh yeah... the textbook i need for that class is brand new and costs 90 bucks...
shit was hilarious tho. he shared stories of how he once witnessed a teacher cover his head with a condom in front of his class. he was crackin' up along with the class cause he said the teacher had a penis shaped head. but yeah, he was coo and funny. he had a few penis and vagina diagrams and drawings scattered on the board and overhead projector.
so that was it for today. one hilarious and chill class. a pretty easy Monday.
oh yeah... the textbook i need for that class is brand new and costs 90 bucks...
BACK TO SCHOOL
todays the first day of the Fall 09 semester and i only have one class at Sac, Human Sexuality from 3:50 - 5:15. that should be pretty fun, i heard its super chill and the class supposedly watches a lot of movies. im kinda unprepared tho. i dont have any of my books or know exactly where my classes are, but im pretty familiar with the campus so i should be fine. soooo, im pretty excited. im looking forward to gettin my shit straight and i hope my new clothes from Kmart and the Ryan Sheckler line from JcPenny catch some peoples attention. in a good way.
ARE YOU ROCK STARING AT ME?
ARE YOU ROCK STARING AT ME?
Sunday, August 23, 2009
SUMMER/FALL MIX IS COMPLETE!
DOWNLOAD IT. PASS IT AROUND. ENJOY
click the link bitch
Tiger Uppercut - Back to School Mix
other mixes will be posted up sometime later
click the link bitch
Tiger Uppercut - Back to School Mix
other mixes will be posted up sometime later
Monday, July 27, 2009
APOLOGY FORM
sorry, i didnt create this one. although i kinda wish i did. its pretty creative. but i did create the Punch Card. i guess the two can somewhat go together. enjoy.
GET YOUR PUNCH CARDS HERE!
Apology Form
print it, fill it out, send it
(click the pic to enlarge)
GET YOUR PUNCH CARDS HERE!
Apology Form
print it, fill it out, send it
(click the pic to enlarge)
Sunday, July 12, 2009
FADED IDEAS
1. what if a cable company had a 3D channel.
2. what if there was an animal fighting channel. where you can watch a bear vs a bear in a cage. or lion vs lion. and on fridays theyd have a lion vs a tiger. something like that. imagine that in HD... two bears fucking each other up.
3. imagine watching the animal cage fights on the 3D channel in HD. shit would be insane...
2. what if there was an animal fighting channel. where you can watch a bear vs a bear in a cage. or lion vs lion. and on fridays theyd have a lion vs a tiger. something like that. imagine that in HD... two bears fucking each other up.
3. imagine watching the animal cage fights on the 3D channel in HD. shit would be insane...
Friday, July 10, 2009
A LIST OF CELEBS THAT DIDN'T DIE IN LAST FEW WEEKS
Adam Sandler
Alicia Silverstone
Alyson Hannigan
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Bynes
Amanda Peet
Amy Adams
Amy Jo Johnson
Amy Lee
Amy Poehler
Amy Smart
Angela Lindvall
Angelina Jolie
Angie Harmon
Anna Faris
Anna Kournikova
Anna Paquin
Ashanti
Ashley Judd
Arielle Kebbel
Ashlee Simpson
Ashley Judd (Yes they listed it twice)
Ashley Scott
Ashley Tisdale
Autumn Reeser
Avril Lavigne
Ben Affleck
Brad Pitt
Brea Grant
Bridget Fonda
Bridgette Wilson
Britney Spears
Brittany Murphy
Brittany Snow
Brooke Burns
Brooke Shields
Cameron Diaz
Caprice Bourret
Carmen Electra
Cassie Ventura
Catherine Zeta Jones
Chandra Wilson
Charisma Carpenter
Charlize Theron
Christina Aguilera
Christina Applegate
Christina Ricci
Claire Forlani
Claudia Schiffer
Colleen Haskell
Constance Marie
