SURVEY

1. describe your perfect hug w/ a person of the same sex:
my hands placed on their hips, their hands gently resting on my shoulders and cheeks slightly rubbing against each other. not much of a gay touch, but more of a comforting touch

2. what is your nickname:
Mr Johannsen used to call me El Canon cause my muscles were like guns. BIG ones. i guess

3. why wouldnt someone want to fight you:
you know how many fingers i gots? i gots all 10 brah... and that aint even 1/4ths of the number of foos i knock out on a daily basis. gosta put up or shut up. get down or be put down

4. whats the whackest shit you heard in the past 3 weeks:
laker parade/rally day. these young jail bait girls that didnt get in were asked how long theyve been Laker fans and who their favorite players were. they said "oh, weve been fans since forever, our whole lives. our favorite players are shannon brown and luke walton... and and and everyone else." fuckin tricks... get that shit outta here... didnt even mention kobe...

5. what was the last thing that grinded your gears:
last night, tbs played Road Trip in spanish... i aint got anything against spanish, i just cant understand any of it. all i wanted to do was chill and watch a funny movie

6. what did you have for breakfast:
sunny side up eggs and sausages on butter toast

7. last time you threw up:
game 5 lakers vs magic. drank too much Sapporo and warm sake at Ichikawa in chino hills

8. What are you currently saving up for:
a new drum set. gotta get back on that shit

9. Why is you dad a such a great person:
my dad once caught a bullet with his bare hands

10. Is there a show named after you:
The Mighty B. and Degrassi is based on many of my lifes journeys

LAKERS @ FRANK & SONS. JUNE 27

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PART OF THE WEEKEND NEVER DIES

UPDATE
. summer heat is kickin in... good bye hair, hello shaved head
. been working out and running 3 miles bout 4 days a week
. been eating eggs and drinking water w/ vitamins 24/7
. my body fat - 8.41%
. fat weight - 11.1 lbs
. lean weight - 120.9 lbs
. not going to HARD festival this summer
. transformers 2 THIS WEDNESDAY
. remodeled my room. new paint, curtains and new bed sheets. all from watching too much HGTV
. if you went to hard haunted mansion back in October then fuck you... you gotta see all the top djs perform... soulwax isnt having a show in US for a while.

SOULWAX - PART OF THE WEEKEND NEVER DIES

GET YO BASKETBALL ON!!!!

ITS BEEN A WHILE

Battle at the Berrics 2 - 1 match ups
. Mike V - Chris Cole
. Duffel - Rick Howard
. Lizard King - Heath Kirchart
. Jamie Thomas (The Chief) - Busenitz

Predictions
. chris cole will take mike V. i know mike V usually does them old school tricks and hand plants and thats not allowed. plus, chris cole is just a beast... itll be interesting
. Duffels is pretty sick. he goes big and all that shit and ricks got some years and experience underneath his belt. dont have much to judge them on but i gotta go with howard
. both lizard king and kirchart rip. this ones a toughy but im calling kirchart to pull out the W
. gotta go with the chief. yall might remember him during the match up between MJ and the legion of doom in the 1st battle at the berrics. plus hes got experience as well as a full bag of tricks. busenitz is the man to use in skate 2, but i havent seen much of his skating to make me choose him over thomas.


UPDATE
. read "this ones about Kobe vs Kobe" in todays newspaper
. KOBE DOIN' FOREVER!
. game 1 of NBA finals tonight at 6. Lakers vs Magic WATCH IT!!!!
. last day before finals week! summer is just around the corner!
. got tickets for the san diego fair. SD trip soon?
. im planning on remodeling my room. gonna repaint the walls and get new furniture. all this HGTV is getting to me
. i saw Kurt Ponnusamy a few weeks ago during Matt and Bjs basketball game. i said whats up to him and he looked at me without saying a word and walked right passed me. what an asshole...
. KURT, YOU JUST LOST YOUR CHANCES OF BEING DRAFTED INTO THE WALNUT HIGH SCHOOLS MVP LIST.
. does billy feng belong in the mvp list? or how bout marty mccdonald?

RECRUIT

Zaldy mentioned something to me the other day and its only right for anyone and everyone to agree. enough yadda yadda...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ME AND ZALDY GIVE YOU THE NEWEST WALNUT HIGH SCHOOL MVP! ANTHONY TILAR!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!

1. James Grover
2. Joseph Guest
3. Michael Bereiter
4. Matt Lugo
5. Jason Lee
6. Brent English
7. Anthony Tilar

TAILWHIZZIP!

