Zaldy mentioned something to me the other day and its only right for anyone and everyone to agree. enough yadda yadda...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ME AND ZALDY GIVE YOU THE NEWEST WALNUT HIGH SCHOOL MVP! ANTHONY TILAR!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!
1. James Grover
2. Joseph Guest
3. Michael Bereiter
4. Matt Lugo
5. Jason Lee
6. Brent English
7. Anthony Tilar
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
GOODIE GOODIE
one thing kids like is to be tricked. for instance, i was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland. but instead i drove him to an old burnt down warehouse. "oh no!" i said, "Disneyland burned down...". he cried and cried but deep down i think he thought it was a pretty good joke.
Tikki Tikki Tembo
Tikki Tikki Tembo
Sunday, May 17, 2009
DEAR CARL
instead of having a regular arm, Carl had been born with a pigeon's wing. the odd thing was, through all of his life, no one has ever laughed at his wing - not even the mean kids at school. then one day he realized why: he looked in the mirror and saw that HE WAS A PIGEON!!!!
UPDATE
. i was in the shower just a few hours ago when the 4.7 or so earthquake happened. ive been reading a lot of books lately on future events that will change the world. the universe even! and that made me think, ohhhh shittt... this better not be THE BIG ONE... i quickly got out of the shower and put on my shorts without drying myself because i forgot my towel in my bedroom.
the epicenter of the earthquake was located around the Inglewood area. even tho it lasted no more than 30 seconds or so, i never went back upstairs to dry myself. i just sat and watched tv. just chillin while my boxers and basketball shorts soak up all the water. great job!
. the weather is getting hotter... which meanssss, my thighs, armpits and nuts are soaking wet 24/7
. last night i ate out at Guppys with bj, mike, my bro and sara. we all smoked after our meal and watched angels and demons faded. TOM HANKS BLEW MY MIND!!! great job!
. LAKERS WON!!! FUCK YEAH!
. LAKERS vs NUGGETS. its gonna be an interesting series
. BOSTON LOST! SUUUUCK MY DIIIICK BITCHES!!!
. my cat is wrecking shit up right now. i still need a name for the foo. i was thinking Tom Hanks or Linus. my dad calls him Fred. my mom is afraid of him
. i feed my cat about 5 times a day. hes only 7 weeks old. im not sure if thats too much food for him. well... FUCK IT. ima make this pussy big and strong
UPDATE
. i was in the shower just a few hours ago when the 4.7 or so earthquake happened. ive been reading a lot of books lately on future events that will change the world. the universe even! and that made me think, ohhhh shittt... this better not be THE BIG ONE... i quickly got out of the shower and put on my shorts without drying myself because i forgot my towel in my bedroom.
the epicenter of the earthquake was located around the Inglewood area. even tho it lasted no more than 30 seconds or so, i never went back upstairs to dry myself. i just sat and watched tv. just chillin while my boxers and basketball shorts soak up all the water. great job!
. the weather is getting hotter... which meanssss, my thighs, armpits and nuts are soaking wet 24/7
. last night i ate out at Guppys with bj, mike, my bro and sara. we all smoked after our meal and watched angels and demons faded. TOM HANKS BLEW MY MIND!!! great job!
. LAKERS WON!!! FUCK YEAH!
. LAKERS vs NUGGETS. its gonna be an interesting series
. BOSTON LOST! SUUUUCK MY DIIIICK BITCHES!!!
. my cat is wrecking shit up right now. i still need a name for the foo. i was thinking Tom Hanks or Linus. my dad calls him Fred. my mom is afraid of him
. i feed my cat about 5 times a day. hes only 7 weeks old. im not sure if thats too much food for him. well... FUCK IT. ima make this pussy big and strong
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
TOP 6 MVP'S OF WALNUT HIGHSCHOOL
I present to you the top 6, best of the best offsprings Walnut High School has ever produced.
1. James Grover. aka - J Grove
2. Michael Bryder. aka - Mike B
3. Joseph Guest. aka - The Guest
4. Matt Lugo. aka - Matt the sparrow Lugo (because everyone knows he was one hell of a jack sparrow for halloween)
5. Brent English. aka - Brentle (in 6th grade, he requested to be called that. for what reason? fuck, i dont know... but im sure it was good one)
6. Jason Lee. aka - J Lee
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
im sorry if you are offended by not being included in the MVP list. please keep in mind that the list was carefully picked by me and zaldy. we both examined each of the 6 MVPs and have found that each one has an extremely rare swagger. if you have any questions and/or complaints, or would like to be added to the list, please message me on my myspace. or you can simply call my cell phone and talk it over with my dick. thank you.
CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check Zaldy's Blog for the portaits of the MVPs
1. James Grover. aka - J Grove
2. Michael Bryder. aka - Mike B
3. Joseph Guest. aka - The Guest
4. Matt Lugo. aka - Matt the sparrow Lugo (because everyone knows he was one hell of a jack sparrow for halloween)
5. Brent English. aka - Brentle (in 6th grade, he requested to be called that. for what reason? fuck, i dont know... but im sure it was good one)
6. Jason Lee. aka - J Lee
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
im sorry if you are offended by not being included in the MVP list. please keep in mind that the list was carefully picked by me and zaldy. we both examined each of the 6 MVPs and have found that each one has an extremely rare swagger. if you have any questions and/or complaints, or would like to be added to the list, please message me on my myspace. or you can simply call my cell phone and talk it over with my dick. thank you.
CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check Zaldy's Blog for the portaits of the MVPs
Saturday, May 9, 2009
SO FAR, SO GOOD
woke up around 9
cooked breakfast for everyone. some good ass scrambled eggs and spam
washed the dishes
cleaned/fixed our monster beer bong
went to the cemetery to visit my mommas momma for mothers day
now im back home. just in time to watch basketball playoff games on espn
cooked breakfast for everyone. some good ass scrambled eggs and spam
washed the dishes
cleaned/fixed our monster beer bong
went to the cemetery to visit my mommas momma for mothers day
now im back home. just in time to watch basketball playoff games on espn
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
HANG WITH LEO
Click pic to enlarge
LOCATIONS (in the area)
LIBERTY BOARD SHOP - BREA, CA - MAY 13 - 5:30-6:30
UTILITY BOARD SHOP - COVINA,CA - MAY 14 - 3:30-4:30
UNITED BOARD SHOP - ANAHEIM, CA - MAY 15 - 5:00-6:00
LEO ROMERO in First Love
LOCATIONS (in the area)
LIBERTY BOARD SHOP - BREA, CA - MAY 13 - 5:30-6:30
UTILITY BOARD SHOP - COVINA,CA - MAY 14 - 3:30-4:30
UNITED BOARD SHOP - ANAHEIM, CA - MAY 15 - 5:00-6:00
LEO ROMERO in First Love
Friday, April 24, 2009
LIL UPDEEZY
. be gettin a cat soon. ima try to make that foo a mean ass cat. ill make sure he has some mean ass CATTITUDE. youre goonna have to work for his respect
. i dont know what to name him yet, but Tom Hanks was a name me and my cousin threw out and im kinda feelin it
. i won 1st place in our fantasy basketball league! THATS RIGHT!!!! GIMME MY MONEY NIGGAS! i believe the amount yall owe me is 20 bones each, a total of 100 bizzucks!
. 1st place - ME. 2nd place - BJ. 3rd place - Mike. 4th - Charles. 5th - Matt. 6th - my bro
. ive been reading alot.
. i read up on the parts i didnt quite finish on the book the disappearance of the universe . good shit. and ive been reading some greek mythology and this one book called, something in this book is true. its a bunch of shit that really makes you think. lots of trippy scary shit like polar shifts, the Hopi indians, the grand alignment, spirit channeling and other prophecies. this shit is pretty crazy and deep. i cant even give you a quick summary of it... theres too much crazy facts and ideas and shit that i cant put into afew sentences or paragraphs. i dunno. but id say dont read it unless youre 100% interested and want to know more of it. some of the info they give are pretty disturbing to say the least. the author says its pretty bad if you only know partial info of the subject, shitll fuck you up man...
. went to petsmart, chinchillas are the chillest fuckin animals
. i dont know what to name him yet, but Tom Hanks was a name me and my cousin threw out and im kinda feelin it
. i won 1st place in our fantasy basketball league! THATS RIGHT!!!! GIMME MY MONEY NIGGAS! i believe the amount yall owe me is 20 bones each, a total of 100 bizzucks!
. 1st place - ME. 2nd place - BJ. 3rd place - Mike. 4th - Charles. 5th - Matt. 6th - my bro
. ive been reading alot.