Courteney Cox
Dakota Fanning
Deanna Russo
Demi Moore
Denise Richards
Diane Lane
Diora Baird
Drea De Matteo
Drew Barrymore
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Elizabeth Hebbard
Elizabeth Shue
Ellen Pompeo
Elsa Benitez
Emily Procter
Emma Watson
Emmy Rossum
Eric Dane
Erica Durance
Estella Warren
Eva Longoria
Eva Mendes
Evangeline Lilly
Faith Hill
Felicity Huffman
Fergie
Gabrielle Union
Gena Lee Nolin
Gillian Anderson
Goldie Hawn
Grace Rivera
Gwyneth Paltrow
Halle Berry
Hayden Panettiere
Heather Graham
Heather Locklear
Heidi Klum
Helen Hunt
Hilary Duff
Hilary Swank
Isiah Washington
Jaime Pressly
James Pickens Jr
Jenna Fischer
Jennie Finch
Jennie garth
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Morrison
Jenny McCarthy
Jeri Ryan
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
Jordana Brewster
Josie Maran
Jude Law
Jules Asner
Julia Roberts
Julia stiles
Justin Chambers
Kate Beckinsale
Kate Hudson
Kate Walsh
Kate Winslet
Katee Sackhoff
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Kelly Carlson
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Preston
Kelly Ripa
Keri Russell
Kiley Dean
Kim Basinger
Kirsten Dunst
Knowshon Moreno
Krista Allen
Kristanna Loken
Kristen Bell
Kristin Kreuk
Kurt Russell
Lacey Chabert
Laetitia Casta
Laura Linney
Lea Thompson
Leah Remini
Leelee Sobieski
Leila Arcieri
Lil Wayne
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Liu
Lupe Fiasco
Madonna
Majandra Delfino
Mandy Moore
Marcy Rylan
Marg Helgenberger
Mariah Carey
Marisa Miller
Masi Oka
Masiela Lusha
Matthew Stafford
Meg ryan
Megan Fox
Melissa Hart
Mena Suvari
Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Ryan
Mike Myers
Missy Peregrym
Molly Sims
Monica Keena
Nadine Velazquez
Natalie Portman
Neve Campbell
Nicolas cage
Nicole
Eggert
Nicole Kidman
Nicollette Sheridan
Nikki Cox
Pamela Anderson
Paris Hilton
Patricia Arquette
Patricia Heaton
Patrick Dempsey
Penelope Cruz
Perez Hilton
Phoebe Cates
Piper Perabo
Rachael Leigh Cook
Rachel bilson
raquel Alessi
Rashida Jones
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Rebecca Saint James
Reese Witherspoon
Renee Zellweger
Robin Williams
Roselyn Sanchez
russell Crowe
Ryan Reynolds
Salma Hayek
Sandra Bullock
Sandra Oh
Sara Paxton
Sara Ramirez
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Silverman
Scarlett Johansson
Seth Green
Seth Macfarlane
Shakira
Shannon Elizabeth
Sharon Stone
Simon Cowell
Sigourney Weaver
Steve Martin
T-Pain
Tara Reid
Tea Leoni
Teri Hatcher
Thora Birch
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Tim Allen
Tina Fey
Tobey Maguire
Tom Cruise
Tommy Lee Jones
Tori Spelling
Tricia Helfer
Uma Thurman
Valerie Bertinelli
Vanessa Angel
Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Vanessa Ferlito
Vanessa Paradis
Vanessa Williams
Victoria Beckham
Vin Diesel
Virginia Madsen
Will Smith
William Shatner
Yasmine Bleeth
Zachary Quinto
Zoe Bell
Zooey Deschanel
Alicia Silverstone
Alyson Hannigan
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Bynes
Amanda Peet
Amy Adams
Amy Jo Johnson
Amy Lee
Amy Poehler
Amy Smart
Angela Lindvall
Angelina Jolie
Angie Harmon
Anna Faris
Anna Kournikova
Anna Paquin
Ashanti
Ashley Judd
Arielle Kebbel
Ashlee Simpson
Ashley Judd (Yes they listed it twice)
Ashley Scott
Ashley Tisdale
Autumn Reeser
Avril Lavigne
Ben Affleck
Brad Pitt
Brea Grant
Bridget Fonda
Bridgette Wilson
Britney Spears
Brittany Murphy
Brittany Snow
Brooke Burns
Brooke Shields
Cameron Diaz
Caprice Bourret
Carmen Electra
Cassie Ventura