GOODIE GOODIE

one thing kids like is to be tricked. for instance, i was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland. but instead i drove him to an old burnt down warehouse. "oh no!" i said, "Disneyland burned down...". he cried and cried but deep down i think he thought it was a pretty good joke.

Tikki Tikki Tembo

DEAR CARL

instead of having a regular arm, Carl had been born with a pigeon's wing. the odd thing was, through all of his life, no one has ever laughed at his wing - not even the mean kids at school. then one day he realized why: he looked in the mirror and saw that HE WAS A PIGEON!!!!

UPDATE
. i was in the shower just a few hours ago when the 4.7 or so earthquake happened. ive been reading a lot of books lately on future events that will change the world. the universe even! and that made me think, ohhhh shittt... this better not be THE BIG ONE... i quickly got out of the shower and put on my shorts without drying myself because i forgot my towel in my bedroom.
the epicenter of the earthquake was located around the Inglewood area. even tho it lasted no more than 30 seconds or so, i never went back upstairs to dry myself. i just sat and watched tv. just chillin while my boxers and basketball shorts soak up all the water. great job!
. the weather is getting hotter... which meanssss, my thighs, armpits and nuts are soaking wet 24/7
. last night i ate out at Guppys with bj, mike, my bro and sara. we all smoked after our meal and watched angels and demons faded. TOM HANKS BLEW MY MIND!!! great job!
. LAKERS WON!!! FUCK YEAH!
. LAKERS vs NUGGETS. its gonna be an interesting series
. BOSTON LOST! SUUUUCK MY DIIIICK BITCHES!!!
. my cat is wrecking shit up right now. i still need a name for the foo. i was thinking Tom Hanks or Linus. my dad calls him Fred. my mom is afraid of him
. i feed my cat about 5 times a day. hes only 7 weeks old. im not sure if thats too much food for him. well... FUCK IT. ima make this pussy big and strong

TOP 6 MVP'S OF WALNUT HIGHSCHOOL

I present to you the top 6, best of the best offsprings Walnut High School has ever produced.

1. James Grover. aka - J Grove
2. Michael Bryder. aka - Mike B
3. Joseph Guest. aka - The Guest
4. Matt Lugo. aka - Matt the sparrow Lugo (because everyone knows he was one hell of a jack sparrow for halloween)
5. Brent English. aka - Brentle (in 6th grade, he requested to be called that. for what reason? fuck, i dont know... but im sure it was good one)
6. Jason Lee. aka - J Lee

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
im sorry if you are offended by not being included in the MVP list. please keep in mind that the list was carefully picked by me and zaldy. we both examined each of the 6 MVPs and have found that each one has an extremely rare swagger. if you have any questions and/or complaints, or would like to be added to the list, please message me on my myspace. or you can simply call my cell phone and talk it over with my dick. thank you.

CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check Zaldy's Blog for the portaits of the MVPs

GRANDMA! SAY CHEEEEEESE!

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FOURSTAR: A TRIBE CALLED MAPQUEST

PT:1

PT:2

SO FAR, SO GOOD

woke up around 9
cooked breakfast for everyone. some good ass scrambled eggs and spam
washed the dishes
cleaned/fixed our monster beer bong
went to the cemetery to visit my mommas momma for mothers day
now im back home. just in time to watch basketball playoff games on espn

PLAY HIM OFF!!!!

GENIUS! GENIUS! GENIUS!

HANG WITH LEO

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LOCATIONS (in the area)
LIBERTY BOARD SHOP - BREA, CA - MAY 13 - 5:30-6:30
UTILITY BOARD SHOP - COVINA,CA - MAY 14 - 3:30-4:30
UNITED BOARD SHOP - ANAHEIM, CA - MAY 15 - 5:00-6:00

LEO ROMERO in First Love

GETTIN' PHYSICAL

LAKERS vs ROCKETS. Round 2 Game 2 highlights

LIL UPDEEZY

. be gettin a cat soon. ima try to make that foo a mean ass cat. ill make sure he has some mean ass CATTITUDE. youre goonna have to work for his respect
. i dont know what to name him yet, but Tom Hanks was a name me and my cousin threw out and im kinda feelin it
. i won 1st place in our fantasy basketball league! THATS RIGHT!!!! GIMME MY MONEY NIGGAS! i believe the amount yall owe me is 20 bones each, a total of 100 bizzucks!
. 1st place - ME. 2nd place - BJ. 3rd place - Mike. 4th - Charles. 5th - Matt. 6th - my bro
. ive been reading alot.
. i read up on the parts i didnt quite finish on the book the disappearance of the universe . good shit. and ive been reading some greek mythology and this one book called, something in this book is true. its a bunch of shit that really makes you think. lots of trippy scary shit like polar shifts, the Hopi indians, the grand alignment, spirit channeling and other prophecies. this shit is pretty crazy and deep. i cant even give you a quick summary of it... theres too much crazy facts and ideas and shit that i cant put into afew sentences or paragraphs. i dunno. but id say dont read it unless youre 100% interested and want to know more of it. some of the info they give are pretty disturbing to say the least. the author says its pretty bad if you only know partial info of the subject, shitll fuck you up man...
. went to petsmart, chinchillas are the chillest fuckin animals