. i read up on the parts i didnt quite finish on the book the disappearance of the universe . good shit. and ive been reading some greek mythology and this one book called, something in this book is true. its a bunch of shit that really makes you think. lots of trippy scary shit like polar shifts, the Hopi indians, the grand alignment, spirit channeling and other prophecies. this shit is pretty crazy and deep. i cant even give you a quick summary of it... theres too much crazy facts and ideas and shit that i cant put into afew sentences or paragraphs. i dunno. but id say dont read it unless youre 100% interested and want to know more of it. some of the info they give are pretty disturbing to say the least. the author says its pretty bad if you only know partial info of the subject, shitll fuck you up man...
. went to petsmart, chinchillas are the chillest fuckin animals
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
SURE VEY
Do you think your ex still likes you?
nah nah nah... shits played out
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
cant wait till i get my own pad. dont know how ima pay for anything, but fuck that shit would be the party zone. or chill zone. or danger zone. whatever.
Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
fuck no... i played each grade like a flute! handled the system like zack morris
Are you easily scared by horror movies?
nah, well i like scary movies but i still jump outta my seat. haha i was doing that quite a lot during jason, friday the 13th
Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
difficult? more of childish... fuckin chucky cheese status. whatever that means
How long would it take you to walk home from work?
fuck work. i get 20 bucks a week for sleeping all day and watching cartoons and being a full time student. talkin bout easy money
Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
who the fuck calls that shit pot!? get that weak shit outta here!fuck that noise...
Have you ever punched a tree?
knocked that shit in half with a half assed judo chop
If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
save that shit. probably for Hard this summer
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
yes i do...
Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
nah nah nah
Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
if youre gay thats coo, i got friends that are gay... in jail...
How many kids do you want?
2 or 3. but i am no where even close to having kids. fuck that noise
What do you hate more than anything?
i hate hating because hating is hateful. haha
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
depends on if i having something to finish. if not then i knock out for however long i want. LIKE A BOSS!
Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Carson Daily? man... FUCK CARSON DAILY
Is it hard for you to get over someone?
so far only 1 person. but thats water under the bridge nigga
Who is your best friend?
jesus christo! gotta give it up to G
Does someone like you right now?
yeah?
What is your favorite song?
not too sure. but mini viva - left my heart in tokyo is bumpin'
Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
yeah, becasue those niggas are whack. plain and simple
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
nah nah nah. it was my mommas bday yesterday so id hope shes happy me and errthang
When's the next time you'll see your best friend?
in a bit
Who was the last person to call you babe?
sara?
Are you hiding something important from anyone?
i sell 100% of my cocaine to my nose
Have you ever had a pet fish?
yep, plenty. but my bro killed the last one i had by stabbing it with tooth pick because it killed his fish. good times...
Are any of your friends pregnant?
uhhhh nah, not that i know of
Do you think you'll make a good parent.
nah nah nah... not right now. im too clumsy and childish
Are you taller than 5'5"?
im about 5'5, so nah
What were you doing at 9 this morning?
up eating breakfast
Can you do the Soulja Boy dance?
get that weak shit outta here...
What are you doing on Saturday?
playing tennis on the moon. and going to bj and matts basketball game
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
yes i have
Who's the last person that saw you naked?
charmane star, always a goodie
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
my mom would go bazzurk and kick me outta the house. almost happened to my brother... dont want none of that. good times
Can you admit when you're wrong?
fuck no. ill keep talking till i convince you that im right
Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
plentay
Do you hate smokers?
nope
Have you ever switched schools?
yep. south hills - westhoff
Do you like to argue?
nah nah nah, but i will win
Do you like being single?
it has its perks
Did you have a good day today?
so far so good
Is anything going on between you and the last person who text you?
yea hes my brother, and i love him dearly. but if he dares to cross my lines i have no problem knocking his two front teeth out and making him eat through a tube for the rest of his life. good shit
Do, you want children?
yeah sure, but only as a house pet
Is there something you're happy about at the moment?
its wednesday, got only one class, my brother is comin down, might go eat out after school for my moms bday, last day for fantasy basketball, its me vs bj for championship.
Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name:
Beautifull, with two L's. because im full of beauty
Did you sleep alone last night?
naw, boogey man slept underneath my bed last night
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
counting sheep
How many piercings do you have?
only got, be rockin' that prince albert, ya dig!?