Catherine Zeta Jones
Chandra Wilson
Charisma Carpenter
Charlize Theron
Christina Aguilera
Christina Applegate
Christina Ricci
Claire Forlani
Claudia Schiffer
Colleen Haskell
Constance Marie
Courteney Cox
Dakota Fanning
Deanna Russo
Demi Moore
Denise Richards
Diane Lane
Diora Baird
Drea De Matteo
Drew Barrymore
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Elizabeth Hebbard
Elizabeth Shue
Ellen Pompeo
Elsa Benitez
Emily Procter
Emma Watson
Emmy Rossum
Eric Dane
Erica Durance
Estella Warren
Eva Longoria
Eva Mendes
Evangeline Lilly
Faith Hill
Felicity Huffman
Fergie
Gabrielle Union
Gena Lee Nolin
Gillian Anderson
Goldie Hawn
Grace Rivera
Gwyneth Paltrow
Halle Berry
Hayden Panettiere
Heather Graham
Heather Locklear
Heidi Klum
Helen Hunt
Hilary Duff
Hilary Swank
Isiah Washington
Jaime Pressly
James Pickens Jr
Jenna Fischer
Jennie Finch
Jennie garth
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Morrison
Jenny McCarthy
Jeri Ryan
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
Jordana Brewster
Josie Maran
Jude Law
Jules Asner
Julia Roberts
Julia stiles
Justin Chambers
Kate Beckinsale
Kate Hudson
Kate Walsh
Kate Winslet
Katee Sackhoff
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Kelly Carlson
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Preston
Kelly Ripa
Keri Russell
Kiley Dean
Kim Basinger
Kirsten Dunst
Knowshon Moreno
Krista Allen
Kristanna Loken
Kristen Bell
Kristin Kreuk
Kurt Russell
Lacey Chabert
Laetitia Casta
Laura Linney
Lea Thompson
Leah Remini
Leelee Sobieski
Leila Arcieri
Lil Wayne
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Liu
Lupe Fiasco
Madonna
Majandra Delfino
Mandy Moore
Marcy Rylan
Marg Helgenberger
Mariah Carey
Marisa Miller
Masi Oka
Masiela Lusha
Matthew Stafford
Meg ryan
Megan Fox
Melissa Hart
Mena Suvari
Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Ryan
Mike Myers
Missy Peregrym
Molly Sims
Monica Keena
Nadine Velazquez
Natalie Portman
Neve Campbell
Nicolas cage
Nicole
Eggert
Nicole Kidman
Nicollette Sheridan
Nikki Cox
Pamela Anderson
Paris Hilton
Patricia Arquette
Patricia Heaton
Patrick Dempsey
Penelope Cruz
Perez Hilton
Phoebe Cates
Piper Perabo
Rachael Leigh Cook
Rachel bilson
raquel Alessi
Rashida Jones
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Rebecca Saint James
Reese Witherspoon
Renee Zellweger
Robin Williams
Roselyn Sanchez
russell Crowe
Ryan Reynolds
Salma Hayek
Sandra Bullock
Sandra Oh
Sara Paxton
Sara Ramirez
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Silverman
Scarlett Johansson
Seth Green
Seth Macfarlane
Shakira
Shannon Elizabeth
Sharon Stone
Simon Cowell
Sigourney Weaver
Steve Martin
T-Pain
Tara Reid
Tea Leoni
Teri Hatcher
Thora Birch
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Tim Allen
Tina Fey
Tobey Maguire
Tom Cruise
Tommy Lee Jones
Tori Spelling
Tricia Helfer
Uma Thurman
Valerie Bertinelli
Vanessa Angel
Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Vanessa Ferlito
Vanessa Paradis
Vanessa Williams
Victoria Beckham
Vin Diesel
Virginia Madsen
Will Smith
William Shatner
Yasmine Bleeth
Zachary Quinto
Zoe Bell
Zooey Deschanel
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
DAMN YOU...
my grandma tends to overfill the napkin holder with napkins. so when i need one, more than 4 fall out... all i want is 1 damn napkin to wipe my mouth. now i have to take all the napkins out, align them and put them back. i know it may not seem like a big deal. but god... thats alot of work for one napkin. give me a break...