SURE VEY

Do you think your ex still likes you?
nah nah nah... shits played out

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
cant wait till i get my own pad. dont know how ima pay for anything, but fuck that shit would be the party zone. or chill zone. or danger zone. whatever.

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
fuck no... i played each grade like a flute! handled the system like zack morris

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
nah, well i like scary movies but i still jump outta my seat. haha i was doing that quite a lot during jason, friday the 13th

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
difficult? more of childish... fuckin chucky cheese status. whatever that means

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
fuck work. i get 20 bucks a week for sleeping all day and watching cartoons and being a full time student. talkin bout easy money

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
who the fuck calls that shit pot!? get that weak shit outta here!fuck that noise...

Have you ever punched a tree?
knocked that shit in half with a half assed judo chop

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
save that shit. probably for Hard this summer

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
yes i do...

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
nah nah nah

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
if youre gay thats coo, i got friends that are gay... in jail...

How many kids do you want?
2 or 3. but i am no where even close to having kids. fuck that noise

What do you hate more than anything?
i hate hating because hating is hateful. haha

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
depends on if i having something to finish. if not then i knock out for however long i want. LIKE A BOSS!

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Carson Daily? man... FUCK CARSON DAILY

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
so far only 1 person. but thats water under the bridge nigga

Who is your best friend?
jesus christo! gotta give it up to G

Does someone like you right now?
yeah?

What is your favorite song?
not too sure. but mini viva - left my heart in tokyo is bumpin'

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
yeah, becasue those niggas are whack. plain and simple

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
nah nah nah. it was my mommas bday yesterday so id hope shes happy me and errthang

When's the next time you'll see your best friend?
in a bit

Who was the last person to call you babe?
sara?

Are you hiding something important from anyone?
i sell 100% of my cocaine to my nose

Have you ever had a pet fish?
yep, plenty. but my bro killed the last one i had by stabbing it with tooth pick because it killed his fish. good times...

Are any of your friends pregnant?
uhhhh nah, not that i know of

Do you think you'll make a good parent.
nah nah nah... not right now. im too clumsy and childish

Are you taller than 5'5"?
im about 5'5, so nah

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
up eating breakfast

Can you do the Soulja Boy dance?
get that weak shit outta here...

What are you doing on Saturday?
playing tennis on the moon. and going to bj and matts basketball game

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
yes i have

Who's the last person that saw you naked?
charmane star, always a goodie

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
my mom would go bazzurk and kick me outta the house. almost happened to my brother... dont want none of that. good times

Can you admit when you're wrong?
fuck no. ill keep talking till i convince you that im right

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
plentay

Do you hate smokers?
nope

Have you ever switched schools?
yep. south hills - westhoff

Do you like to argue?
nah nah nah, but i will win

Do you like being single?
it has its perks

Did you have a good day today?
so far so good

Is anything going on between you and the last person who text you?
yea hes my brother, and i love him dearly. but if he dares to cross my lines i have no problem knocking his two front teeth out and making him eat through a tube for the rest of his life. good shit

Do, you want children?
yeah sure, but only as a house pet

Is there something you're happy about at the moment?
its wednesday, got only one class, my brother is comin down, might go eat out after school for my moms bday, last day for fantasy basketball, its me vs bj for championship.

Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name:
Beautifull, with two L's. because im full of beauty

Did you sleep alone last night?
naw, boogey man slept underneath my bed last night

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
counting sheep

How many piercings do you have?
only got, be rockin' that prince albert, ya dig!?

How many tattoos do you have?
1, a lower back tattoo

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
sure is

What are you listening to right now?
Jefferson Airplane - white rabbit

Do you like movie nights?
not as much as i like boogie nights

If alcohol were banned, what would be your reaction?
id kill myself. but not because of alcohol being banned. just because im EMO

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
fuck... this week is played out...

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
sure have

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times... you cant fool me three times


Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
i got an F in pe in 6th grade. shit was tight

Do you wish someone would call or text you?
not really

Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
yeap

Are you still best friends with the same person as the beginning of the year?
sure is!

FUN FUN FUN

USE YOUR INSTINCTS

How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."