How many tattoos do you have?
1, a lower back tattoo
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
sure is
What are you listening to right now?
Jefferson Airplane - white rabbit
Do you like movie nights?
not as much as i like boogie nights
If alcohol were banned, what would be your reaction?
id kill myself. but not because of alcohol being banned. just because im EMO
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
fuck... this week is played out...
Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
sure have
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times... you cant fool me three times
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
i got an F in pe in 6th grade. shit was tight
Do you wish someone would call or text you?
not really
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
yeap
Are you still best friends with the same person as the beginning of the year?
sure is!
nah nah nah... shits played out
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
cant wait till i get my own pad. dont know how ima pay for anything, but fuck that shit would be the party zone. or chill zone. or danger zone. whatever.
Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
fuck no... i played each grade like a flute! handled the system like zack morris
Are you easily scared by horror movies?
nah, well i like scary movies but i still jump outta my seat. haha i was doing that quite a lot during jason, friday the 13th
Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
difficult? more of childish... fuckin chucky cheese status. whatever that means
How long would it take you to walk home from work?
fuck work. i get 20 bucks a week for sleeping all day and watching cartoons and being a full time student. talkin bout easy money
Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
who the fuck calls that shit pot!? get that weak shit outta here!fuck that noise...
Have you ever punched a tree?
knocked that shit in half with a half assed judo chop
If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
save that shit. probably for Hard this summer
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
yes i do...
Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
nah nah nah
Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
if youre gay thats coo, i got friends that are gay... in jail...
How many kids do you want?
2 or 3. but i am no where even close to having kids. fuck that noise
What do you hate more than anything?
i hate hating because hating is hateful. haha
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
depends on if i having something to finish. if not then i knock out for however long i want. LIKE A BOSS!
Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Carson Daily? man... FUCK CARSON DAILY
Is it hard for you to get over someone?
so far only 1 person. but thats water under the bridge nigga
Who is your best friend?
jesus christo! gotta give it up to G
Does someone like you right now?
yeah?
What is your favorite song?
not too sure. but mini viva - left my heart in tokyo is bumpin'
Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
yeah, becasue those niggas are whack. plain and simple
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
nah nah nah. it was my mommas bday yesterday so id hope shes happy me and errthang
When's the next time you'll see your best friend?
in a bit
Who was the last person to call you babe?
sara?
Are you hiding something important from anyone?
i sell 100% of my cocaine to my nose
Have you ever had a pet fish?
yep, plenty. but my bro killed the last one i had by stabbing it with tooth pick because it killed his fish. good times...
Are any of your friends pregnant?
uhhhh nah, not that i know of
Do you think you'll make a good parent.
nah nah nah... not right now. im too clumsy and childish
Are you taller than 5'5"?
im about 5'5, so nah
What were you doing at 9 this morning?
up eating breakfast
Can you do the Soulja Boy dance?
get that weak shit outta here...
What are you doing on Saturday?
playing tennis on the moon. and going to bj and matts basketball game
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
yes i have
Who's the last person that saw you naked?
charmane star, always a goodie
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
my mom would go bazzurk and kick me outta the house. almost happened to my brother... dont want none of that. good times
Can you admit when you're wrong?
fuck no. ill keep talking till i convince you that im right
Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
plentay
Do you hate smokers?
nope
Have you ever switched schools?
yep. south hills - westhoff
Do you like to argue?
nah nah nah, but i will win
Do you like being single?
it has its perks
Did you have a good day today?
so far so good
Is anything going on between you and the last person who text you?
yea hes my brother, and i love him dearly. but if he dares to cross my lines i have no problem knocking his two front teeth out and making him eat through a tube for the rest of his life. good shit
Do, you want children?
yeah sure, but only as a house pet
Is there something you're happy about at the moment?
its wednesday, got only one class, my brother is comin down, might go eat out after school for my moms bday, last day for fantasy basketball, its me vs bj for championship.
Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name:
Beautifull, with two L's. because im full of beauty
Did you sleep alone last night?
naw, boogey man slept underneath my bed last night
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
counting sheep
How many piercings do you have?
only got, be rockin' that prince albert, ya dig!?
How many tattoos do you have?
1, a lower back tattoo
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
sure is
What are you listening to right now?