Monday, June 29, 2009
SURVEY OF THE DAY
1. are you and your brother(s) or sister(s) close:
were as close as can be. were like the Kardashians
2. can you grow a full beard:
i havent shaved for about a good 4 weeks. but my beard is abit sketchy on the sides. but i can grow a killer goatee
3. where is the best place to meet people of the opposite sex:
according to Will Ferrell aka Chazz, the place to hit up are funerals. its insane, the chicks are so horny its not even fair. its like fishing with dynamite
4. what did you eat for dinner last night:
half of a meatball foot long from subway
5. why do you think girls are attracted to you:
because i look exactly like Omarion
6. what name would you give your daughter:
Ashanti. it just rolls off the tongue
7. whats playing on the tv right now:
wowowee! and itll be on again at 6pm
8. what artist do you have on your "on the go" list of your ipod:
B2K
9. are there any new members in your family:
my orange and white striped cat. his name is Linus
10. what do you comes to mind when you hear the words "good times"
Senior year of high school and graduation. and the bus ride to gradnight
WEDDING CRASHERS
were as close as can be. were like the Kardashians
2. can you grow a full beard:
i havent shaved for about a good 4 weeks. but my beard is abit sketchy on the sides. but i can grow a killer goatee
3. where is the best place to meet people of the opposite sex:
according to Will Ferrell aka Chazz, the place to hit up are funerals. its insane, the chicks are so horny its not even fair. its like fishing with dynamite
4. what did you eat for dinner last night:
half of a meatball foot long from subway
5. why do you think girls are attracted to you:
because i look exactly like Omarion
6. what name would you give your daughter:
Ashanti. it just rolls off the tongue
7. whats playing on the tv right now:
wowowee! and itll be on again at 6pm
8. what artist do you have on your "on the go" list of your ipod:
B2K
9. are there any new members in your family:
my orange and white striped cat. his name is Linus
10. what do you comes to mind when you hear the words "good times"
Senior year of high school and graduation. and the bus ride to gradnight
WEDDING CRASHERS
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
SOME AWESOME FOR YOUR EARS
FRANKENSTEIN
(watch out for the drummers "OH face" and complete madness at 6:10 into the video)
HERMETO II
(this is how real men make music)
(watch out for the drummers "OH face" and complete madness at 6:10 into the video)
HERMETO II
(this is how real men make music)
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
PUNCH CARD
ever feel like punching someone cause theyre annoying? wanna keep them in check?
give them a punch card and mark it every time theyre being a bitch. if youre the 10th person to mark their card, you can sock them as hard as you like!
1. you and all you friends must have a punch card. so click the pic and print it out and keep it with you at all times.
2. if someone doesnt have one, give them one and mark it for not having one. or, mark it twice for not having one, and for being a bitch.
3. mark it everytime they are grinding your gears
4. once their card is marked all 10 times, you can sock the fuck out of them. only once. just enough to keep them in check.
5. i thought of the idea and created the card. so you know its legit
6. DONT GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN'
7. remember, if you decide to mark someones card all 10 times at once, they can be a dick back and do the same to your card.
EXAMPLE:
say your grandma is fuckin up and its gettin on yo nerves. give her a punch card and mark it up! feel like being a dick? go right ahead! feel free to give her 10 straight marks. if youre the tenth person to mark her card, you win the grand prize of being the one to give her a nice hard punch to the arm! dont feel bad... its her fault for slippin! in a sense, youre givin credit where credit is due. once all 10 gloves are marked, feel free to print out another card and start all over.
OFFICIAL PUNCH CARD * Brian approved
(click the pic to enlarge. print it and give some to your friends. keep each other in check!)
give them a punch card and mark it every time theyre being a bitch. if youre the 10th person to mark their card, you can sock them as hard as you like!
1. you and all you friends must have a punch card. so click the pic and print it out and keep it with you at all times.
2. if someone doesnt have one, give them one and mark it for not having one. or, mark it twice for not having one, and for being a bitch.
3. mark it everytime they are grinding your gears
4. once their card is marked all 10 times, you can sock the fuck out of them. only once. just enough to keep them in check.
5. i thought of the idea and created the card. so you know its legit
6. DONT GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN'
7. remember, if you decide to mark someones card all 10 times at once, they can be a dick back and do the same to your card.
EXAMPLE:
say your grandma is fuckin up and its gettin on yo nerves. give her a punch card and mark it up! feel like being a dick? go right ahead! feel free to give her 10 straight marks. if youre the tenth person to mark her card, you win the grand prize of being the one to give her a nice hard punch to the arm! dont feel bad... its her fault for slippin! in a sense, youre givin credit where credit is due. once all 10 gloves are marked, feel free to print out another card and start all over.
OFFICIAL PUNCH CARD * Brian approved
(click the pic to enlarge. print it and give some to your friends. keep each other in check!)
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