Jefferson Airplane - white rabbit
Do you like movie nights?
not as much as i like boogie nights
If alcohol were banned, what would be your reaction?
id kill myself. but not because of alcohol being banned. just because im EMO
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
fuck... this week is played out...
Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
sure have
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times... you cant fool me three times
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
i got an F in pe in 6th grade. shit was tight
Do you wish someone would call or text you?
not really
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
yeap
Are you still best friends with the same person as the beginning of the year?
sure is!
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
USE YOUR INSTINCTS
How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."
Friday, March 27, 2009
SURF N TURF
UPDATE
. got back from skating... fuckin sunny and abit hot outside
. my wrist is just about 99.5% better. i still wear my wrist guard
. gettin up early manana and hitting the road w/ my cousin and brother for a good lil mininini road trip to San Diego for our little cousins Bday
. im lookin forward to feeling the good weather, eating good food, drinking beer with family, playing cards, skateboarding in the always nice San Diego weather, hopefully my wrist will be coo enough to shoot some hoops and possibly meet some old friends
. i gotta be on the look out for my mom. id say shes a little alcoholic
. WHERES MY PHONE!?!
. its friday... so no eating meat today. i have some BBQ in the frig with my name on it... its fucking tempting. should i eat meat on friday? do i dare eat the forbidden fruit?
Girl Skateboards Surf n Turf series
available now! check yo local skate shop!
click pic to enlarge
CH CH CH CHECK IT OUT!
5 good ass flatground tricks
DANIEL CASTILLO MINI TOP 5
. got back from skating... fuckin sunny and abit hot outside
. my wrist is just about 99.5% better. i still wear my wrist guard
. gettin up early manana and hitting the road w/ my cousin and brother for a good lil mininini road trip to San Diego for our little cousins Bday
. im lookin forward to feeling the good weather, eating good food, drinking beer with family, playing cards, skateboarding in the always nice San Diego weather, hopefully my wrist will be coo enough to shoot some hoops and possibly meet some old friends
. i gotta be on the look out for my mom. id say shes a little alcoholic
. WHERES MY PHONE!?!
. its friday... so no eating meat today. i have some BBQ in the frig with my name on it... its fucking tempting. should i eat meat on friday? do i dare eat the forbidden fruit?
Girl Skateboards Surf n Turf series
available now! check yo local skate shop!
click pic to enlarge
CH CH CH CHECK IT OUT!
5 good ass flatground tricks
DANIEL CASTILLO MINI TOP 5
Thursday, March 26, 2009
ABC's
Aaron Carter
Brian Justiniano
Crailtap
Destinys Child
Eric Froston
Fully Flared
Glassjaw
Hamburgers
In n out
Jonas Brothers
Kobe time!
Lakers
Mike Mo
Nipples
O' hellll naw!
Penis pizza
Quality not quantity
Rolex Mo Sex
Spankwire
Titties
Upside of down
Vespa
WWF
Xena the Warrior Princess
Yeah right!
Zoolander
Brian Justiniano
Crailtap
Destinys Child
Eric Froston
Fully Flared
Glassjaw
Hamburgers
In n out
Jonas Brothers
Kobe time!
Lakers
Mike Mo
Nipples
O' hellll naw!
Penis pizza
Quality not quantity
Rolex Mo Sex
Spankwire
Titties
Upside of down
Vespa
WWF
Xena the Warrior Princess
Yeah right!
Zoolander
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
Where The Wild Things Are. Official Trailer
directed by Spike Jonze. trailer music by Arcade Fire - Wake up
Movie hits theaters Oct. 16. 09
sorry about the quality. you can catch it in HD in apples movie trailers
CLICK ME BITCH!
Where The Wild Things Are trailer at Apple Movies
UPDATE
. got an 85% on my english essay. i didnt even read the book! FUCK YEAH! foo next to me read the book and got a 74%! TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!
. no food to eat...
. cant find my phone... FUCK
. san diego this weekend? maybe?
directed by Spike Jonze. trailer music by Arcade Fire - Wake up
Movie hits theaters Oct. 16. 09
sorry about the quality. you can catch it in HD in apples movie trailers
CLICK ME BITCH!
Where The Wild Things Are trailer at Apple Movies
UPDATE
. got an 85% on my english essay. i didnt even read the book! FUCK YEAH! foo next to me read the book and got a 74%! TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!
. no food to eat...
. cant find my phone... FUCK
. san diego this weekend? maybe?
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